Description: this is a series of short entries I had made to a character simply named evil monkey. Got the idea from family guy and took it in a whole new creative direction. Hope you all enjoy. This originally started as a joke on my facebook page, but has now turned into a writing experiment. If I receive any reviews all which I kinda doubt I will...i'll continue to add more entries as I imagine them.

Disclaimer: while I credit the idea of Evil Monkey partially to Family Guy, I take 100% credit for all original use of my boundless imagination and for Pandy as well as any other characters I see fit to create.

Authors Note: I have an extremely untamed imagination, everything in these short entries is completely random. I am not crazy but the voices inside my head are.

Entry #3

October 7th, 2010

Evil monkey residing in my closet, what the hell is wrong with you? did you think that i wouldn't find out what you did to my stuffed panda? you are such an asshole? Pandy thought the world of you and ya broke her heart. you are such a selfish bastard! she committed pandacide because of you...thats right, she lept off my dresser. it was horrible, there was stuffing everywhere you son of a bitch! go to hell evil panda, go to hell!

Authors Note: I know pandacide is not a word, I invented it to piece my entry together. Deal with it.