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Meet the idiots!
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NotEragon Has just signed on
PersonInTenOne has just signed on.
LeaveMeAlone has just signed on
NE: Hey all!
PIT1: Hi Eragon.
NE: I am not Eragon! Why does everyone call me that!!!???
LMA: Coz you are one idiot.
LeaveMeAlone has just signed off
NE: …Well bye
PIT1: Was that Arya?
NE: Dunno
IKnowAPainInTheAss has just signed on
NE: Hey
IKAPITA: Don't ask.
IKnowAPainInTheAss has just signed off
PIT1: That has to be Arya
NE: Yep
IFYouAreNotEragonDontTalkToMe has just signed on.
NE: Hello
IYANEDTTM: You are Not Eragon… don't talk to me.
NE: NOO! I AM ERAGON!
IYANEDTTM: Yea, but when I say Not Eragon, I mean the display name; Not Eragon. That's you. Don't talk to me
IFYouAreNotEragonDontTalkToMe has just signed off
NE: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?????
PIT1: Might be because you have blonde hair?
NE: …
NE: Encouraging,
PIT1: Aren't I, I get it from Galby.
PersonInTent3 has just signed on.
NE: Hey.
PIT1: Hu r u?
PIT3: You should know, I live 2 tents down from you.
PIT1: Thorn…?
PIT3: Oh yea, and I am your super cool red dragon.
ThePersonWhoJustUsedUpAllTheirDisplayNames has just signed on
PIT3: HI
PIT1: Howzit goin?
NE: Who are you?
TPWJUUATDN: Hello
TPWJUUATDN: Great
TPWJUUATDN: I am Arya
PIT1: If you are Arya, then who is LeaveMeAlone?
TPWJUUATDN: Arya
NE: And IKnowAPainInTheAss
TPWJUUATDN: Arya
PIT1: What about IFYouAreNotEragonDontTalkToMe
TPWJUUATDN: Arya.
NE: You changed your display name?
TPWJUUATDN: No, it has always been the same. WHAT DUZ IT LOOK LIKE!!!???
PIT3: It looks like you have run out of display names (laughs)
TPWJUUATDN: Hey who are you?
PIT3: Thorn
TPWJUUATDN: How can you type?
NE: …
PIT1: …
PIT3: …
PIT3: I don't know.
PersonInTent3 has logged off to find psychiatrically help to stop imagining things, that then become real. Like that time he imagined him and Saphira – Reader has been forced to log off to find psychiatrically help with thorn after he just got hit by a dragon.
TPWJUUATDN: …
PIT1: …
NE: …
IHABPAYB: Ok then.
NE: Who are you?
IHABPAYB: … Arya
PIT1: AHHHH!!!! STOP CHANGIN YOUR NAME
PIT1 falls to the ground and has an epileptic seizure whilst NE points and laughs.
NE: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
IHABPAYB: Hmph.
IHABPAYB virtually picks up the virtual PIT1 and takes him to virtual hospital across the virtual road, then comes back to the virtual NE and laughs at the virtual look on his virtual face.
IHABPAYB: HAHAHAHAH! Anyone had think you had just seen your girlfriend pick up your evil brother - who you are jealous of because he is hotter than you - and help him!!!
NE: (wrings virtual hands) what gives you that idea?
IHABPAYB: The look on your virtual face!
NE: …
IHABPAYB: …
NE: … I'm bored.
IHABPAYB: Ohhh! I know! Lets play a game!
NE: OKOK!
IHABPAYB: Ok… what you do is you have to guess what my name means.
NE: Uh… Idiots have asses because people always yes buts?
IHABPAYB: (looks at NE in horror) NO! But the second word was right
NE: ok then… I have a broccoli piece and yellow beans.
IHABPAYB: Ewwww, have you TASTED yellow beans? No that is not right. First, second and third word right though.
NE: damn. Ok… er… I have a… I have a boogie placed as your brain
IHABPAYB: I think so, but no. 7th word right.
NE: Getting there… Um… I have a bottle pointed at your back.
IHABPAYB: CLOSE! Only bottle is wrong.
NE: YAY! Ummmm, ….errr …. Ahhh… I GOT IT. Is it; I have a bow pointed at your back!
IHABPAYB: Yes!!!!
NE: Yay! I got it! Oh yea! I won!
IHABPAYB: (grins evily)
NE: Uh oh.
NE has logged off due to the fact he was shot in the back by IHABPAYB who now no longer has a bow pointed at anyone's back coz there is no one else on line and had to change her name to IDHABPAYB (I don't have a bow pointed at your back.)
IHABPAYB: (sigh) oh well. We'll meet again (evil grin)