(A/N: Here's the third chapter. I honestly made this story for laughs. I know there's time where everyone is having a rough day or life is hitting you hard. Here's something to up your spirits with a few laughs. I honestly don't care if it's not liked or followed just as long as it brightens your day with laughter. Enjoy!)

Train Ride of Fun

Edward's golden gaze narrowed at the two girls. "You want our help?" he asked, his voice laced with suspicion.

Yuna nervously bit her lip. "We need to...get something back."

Ed seemed to contemplate this for moment, his eyes lessening in intensity. "Get something back? What did you lose?"

"I think I just loss 20% of my ass," Juno pouted, trying hard to get comfortable in the uncomfortable seat. She yelped when Yuna smacked her.

"Sorry about her," the brown haired girl apologized as Ed and Al looked at her weirdly. Oh god, now they know she's a freak! "Um.." She rubbed the back of her head, not sure how to answer that. Should she tell the truth or lie? "I don't want to talk about," she finally answered.

Ed hummed in disappointment. "Well, everyone has their secrets."

"Are you guys traveling?" Alphonse asked.

"Yes," Juno replied simply, leaning back. "Once I get home, I'm going to tell everybody I shot a priest." She let out confident smirk. "They'll know."

Edward glared at her and Alphonse looked uneasy. Shooting a gun was nothing to laugh about. Only people not right in the hand would find it amusing. They turned when they heard Yuna snicker.

"What would they know? That you're a lunatic!"

Juno tried to stifle in a laugh as well. The two brothers were utterly confused. She faced Edward. "You know, you are one badass dude."

Ed smirked at the compliment, puffing out his chest. "I know I'm badass."

Al sighed in exasperation and Yuna giggled a little.

"They way you took down Cornella was amazing," Juna talked animated. "He was 'stop interfering with my plans, you motherfucker!'"

All laughs and smiles went away as Yuna facepalmed and Ed and Al with blank and confused expressions, not knowing what to say.

"Then you were like 'I don't give a shit about your plans, bitch! I'm Edward motherfucking Elric, the fucking Fullmetal Alchemist, bitch!'"

"I didn't know motherfucking was Ed's middle name or about a priest that curses," Yuna said sarcastically.

Juno ignored her. "Cornello explained his master plan over the radio saying things like 'I'm planning to make the world my bitches! And once I'm done with you, I'm gonna be the priest that catch all the hoes!' Then he's defeated."

Everybody stared at the blonde with various expressions of emotions. Al was frozen, Ed was at utter loss for words, and Yuna wanted to smack her friend for being an idiot and talking like that. They are not home!

"That...wasn't the exact words that were spoken, but thank you, Juno, or that insightful reiteration," the brown haired spoke, playfully sardonic.

Green eyes glanced over to the Elric still noting their completely baffled expression. They literally have no words to say. Sigh. This is going to be a long train ride.

(A/N: That's it! Hope you had a few good laughs! Bye!)