Timeline Correction Simulator

by brokenwriting

This is an idea I came up with a while ago. A timeline corrector has reset the Alpha timeline, and is in the process of correcting it. They befriend the kids, and the trolls in attempt to make everything better. Turns out, they may be one of the worst villains the trolls, humans, and everyone else has ever faced.

3. Unknown (TC)

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 4:00 P.M.

CG: WHAT THE FUDGE DO YOU WANT

CG: FUDGE YOU

TC: I see that you are still not calm.

CG: AND I SEE THAT YOU ARE A FUDGING IMBECILE WHO SHOULD GET THE HECK OUT OF MY TROLLIAN

TC: I'll come back later.

Unknown [TC] ceased trolling carcinoGenecist [CG].

Unknown began trolling carcinoGenecist at 5:12 P.M.

CG: GET OUT OF MY TROLLIAN

CG: WHY CAN'T I BLOCK YOU

TC: I didn't mess with that. I only fixed your swearing.

CG: HECK

TC: I never got your name.

CG: IF I TELL YOU, WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME SWEAR

TC: Leave you alone? Maybe. Allow you to curse? No.

CG: THEN FUDGE NO.

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 5:15 P.M.

TC: Tell me your name.

CG: FUDGE NO.

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 5:16 P.M.

CG: UGH

CG: LEAVE ME ALONE.

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 5:16 P.M.

CG: STOP

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 5:16 P.M.

TC: I need your name.

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Unknown [TC] began trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] at 5:17 P.M.

CG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

carcinoGenecist [CG] absconded.

Karkat destroyed his computer out of rage. Sollux sat and watched.

"Niice one, KK. Now Ii'm 2ure they'll never fiind a way to contact you." Sollux said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Karkat screamed, launching the computer out the window.

"HEY!" a voice shouted. "WWATCH WWHERE YOU'RE THROWWING YOUR GARBAGE!"