chapter 3 some new age spiritual bull

in the sowing wasteland

we see Jr. and the angel are walking through the soft snow, Jr. shivers and remarks "How can anything live in this frozen hell?" only for the angel to retort "HIM and his kin don't seem to mind it...why are you following me any way?" "To help save my sister of course." "Here we go aging with the sister bit, how long are we going this time?" "your lucky that I need your to save Mini...hay what a minuet why would any relation of HIM spare an angel?" "That is simple, she was after the girl for reasons unknown to me." Jr. looked at the angel with but his thoughts were on Mini his sister, I hope she is OK wherever she is? he thought, that was until he collided with something come from his left and whatever came at him cased him and what ever hit him to fall down when he got up all he sow was a pair of deep red eyes. for a brief moment Jr. was lost in those eye and all he could say was "uh...hie" unbeknownst to the 2 kids is that that there is a starving sin eater that looked something like count orlock that was screaming incoherently "Show me your crime, show me your regret and most of all show me heart!" The angel charged at the sin-eater ramming it head first boldly proclaiming "You shall not defile this innocent, not my watch!" the force of the head-butt sent the sin-eater flying a good ten feet away and as if to add insult to ingress the angel crushed both the sin-eater's keens resulting in a mindless scream of pain that turned to sobs. "Thanks for saving me." "I was not saving you I was saving the girl." Jr. then turned his attention to the girl in question she was caught off gyred when she sow Jr.'s silver and clear blue-green eyes. there was a moment where both the girl and Jr. sow nothing but each others eyes only to be cut short when the angel kicked Jr. in the shine resulting in Jr. grabbing his keen and saying "What was that for?" "for trying to seduce an innocent!" "what dose "seduce" mean anyway and furthermore how can I "seduce" anyone I'm only ten years old!" "Sow you say demon but I know your kind willing to kill just to protect an innocent that you believe belongs to you alone, whets worst is in your diluted mind is that you think that is love." after the angel's tirade Jr. and the girl just looked at the angel with confusion at what he just said "In one ear and out the other, why is it always that way with kids?"

Jr. ignoring the angel for the moment ask the girl "Sow...do you live here or something?" all the girl did was node at the question. Jr. looked at her why didn't she just say yes then asked "Can you talk?" to which she swung her head left to right before Jr. could ask where she lived but a giant spider came up to the both of them saying "hi there." both the angel was startled by the by the appearance of a giant spider before the angel lay another head-butt, Jr. ask the spider "Your name won't happen to Jeff would it?" "how did you know?" a shocked Jeff answered "Dad's journal." then the shocking realization came to Jeff that he was face to face with Grim's own son "Holly...I heard the roomers but I thought they were just talk. Jr. whore a smug smirk knowing that his father is feared and respected beyond underworld. "!" all attention came to the angel "You mean to tell me that the spawn of that spineless reaper?" jr. shot the angel a glare "I see you haven't inherited you father's cowardice"." "Oh Mimi there you are I was worried about you." as Jeff he hugged the girl thou she gave no emotion at all save her eyes which to close with what seems to be happiness. Jeff took note the wind began to pick up and said "snow storm coming we might what to take shelter and fortunately for you all I run the local inn." As the five come into the inn the angel comes across Jeff baby pitchers and Billy fright at the fact that Jeff is a giant spider with his continued attempted to get rid of or kill him "No one deserves to cased aside like this, no one." Jeff took note of what the angel had said "I one to agree but its not like I change his mind or anything." "I could." "How?" everyone looked at Jr. who than repeated "How?" "I would show him all the good things he has done." "That won't work." "How do you know?" Jeff and jr. in unison "The last 3 angels tried that." This revelation only stunted the angel "How could any one refuses the light and wisdom of an angel?" "Its simple angel, god allowed free will to all creatures even you even failure." was all Jr. had to say. The angel only glared at Jr. who continued with "If its proof you want then how then did you manage to get here in this frozen pit?"

"Wwwwwwwwwhhhhaaaaaattttttttt?" the angel thundered "Yon know better then then anyone why anyone wood be hear." Jr. stated simply. Before the angel could answer Jr. continued "SOULES...souls that have committed crimes but still show remorse for there sins are sent hear to be..."tested", to those who pass the glory of Heaven, the failures on the other hand are damed for all eternity!" these words didn't scared the angel "That includes you." "Thats puposteruis I am a servant of God, an angel!" "Yes, and angels still can do wrong lest you forget morning star." "He is no longer one of us!" "Keep telling you self so you can sleep at night, to forget and dismiss completely." Jeff seeing that the two could come to blow soon he then piped in "Say who wants hot coco?" Jr. took a cup and said "you might want to get a straw for the angel over here?" "I am fine." went the angel defiantly. "Sow if sinners only come here, then why are you here?" went the angel smugly "Thats a simple, is because I bit off your left arm."Mimi and Jeff both stare at Jr. for the simple fact that he admitted to his crime so easily. Jeff pipped in "don't you mean arms?" "No I took the left arm, I should know I had spit it up soon after eating it, the right arm was taken by HIM"S chilled." Jeff looked at Mimi but no one took note of it. The angel confirmed Jr. words "its true I was attacked by that ones kin." "And with that out of the way, there is only one questions left, why are you two here?" "Well that is a very complicated answer my dear boy." said echoing voice coming out of no where. The instant the voice called out the whole room changed from a small homey cabin to turned into a hellish nightmare. Even Mimi was effected by the warping as her skill turned to a deep red, her hands became large lobster claws and to top it all off she grew two small horns on the opposite ends of her head just above her ears. She stood next to her father HIM who sat on his throne with Jeff shamefully behind it. "Jeff mind sharing with us what the hell going on?" Jeff gave a depressed look at Jr. and stated "Jr., he came to me with an offer, he said that hied make it so that my father would finely love me as a son, its all that I ever wanted, all he asked for in return was for me to bring you to him." "yesssssssss and don't worry Jeff you get you reward but first I wish to indulge myself on my prize." Him said with a broad grin. "Me?" Jr. question "Oh yes, you my dear boy, NOW LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD I have come here to give an opportunity of a life time, all I ask of you is you loyalty and in return I resurrect your dear loving sister."

"Young reaper sheerly you can see that you are being deceived by his devil and his filthy, inhuman, harlot that he calls his daughter!" Jeff just stared at the angel then said "You do know that I'm Mimi's nanny and I know for a fact that she can be very sweet." "Don't be fooled by this bitch she only wants to use you for some sick game." Jeff left the room only to come back cup with an unknown liquid in it and splashed it in the angel face "CHLORINE IN MY EYES!" HIM bested into hysterical laughter "Oh my day just keeps getting better and better!" Jr. and Mimi just looked dumb founded at the what Jeff did. Jr. then ask "What use could you have of me?" HIM pulled out a remote and pressed the on button and said "What you and your sister made is a creature so powerful that not even death or your mother's army couldn't hope to beat." Jr. was shown his mom, dad, uncle jack, Mr. Voorhees and Pain all except Mandy staring in utter horror at the monster pulverizing Dan Phantom with no effort by firing red energy balls that caused giant flashes of light then taking any building or block it hit and while Dan was avoiding head on impact with energy, the explosions sent him flying into walls or the ground. The best spoke "Insetting, you where sent by a clock man to stop us and we know everything the digimon know how profound, do you have any last words?" "Yeah one question, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THROWING AT ME!" "Oh that it is it, its called anti-matter" "Anti-matter?" "yes and now lets show you dark matter." then the beast pointed its arm toward Dan shooting a deep purple energy a him, as the energy hit him it felt like it was corroding his inter being. When it was over with Dan fell from the ski and hit the pavement hard making imprint on it Dan was horribly scared and ground in pain not noticing the beast coming up to him. The beast was pleased with what it had done it now knew thanks to eating the digimon, that by eating the ghost it be given it the ghostly wail that harmed them earlier, ectoplasm, invisibility, intangibility and overshadowing other bodies, the beast pick him up and throw him into the air and let land its mouth as it showed Dan whole. "Now where are you all taken are master off to?" Mandy ignored the monster's question and ordered "FIRE!" and doing so caused all of the yellow cladded aliens began to blast the monster with yellow energy "I wonder what chined of energy they are using?" As Jr. sow the damage being inflicted by his new nergal symbiote in short he was amazed at how powerful it was as the yellow energy blast ricocheting of the beast. Now while he is distracted HIM thinking quietly brought out Mini out "Jr. there some one I want you meet" Jr. turned around see his sister without a scratch and rushed towered her "Mini your all right oh this good white till mom finds out that you all right." "Brother did you shake you hand with HIM?" "uh...no, why?" Mini swung at Jr. with a knife "Mini what are you doing?" the angel getting over the chlorine "Didn't I try and worn you but no you refused you listen to me, you been double-crossed and you have no one to blame but yourself." MIMI DO US ALL A FAVOR AND SHUT THE ANGEL UP!" Mimi did just that with a paint ball gun. HIM noticing the Mini was getting nowhere with knife he materialized a scythe and handed it to mini in hopes of Jr. killing him faster.

Mini charged at Jr. but Jr. managed to gap the scythe with Mini on top of him. Jr to busy pushing the scythe away from himself to bother hearing what Jeff and HIM were speaking about. "This was not a part of are deal." Jeff proclaimed to which HIM answered "My dear Jeff this is a family matter and it would imprudent for any of us to interfere." "What chined of spell did you use sister you basted?" Jr. screamed "I'm insulted you would think that I use such mediocre tricks to achieve my owen ends, no what I use is something written down by God centuries ago THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS WRATH, GREED, GLUTTONY, LUST, PRIDE, ENVEY, AND SLOTHE THEY ARE ALL MINE TO USE ON ANY PERSON ANY TIME YOU ARE HELPLESS AS I CAN BOLSTER HER WRATH!" If proof was needed Mini was indeed getting angrier and screaming "I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU..." Mimi just then ran out of paint ball rounds in gun as she treys to fries the weapon Jeff assures her "There more ammunition in the cumbered." Mimi left to refill her paint ball gun and Jeff went and injected the angel with something chasing the blurt out slurring "What do what betrayer?" "Quiet, I know Mimi better then anyone and I know that she laces her rounds with skin contact sedatives, I just gave you the antidote now go save them." "How?" "With this." Jeff pules out a kitchen knife and lashes it in the angels blood that places it in the stump elbow casing the angel to seth in pain but you took it and said "All right I help but know this, that this doesn't absolve you completely." Jr. is getting desperate for a way keep his sister from killing him. Talking to her was pointless and even if he got her off him she only come after him there got be a way...no she is my sister and that is the sickest thing I could do, Jr. thought of of other way there had to be but to no avail dame I gone hate myself for this. Jr. pushes the scythe aside comes closer to Mini much to HIM"S confusion "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BOY?" saving my sister thought Jr. As Jr. kissed his sister what control HIM had over her was gone tho from the look on Jr. face its clear that he didn't like kissing his sister. Mini now has reverted back to a white gown but dazed and muttered "Brother?"Then fully conches slaps Jr."s check screaming "Brother what were you thinking!" Immediately holding his slept check stating "Look its not like I meant it to romantic or something I just needed to get you out that gender confused freaks' control!" "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME-!" HIM was cut of by the angel half haze-redly cutting off half of HIM"S right claw and drunkenly proclaiming "th-he...hic...an-ane-angel...hic...is...here...to sa.. the day." and then pick up Mini kicking Jr. in the face slurring "back you...de...hic...demon."

HIM, Jr. and Jeff all looked dumb founded as the angel cared Mini in his stump right arm while having trouble standing up strait only for Jr. to asks "Are you drunk!" "NO ANGELS ARE UNABEL TO CONSUME ALCOHOL, BUT THAT DOSEN"T MATTER GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE GIRL SHE MINE, MINE, MINE...!" HIM fractionally goes at the angel but out of shear dumb luck the angel avoided HIM and caused the devil to trip and fall flat on his face. "Good riddance you abom-abom-abominations, away." and the angel disperse into bright light and when the light was gone nothing was in the angel's place afterwords. "JEFF CARE TOO TELL ME WHAT IN TH HELL YOU INJECTED THE ANGEL WITH?" "You sow that then?" "Yes and I'm afraid THAT YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY ANG-!" before HIM could finish his sentence Jr. garbed the scythe and cut HIM in the face casing the devil to scream in pain. Jr. and HIM struggled for a bit with Jr. swinging the scythe at HIM but dogged it all effortlessly taking the scythe and knocking Jr. down next to Jeff. "I GOING TO INJOY TARING THE TWO OF YOU APRT LIMB FROM LIMB!" HIM made a mighty swing at them only to be stopped by Mimi with a now fully loaded paint ball gun. "MIMI WHAT THE #$%*& HELL DO THINK YOUR DOING!" Mimi response was shooting HIM in the gash that Jr. HIM earlier and went down the arm holding the scythe causing it to go limp from the sedatives and dropped the weapon to the floor with a clang. Jr. then pick up the scythe and readies himself to fight aging but is stopped when a fore curved arcs of energy formed around him Jeff and Mimi and from the look of things Mimi was the one behind it. "MIMI DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME!" HIM slurred/thundered but it was useless Mimi teleported away leaving her father alone with his fuming anger. The energy ball appeared in what looks like an abandoned playground and Jr. was still at a loss then asked the only other person or arachnid that could talk Jeff "Why did Mimi save me back there?" "Mimi wasn't actually saving you she was protecting me, like I said before I'm Mimi's nanny but do to the fact that HIM doesn't give any of his personal time for her I have inadvertently become like a second father to her." "That would explains why she saved you but why here of all places?" "HIM is not know for being a good father, he...he...showed Mimi every crime, sin and immoral act humanity has committed over the course of existence." Jr.'s mind went to the things his dad told about when came back from work, things like sadists, Nazis, serial killers and religious zealots. "But that doesn't explain why here?" ""I'm getting to that, and I would take Mimi here to pice what little is left of here humanity that HIM hadn't ruined." "what did you inject into the angel any way?" ""Oh, just an antidote nothing special tho I didn't see him getting high as a side effect." "Yes it was, you saved me and my sister back there Jeff and Mimi." Jr. look at Mimi for a moment and she just looked at him "uh thanks for saving me even if was indirect." seeing nothing had changed on her face Jr. the hugged her shocking Mimi on a mental level no one has shown her compassion except for Jeff.

"Jr is that you?" Jr turned his head around to see a women with spiked velvet hair dressed in a punk-gotic lolita fashion and then it hit Jr. how the person was calling him, "Miss Kamelot, I could say the same to you?" "Jr. that is you, what are you doing here?" "That can't be Jr., he haze skin and stuff." came the voice of a young child Mini's age in a what seem like an exorcist uniform fit for children began poking Jr. "See he's squishy." Road couldn't help but laugh at seeing her son do that to the prince. "Your names is Eric, you treat Timcanpy like a pet and you have a crush on my little sister Minimandy." Jr. shot at the boy identified as Eric who look much like a younger version of his father minus the scar with velvet coming down on his head like a mop on his head, now with an embarrassed look on his face. "Ow little Eric loves Mini." Road said teasingly "Mom." groaned Eric. Getting back on the subject at hand "so how are your new friends?" Road asked with shock after seeing a giant spider. Jr turned to facing Road "Don't be afraid despite his appearance Jeff whodunit hurt a fly." Road after hearing this then went to see a little girl that looked a lot like HIM with a few alterations "Jr. don't move-" went Road with subtlety fear in her vioce but before she could act Jr. interjected "I have a very long story for you." Taking up about ten to fifteen minutes Jr. explained the events leading to his current situation surprising Road and Eric to know that Jr. went though al that. "Well it seems that you did the right thing young reaper." came clockwork who just appeared out of no where "Where the hell have been all this time, in the time from dropping me off to now I been attacked by a sin-eater, confronted by HIM, andnearly killed by my sister." "There are thing that you alone have to confront child and I am the master of time not a The Phantom Stranger." Road piped in "So can I trust you are here to take him back to his mother?" Clockwork simply stated "Yes." Eric then asked "Jr, tell Mini I say hie." Uh...didn't you listen to my story?" "Yeah but you said that Mini came back as a spirit." "yeah...sure." Jr. looks at Road pleadingly as she mouthed I'll tell him later. "What about Jeff and Mimi we can't leave them here!" "Jr. I know your mother longer then you been...around and when she learns about the part Jeff played, even if he did end up saving you shill hunt Jeff down and Mimi whodunit sand a chance ageist her." went Road pointing out the situation. "don't worry I have pre-pland this event and I know someone how can keep us hidden." Jeff assured Jr. "All right all right so long as you both are safe and Mimi when I can I'll find you and Jeff, I promise." Clockwork started to send himself and jr. back to Halloween town before as it happened Jr. couldn't help but star at Mimi. Road couldn't help but ask "Where this friend of yours?" Jeff giving a confident grin "Earth."

in Heaven

Mini and the angel had finally made it to Heaven even if they had to ask directions from a elf, the important thing is the they were here safe and sound. at the gate there was a very distinct angel the armored potions whir ghost white, his visor was a bright green and the wings had an icy style, While it would be natural for this new angel to be happy that an another soul has made its way into Heaven truth is he wasn't, he wasn't happy at seeing his fellow angel acting like an idiot and missing both his arms then thundered "What in the lord's name are you doing?" With the effects of the antidote wherein off the first angel semi-slered "I'm sorry for being late but its not like don't have good reason for it." "Oh that reassuring you an excuses." the second angel said sarcastically." "Its true angel, please listen to your comrade." pleaded Mini. Then the second angel looked at her and spoke with a calm and warm voice "Look I sure that my friend has a good reason for being late but big problems came up when the angel that was to escort you left Halloween town." Mini and the first angel "such as?" "before I show anyone anything need to go to the medic bay immediately." What, I perfectly fine." the first angel in denial. Only for to second to point out "your missing your arms." "Tis only a flesh wound, they'll grow back." "It not a request its an order you want me to get Anderson in this?" "No no I don't think that he should be bothered with this, uh which way was the medical bay aging?" The second pointed and the first went off in the same direction. The second angel then looked at Mini and said "Now you wanted to see what happened when you left, am I right?" Mini nodded then a giant T.V. appeared in front of the two "Now Halloween town was channel 22." as the angel punched in the numbers the screen turned o see the symbiote still storming the streets screaming "Give us are master back to us now or I"ll tear off everyones head without a second thought." Mini was shocked to see that the symbiote act so violently "So it has come to this." the second angel said as he brought out an ice sword only for Mini proclaimed "Pleas listen to me I know that beast and I know how to come It down." "Its not like I don't want your help but there is no way someone so young could know that." "I was boded to it." The second angel just stared at Mini for a moment then said "your no joking, are you?" Mini face was giving off an image I'm not lying, pleas believe me. "Alright you can come but you have to promise me that you stay with me the inter time there deal?" "Deal." "Good now lets hurry no telling what that creature will do the those living in the town.