Hey guys so heres the third chapter, things get interesting is all i can really say haha i hope you guys enjoy it!

Chapter 3;Fuck prince charming, happy endings don't exist

Tenten was awake this morning even before her alarm went off ,and she turned it off so she didn't have to deal with its annoying beeping. she went to the bathroom to start her shower. She looked in the mirror and saw the bruise beginning to develop on her abdomen, it was huge being mostly black with blue and purple spots making it hurt to take deep breaths. Tenten quickly got into the shower and sat there while scrubbing herself thinking of last nights events.

FLASHBACK *

After she had called security they had come up in 5 minutes flat, they found Tenten sitting on the floor staring at Orochimaru's unconscious body seemingly bored. She then looked up at them and said "oh, you're finally here 'bout time. I was starting to lose feeling in my ass" Tenten stiffly got up while rubbing her butt. The four security guards sweat dropped, they knew Tenten well, she could always make the worse situations seem not so bad. The men only chuckled and guided her out making her wait for the medics and police to come, but the moment they went back into the office Tenten grabbed her purse and went on her way. She arrived at the lobby and cops were already waiting with medics 'shit' she stepped out of the elevator and two medics and a police officer immediately escorted her outside to the back of an ambulance. She sat there while one medic dabbed at her split lip and another examined her abdomen, meanwhile the officer began questioning her.

Once the medics were done stitching up her bruised split lip, and the questions finally ceased Tenten was allowed to go home. She arrived home that night at midnight on the dot. Tenten got ready for bed and tried to brush off the nights events. This had happened many times before in the past, and it wasn't anything new, but she'd never called 911 who knows what would happen. She felt fidgety all of a sudden and got out of bed and straight to the living room turned on the news then went to the kitchen. Tenten took out a bottle of scotch and a shot glass hoping to ease her mind a bit when all of a sudden a breaking news report came onto the screen. With the uncapped bottle in her hand tenten slowly walked around the bar into the living room her eyes wide with horror 'no...they can't...HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET THE STORY SO FAST?!'

Now Tenten was pissed they had taken her story and put it in the news! Everyone was going to know! Tenten fumed 'this can't be happening...DAMMIT!' she than turned and punched a decent dent into the nearest wall as she listened to them make the report. With her back still facing the T.V. Tenten slowly dropped to her knees then slowly turned around, rested her back against the wall, and began to chug the scotch, silent tears slipped down her eyes as she chugged the bottle stopping then continuing. After an hour Tenten realized they hadn't said her name or shown a picture 'well' she thought 'if only the people I work with know, I guess that's okay...' She then realized her bottle was empty and she became infuriated with the fact that she had cried. She stood up and threw the liquor bottle at the wall next to her, watching as it shattered into pieces and fell on the tile floor of the kitchen.

She wasn't satisfied, she quickly went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and began to slit her wrists again and again and again and again. Tenten didn't stop till both her wrists were pouring blood on the tile floor, she then grabbed bandages from the cabinets and began to wrap her wrists she then cleaned up the blood, the glass in the kitchen, turned off the T.V., and all the lights, and as she returned to her room turned on the lamp and sat down on the bed. She didn't move the rest of the night.

* END OF FLASHBACK *

Tenten shook her head relieving herself of the memory, she turned off the shower and continued her morning routine.

Tenten made her way to her black Mercedes-Benz and got in. She sat there for a moment feeling her purse heavier than usual on her lap, she knew why, there were four flasks filled with scotch, bourbon, and two with vodka. She'd downed three flasks of whiskey that morning, and she wasn't feeling better, but she promised herself that she would push through. She drove off to work and sat in the car knowing that they would be getting a new CEO along with several other co workers that he was apparently bringing since they were merging company's. She was stressed, too stressed, she couldn't even buy her usual white chocolate frappe, instead she downed a flask of vodka in only a few minutes relishing in the burn going down her throat. She then threw it into the passenger's seat clipped on her I.D. Tag, popped in a piece of gum, and left her car. She came to the door and saw Yamato their already opening it for her with a sad smile and with pity in his eyes.

She smiled at him tightly 'let the pity fest begin...more like a living hell' They shared their respectful good mornings as he then asked her how she was she smiled at him and said

"Don't worry Yamato im fine! I'm a tough girl I can take care of myself." He gave her another sad smile and nodded his head. She smiled and waved goodbye the moment she turned back she let out an annoyed sigh as she noticed many people were staring at her 'great...well...at least I have a cute out fit on today.' (It looks exactly like the outfit she wore yesterday but her shirt is blood-red and she has black suspenders, her hair is also curled) She sighed again as she pushed the button for the elevator to open, as it did she stepped in and pressed the button for the 57th floor.

'God this is gonna suck' Tenten was so lost in her thoughts she almost didn't hear the loud yell of

"HEY! HOLD THE ELEVATOR!" out of sudden instinct Tenten reached out her hand and stopped the doors from closing. She looked up to see a group of men file in to the elevator, the man who yelled for her to stop the elevator being first. He was tall about 6' with short blonde hair and deep ocean blue eyes and what seemed to be whiskers? 'WTF?' Tenten thought, after him was a boy with black hair that was like a chicken butt style with black onyx eyes and pale skin , he also seemed to be 6'.After him was a boy who looked similar but was even paler he had short normal black hair and black eyes, then there was a boy with short brown hair and red triangles under his eyes Tenten sweat dropped 'again...the weird male makeup'. After him entered a man with brown hair that was pulled back in a high ponytail which resulted in 'pineapple head' thought from our lovely Tenten, he had black eyes and what seemed to be a bored look in them, actually no his face. Finally, or so she thought, a tall man about 6' 4'' she would guess walked in, he had pale alabaster skin with long chocolate-brown hair that was tied at the end with a black hair tie, he also had a black headband covering his forehead His eyes reminded her a lot of Hinatas accept they didn't hold as much of that lavender as her friends did, they even seemed a bit cold, but to her they were still beautiful. All the men were quite handsome, but in her opinion he was the most attractive.

Once she noticed they were all on she turned to the blonde man and patiently asked

"Is that everyone?" he looked around and said

"I think s-"

"WAIT MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS I HAVE STILL YET TO COME!" The blonde sweat dropped and she could've sworn that she heard all the other males in the elevator groan. Her attention was soon taken though when someone grabbed the hand at her side and the hand that was holding the elevator door open, as a tall man with a bowl cut with unusually shiny black hair, bug like eyes and extremely bushy eyebrows was now standing in the elevator saying to her

"Thank you my young beautiful blossom for being so kind to do me the favor of holding this door open! I am so overcome with emotion!" Tenten swore he was about to cry, she sweat dropped while saying

"uh yeah sure, heh, no problem." His eyes twinkled with satisfaction and Tenten noticed he wouldn't stop his eyes from twinkling all anime like she smiled uncomfortably and gently pulled her small hands from his grasp and smoothly moved him to the other side of the elevator next to the blonde as she said "yeahhhhh okayyy then." 'awkward' Tenten thought.

Half way through their elevator ride things had been mostly silent except for mild bickering between some of the men, the only ones who didn't talk was the tall stoic man next to her and herself. Suddenly Tenten's phone began to ring, a current argument that had broken out between the guy with the chicken but hair and the blonde suddenly stopped when they heard the song Demons by Imagine Dragons playing.

"I wanna hide the truth

I wanna shelter you,

but with the beast inside

there's nowhere we can hide"

Tenten looked at the called ID and almost gasped at the horror. Ino, all hell was about to break loose, but she thought it'd be better to get this over with, she let out a sigh and turned to all the men at her right who were all staring at her as she simply asked

" do you guys mind if I take this?" she got all answers of 'no go a heads' 'and not at all' and 'of your own will my fair blossom'. Then preparing for the worst Tenten answered the call.

"When you feel my heat

look into my eyes

it's where my demons hide

it's where my demons hide"

"Don't get to close

it's dark inside

it's where my demons hide

it's where m-"

"Hello?"

"TENTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH WHERE ARE YOU?! WHERE DID THAT FUCKING CREEP TOUCH YOU! I'M GONNA TEAR HIS FUCKING DICK OFF DO YOU HEAR ME?! ILL MAKE SURE HE NEVER REPRODUCES AGAIN!I'LL-" Tenten quickly put her hand over the receiver not understanding how a woman could scream so loud when she wasn't even on speaker, now all that was coming out were muffled yells, all the men were staring at her wide-eyed as she patiently waited for the hysterical blondes screaming to stop. Soon the muffled yells ceased and Tenten risking it gently spoke

"Listen, Ino, I know they made it seem bad but-"

"SEEM?! SEEM!? TENTEN! OROCHIMARU WAS-"

" bye Ino!"

"WAIT WHAT?! TENTEN DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON M-" Tenten quickly pressed the end call button, and let out a sigh of exasperation she suddenly felt many pairs of eyes on her as she turned to see all the men staring at her wide-eyed.

She laughed nervously while rubbing the back of her head "sorry, heh, my friends a bit on the special side." All of a sudden though she heard the blonde speak

"ohhhh you're the last creep CEO's secretary aren't you! That would explain your lip! He almost ra-" Tenten horrified at the fact that he was about to finish that statement quickly leaned over and pressed the emergency stop button, causing the whole elevator to shake and stop on the 47th floor while all the men yelled and practically fell on each other or braced the wall for support, the doors opened and Tenten, acting like nothing happened said

"oops! Sorry! Looks like this is my floor!" The blonde who was on the ground suddenly yelled

"WHAT?! NO IT ISNT! YOU JUST PRESSED THE EMRGENCY STOP BUTTON!" Tenten ignored him though while saying

"sorry gotta go byyyyyeeeee!" she waved good-bye as they all stuck their heads out of the elevator and watched her sprint through the emergency stairs door.

"Whats her deal?" asked the blonde

"dobe." the boy with the chicken butt hair said as he punched him in the head

"ow! Teme what was that for!"

'God that was too close, ugh what am I saying they probably already know...DAMMIT!' Tenten groaned in frustration while hitting her head on her wooden desk. Apparently the new CEO along with his co workers would be arriving soon and she had to hold a meeting with them, but she had no idea when it was 'damn I'm getting a fucking migraine already.' She quickly dug around in her purse and found the fourth flask, she took three large swigs and emptied it of its scotch beverage, putting it back in her purse quickly, as she heard heels clicking on the linoleum floor coming closer and closer. Suddenly Yoko burst through her doors

"Tenten!Tenten! The new CEO is here with his co workers and they're waiting in the meeting room!"

WHAT?!" Tenten yelled as she shot straight out of her chair and began to grab her purse and the right file folders with the mens names. "Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Tenten didn't stick around for an apology though, she ran right out of the room into the meeting room on the other side of the CEO's office.

"I am so sorry that I'm late I wasn't notified at wha-"

"hey! You're the girl from the elevator!" 'no...no. !NO!' Tenten looked in horror as all the same men from the elevator were sitting around the table in the meeting room, the blonde and the boy with chicken butt hair and the boy who looked a lot like him sat on the right while the guy with the bowl cut, pineapple head, and the boy with the red triangles under his eyes were on the left. At the head of the table sat the stoic man with the beautiful pearlescent eyes.

"FOR THE LOVE OF-" Tenten quickly turned around and opened the door sticking her head out and yelling" Yoko am I in the right conference room?!" All the men heard a faint

"yes " Tenten dejectedly hanged her head turned back into the conference room leaned against the now closed doors and suddenly yelled

"GOD!"

Tenten sighed as she looked up at the men who had satisfied grins or smirks on their faces. She then pushed herself up off the door ,cleared her throat, and said

" well, might as well be professional about this, alright so here's the deal" she started as she slowly walked to the end of the table on her side "I'm obviously, as blondie stated, the future CEO's secretary so-"

"excuse me Ms. Tenten I hate to interrupt" Tenten pressed the red button on the phone receiver

" that's alright Yoko it must be important, what is it?"

"well... we have a code C59.."

"What?! Oh my god Yoko no! Call security, the police, swat, THE SWISS GAURD DO SOMETHING!"

"He's insistent I can't, oh lord he's coming up the elevator!"

"FUCK!"

"uh, Tenten?"

"what blondie?" she said as she made eye contact with him

"what's a code C59?" then bowl cut commented

"and who's he?" she sighed

"an insistent pervert from my building who's been trying to get into my pants for years, and he's recently been showing up here to fucking harass me!"

" he's half way here!" she thought for a moment then snapped her fingers

"wait! Yoko do you still have those wire cutters!?"

"Well, yes, the construction men never came for them?"

"let me use them!"

"WHAT?!"

"I'm gonna cut the elevator wires! HIS ASS IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THIS FLOOR!"

"b-b-but that could seriously harm or even kill the boy!" with an exasperated sigh and one hand on the table and one hand on her jutted out hip Tenten boredly said

"Yoko are you trying to convince me to not do it or TO do it? CAUSE THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN CONVINCING!"

"Mrs. Tenten! I cant let you -ding-" All the men noticed that color immediately left Tenten's face as she mumbled

"oh no"

"Why hello Yoko!" came an overly happy voice from the receiver

"Kenshi it's so nice to see you again!" then they all heard a beep signifying the end of their call

"Yoko?! Don't do this to me!" Tenten growled in frustration "this can't be happening" suddenly the boy with the red triangles under his eyes spoke with a grin

"I don't know if we should help you or just see how the show goes" all the men chuckled or nodded in agreement. Tenten looked up at him and just as she was about to make a threat her friends voices came over the receiver Hinata being first

"Um Tenten, prince charming is here" Tenten groaned as she collapsed into the leather chair next to her

"i know.." then Ino

"hey dick for brains is here

"i know.." then Sakura

"cock sucker is here"

" I know.." then Temari

"ready to get swept off your feet Tenny" Temari busted out laughing on the other side of the receiver as Tenten slammed her fist on the table

"shut it Temari!"

And then he entered, to her utmost horror Kenshi entered. The men watched with amusement as Tenten attempted to slide down deeper in her chair but it seemed the man had already seen the top of her pretty little head

"I'd know that brown hair from any where!" Kenshi stepped forward grabbed the side of the chair and turned it around to see Tenten giving him a cold glare"There's my babe!" just as he was leaning in to hug her Tenten ,on reflex, stuck out her flat covered foot to his chest to stop him from coming any closer "Woah babe, didn't know you were so flexible! Don't worry though that'll make things easier and a lot more fun" He wiggled his eyebrows while saying this. Growling in disgust Tenten shoved him away with her foot stood up with both hands on her hips and got right to the point

"what are you doing here?"

"I told you" he responded "I would do anything to get you in my bed even follow you to work!"

"fuck you" responded Tenten "now leave. I'm busy with WORK."

"but how can I trust you in a room filled with men?!" kenshi asked as he stuck out his hand to show

"Excuse me? These are my bosses! I'm not gonna go around giving them free fucks!" the boy with red triangles under his eyes then mumbled

"that wouldn't be so bad.."

Tenten glared at him "stuff it you." Kenshi took a step forward towards Tenten while she took a step back

"but how do I even know you're truly a virgin babe?"

"woah, hold o-" but Tenten was cut off

" I mean you work around men all the time. It's impossible that your still a virgin!"

"are you trying to say that just because I'm a secretary and that I work with a bunch of men I'm some kind of whore?" Tenten was starting to see red

"yeah pretty much. Babe." 'That's it!' Out of no where and to everybody's shock, except Tenten of course, she brought her right fist up and punched Kenshi right in the face causing him to stumble back and hold his face and yell "oh god!" As from behind she heard an

"ooohhhh nice!"

"Holy shit! She got him good!"

"OUR YOUTHFUL BLOSSOM HAS STRENGTH!" and a

"well, he had it coming."

Tenten wasn't done yet she took two steps towards him and asked with a bored tone

"Is your nose broken." Kenshi straightened up and let go of his face while sniffing

* sniff * "no, it's fine"

"Good" then Tenten Tornado kicked him in the face landing a hit all three times with the third one giving her a satisfying crack (it's practically a roundhouse kick but you keep on turning so your other foot hits them and then you do this whole twirl jump when the original foot comes around to hit them again look it up on YouTube if you don't understand my explanation lol) Kenshi fell to the floor cupping his nose yelling

"oh God she broke my nose! I'm bleeding!" Tenten groaned with annoyance went over to the receiver ignoring the surprised faces they were giving her and pressed the button for Temari.

"Hey Temari call the medics up would ya?"

"uh why?"

"I finally broke pretty boys nose."

"You did?! Seriously?! Damn girl!"

"yeah you owe me $50 bucks now by the way." Tenten told her with a satisfied grin

"dammit Tenny I thought you'd forget." the call ended and Tenten was finding Kenshi's crying in the corner annoying, she walked over to him grabbed him by the collar of his dress shirt and began to drag him out of the conference room

"bye bye ken"

"wait you're giving me a nickname! Were on the next level of our relationship!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!? I just broke your- * sigh * no dumb ass I mean ken like you're plastic, fake, you'll melt if little girls leave you out in the sun to long!" she finally had gotten Kenshi out the door and just as she was walking back in to the conference room "well now let's get back t- FUCK!" Tenten cried out in shock as she turned to see Kenshi gripping on to her ankle saying

"Don't leave me on the dirty floor woman!"

"GO TO HELL!" Tenten yelled back as she kicked him in the head.

Suddenly becoming delusional Kenshi stated loud enough for the men in the meeting room to hear

" You have the most amazing ass Tenten."

"ugh.." Tenten then slammed the door shut resting her back against it seeing that half of the men were on the verge of bursting out into laughter. She narrowed her eyes "not. a. word." she seethed.

"Damn" started the blond "I want the bad ass secretary!" Tenten could do nothing but chuckle and shake her head as she walked back to her leather seat at her end of the table. She then grabbed a folder that said 'Neji Hyuuga' she held up for all of them to see

"Well who here is Mr. Hyuuga?" all the men stuck their thumbs to the handsome man at the end of the of the table with the pearlescent eyes. "Then since he's the CEO. I'm his secretary." Tenten said this as she slid his folder down the table to him which he quickly stopped.

"Dammit!" started the blonde "You always get the good stuff Neji!"

"Ay, I'm nobody's property! Got that blondie." Tenten shot him glare

"Y-yes mam!"

"good" Tenten nodded her head in approval. "Alright, let's see ill call out your last name, you tell me who you are, and I give you the folder." 5 minutes later Tenten found out who was who.

The blonde was Naruto Uzumaki, the guy with the chicken butt hair was Sasuke Uchiha, the guy next to him was Sai. On the other side the boy with the red triangles under his eyes name was Kiba Inuzuka, the one next to him was Shikamaru Nara and the one next to him was Rock Lee. And obviously the one at the end was Neji Hyuuga.

"Well now that we've got folders out and we all know who we are...what else do you need to know?"

"Well" started Shikamau taking out a spiral journal with a fountain pen "we'd like to know your history." Tenten stiffened noticeably but then relaxed

"May I ask why?" Saskue continued for him

"we've had occurrences of secretaries trying to assassinate one of us or just overly obsessed fan girls and if you're going to be Neji's secretary we just have to make sure." Tenten was silent for a moment as she carefully asked

"how far back in my past and how specific?" Shikamaru answered

"From the beginning and something that'll explain all your...eh interesting medical records." He held up over a dozen medical sheets. All the men noticed how she seemed to be attempting to burn a hole into the papers.

Neji finally spoke "It seems much but it's just standard procedure." Tenten stared at him and realized that it was the first time she had heard him speak...she liked his voice. Suddenly though Sai broke her out of her thoughts

"also" her gaze landed on him "any bad habits you may have would be nice to know."

"bad habits?"

"yes" continued lee " habits such as drugs, alcohol, gambling, anything of those sorts." Tenten smirked

"well, wasn't expecting this" She suddenly grabbed her purse and put it on the table"but if you insist", they all heard a loud clang of metal and some liquid moving.

"What's in the purse?" asked Naruto. Tenten didn't answer him though as she reached into her purse and took out four flasks from her purse, one of them empty,

"there's another one in my car, but it's empty, I downed it before I entered the building and this one" she held up the empty flask "downed it before this meeting, I also had three flasks of whiskey before I left my building this morning."

Tenten explained all this to them in a bored tone like it was normal, it wasn't the most normal for her exactly, shes drunk more than she usually does on a business day already, but she didn't care. Naruto with a face of shock yelled

"what?! How the hell are you not wasted?! This is too much!"

"I have to agree with the dobe here" Sasuke commented with a look of surprise

"Well that's what it means to be an alcoholic, right?" Tenten mentioned calmly.

"how long have you been an alcoholic?" questioned Neji

"5 years" Tenten said blatantly.

"And when did you begin drinking alcohol?" questioned Shikamaru while writing all this information down, Tenten thought for a moment

"I was 15" The room seemed to go silent as even Shikamaru's writing stopped. They all stared at her

"what?" she asked

"that's.." started Kiba

"quite young" continued Lee.

"Yeah yeah I know."

Shikamaru cleared his throat"So can we get your past now?" .

Tenten sighted in annoyance "can't I give you some bullshit happy-go-lucky story with rainbows and unicorns? Or do I have to give you the real thing?"

"again" Shikamaru began "we need evidence to back up these medical records, and I don't think a story with a happy ending would produce these." Tenten turned an icy cold glare that made every man in that room shiver even Neji himself, and the words that came from her mouth made the shiver of dread even stronger

"let me tell you something about happy endings" she looked at all the men in the room "they don't fucking exist."

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