Sky: I'm not 100% sure that this is as funny as the last chapter but I tried, it probably would have been better if I wrote it in Axel's POV by hey too late now. Thank you to my amazingly awesome reviewers Xion and Crimson Daydreamer, I'm glad you liked Sora & Riku's escape.

Sora: Let me guess more of MY cookies are going to magically disappear.

Sky: Yup. So Namine is next. Please Review! They make me very happy :-)

Chapter 3: Of fire and Phones (Xion, Axel & Roxas)

*In the less secure part of the hospital where the not so crazy people are*

Ok so I understand that I don't really talk much unless it's to Axel or Roxas but when it comes to warning people I can be very loud but it's not that often. So I can guess that you will understand that I am NOT happy about being thrown into a Mental Hospital for trying to warn people about impending danger that was caused by….someone...yeah let's go with that...

I was and still am very annoyed but surprisingly I haven't had any confrontations with the guards yet, I've had no need to rage at them, they've been busy with some other people who have escaped I have reason to believe was Sora, Riku and Kairi but I'm not entirely sure.

Even though I don't want to be here Axel is in the cell next to me, so I'm nice and warm. It's also quite entertaining being next to Axel since he is forever shouting for Roxas who only replies with-

"WILL YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO BUST OUTTA HERE SO I CAN FIND NAMINÉ" yeah….that.

It's probably quite easy to get of here as we were dubbed 'Mentally unstable but should be fine after a week away from anything that moves, breathes and dances' so I was placed in the only part of the hospital were both men and women are allowed to stay together along with Roxas and Axel. Although they did mistake Axel for a girl when we first got here. Now that was funny.

"ROXY DID THEY HURT YOU?"

"FOR THE LOVE OF KINGDOM HEARTS SHUT UP!"

"I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU"

"ITS NOT THAT I HATE YOU AXEL BUT IF YOU WERE HIT BY A TRAIN I WOULD BE DRIVING THAT TRAIN"

So while they throw insults at each other my head moves backwards and forwards to each of their faces. They've been at this for a few hours now I tried to sleep but they were too loud….Don't these two idiots understand that I need sleep otherwise I become temperamental? VERY temperamental!

"I WILL PERSONALLY DUMP WATER OVER YOUR HEAD"

What? They're still at each other's throats….stuff this shit "BOTH OF YOU GET A GRIP BEFORE I GO THUNDER ON YOUR ASSES!" I screamed which seemed to shut them up, I was quite pleased "Now" I started while Axel and Roxas were calm "How are we getting out of here?"

"Haven't some people got out already? Maybe we should wait for them to come and get us and if they don't we get in a week anyway" Roxas suggested

"I thought you wanted to find Naminé"

"I do but there's no point in escaping only to be caught again and forced to stay here longer" There was silence after that for a while which was broken by our favourite red-headed Nobody.

"Well I want out! So I'm melting these bars"

"…Hit the deck!" Roxas shouted to me just as Axel screamed "BURN BABY!"

And then many things happened at once.

Roxas and I hit the cold white floor and curled up as the blazing inferno of fire flew over our heads singeing some of my hair (I must kill him for this), the plain white metal bars couldn't withstand the heat and melted into nothing but a grey liquid with swirly white patterns swimming in it. When the heat stopped the metal puddles dried instantly. When I looked up I saw blonde spikes.

"Well that was…" I started not sure how to finish.

Emerald eyes filled my vision as Axel put his face close to mine "Hot, amazing, awesome" he smirked.

Roxas shook his head "Dangerous" he sighed as he lifted himself off the floor.

I sat up on the floor laughing lightly while I looked around the room; I'm pretty sure that no one heard us "Let's go I want away from all this white"

We started walking towards the way out, Ninja style, when Axel stopped as something vibrated in his pocket. He pulled out a phone.

"When did you get that?" I asked glaring at the box like object that I've wanted for ages but Saix says I'm too young or some crap like that.

"When I first joined the organisation, got it from Xemnas"

Roxas gave me this look which I returned; we were both thinking the same thing 'Mansex' I mouthed to my blonde friend sniggering. Ah it's fun being one of two of the youngest in the organisation.

"What are you two laughing at?" Axel asked us not taking his eyes away from his phone.

"Nothing" we said together innocently.

"I think I just sold Roxas on eBay" Axel said slowly.

That made me stop walking "What?"

"It's fine you'll only have to be some dude's slave for the day" the red-head said to the blonde.

"Who's the dude?" I asked but Axel didn't answer me.

"…Zigbar" he said finally.

"...WHAT?!" Roxas shouted "Once we get out of here Axel I am going to kill you"

We continued walking down a corridor when we came across some guards that looked like they had been hit by a thunder attack and I was struck by an amazingly awesome idea. "We should put their uniforms on"

So that was how we found ourselves running the stretch of the hospital in black army boots and blue uniforms only to bump into a REAL guard who recognised Axel's hair.

"Aww shit"

I pushed the guard into the whiteness of the wall and ran towards some random window. There were no alarms to say we'd escaped so I searched my borrowed uniform for keys instead of breaking the window.

"BURN BABY"

Roxas came running down the same corridor that I had "Let's go come on"

"What about Axel?" I asked him fumbling with the keys to the window.

"He's the one that told me that so let's go"

So we jumped out the window and landed on soft grass and ran. We jumped, flipped, double jumped and cartwheeled over and around some of the patients that live in the hospital. Axel found us when we were half way across the courtyard with no problems. But then we reached the fence.

"Axel you're the oldest, you go first"

"But Roxas you're the best at jumping, you go first"

I can't believe it they're at it again. Of all the people in the world and I'm stuck with these two, but I guess they're not to bad...even so "Guys! You're both whims therefore I shall jump over first" I tried to stop the fight I could see brewing.

But without waiting for their complaints of 'But Xion you can't jump over first! You're the girl and as your male companions we must protect you' I doubled jumped over the fence and hid in some trees while I was waiting for Axel and Roxas to catch up.

When they did they caught me looking at something in the trees I was hiding in.

"Sora? Riku? Kairi?"

Sky: No flames please.