The Matchmaking of Haruhi Suzumiya Chapter 3
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Here s chapter 3! Is everyone enjoying it so far? I hope so! And I don t own Haruhi Suzumiya! If I did, the series wouldn t have been as good!
And I just want to say, I don't support teen pregnancy! I think people should wait until they're ready to have a kid! If you are a pregnant teen, please consider adoption! There are families out there willing to take care of your child!
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Haruhi grinned at me and I was instantly worried for my life. I've seen that grin before. That grin usually means that I'm probably going to be involved in something that might possibly be illegal. Why oh why didn't I keep my big mouth shut? She pulled out a piece of paper from her pocket and showed it to me. "See this? It's that Tenshi girl s address! We're gonna check out her house! We're gonna see what kind of house she lives in!" I shook my head, "And how do you think that's going to help us? I really don't want to get in trouble for breaking and entering!" Haruhi just grinned as she jumped off the desk. "It's only breaking and entering if you get caught Kyon! Now come on!" She said as she grabbed my hand and pulled me away.
We arrived at what appeared to be just a normal house. On a normal street. In a normal neighborhood. Haruhi ran up to the door, finally releasing my hand. I leaned against the entrance trying to get some feeling back into my hand. Y'know, for a chick, Haruhi's pretty damn strong. I think she might've dislocated my shoulder finally. I stretched out my shoulder as Haruhi kept ringing the doorbell. "If nobody answers that means that nobody's home." I said, casually walking up to her. Haruhi looked at me annoyed, "Kyon! Have some sort of sense of imagination! You are one of the members for the SOS Brigade! We have a reputation to uphold!" I looked up at the sky annoyed. We got a reputation alright. A reputation for having probably the world's most pointless club, with a leader who would blackmail anyone to get her way. Haruhi looked around, and then ran around to the back. "There's gotta be a spare key somewhere! There's always a spare!" She muttered running her hand around the door frame. I knew I should've stayed in bed today! Well goodbye squeaky clean record. Hello jail. Haruhi grinned as she heard something fall. "Found it!" She said as the picked up the key. She then turned the key in the lock. I was praying that there wasn't an alarm system set up, but then I realized. This was a Time Travelers house. There probably wasn't an alarm system, but something futuristic that will probably kill us as soon as we stepped inside. Well Haruhi, it's been nice knowing you! I saw her step inside and I braced myself as I partly hoped for the worst. Haruhi glared at me, "Hurry up Kyon! Get your butt in here!" She said after a few seconds. I took a breath of relief. So far so good. No police, no dead Haruhi laying on the ground.
I walked into the house and looked. It looked just as normal and boring as it did on the outside. There really was no evidence that proved there was a Time Traveler that lived here. It kind of disappointed me. I was hoping it would look a little more sci-fi. Haruhi looked around annoyed as she began to dig into the drawers. "Haruhi! This is very illegal! We should get out of here now." Haruhi rolled her eyes as she looked at me. "The police aren't going to get us Kyon. Just relax and look around!" She said as she ran upstairs. I sighed again, as I walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. There was a lot of sweets in there. I grinned evilly as I reached for a piece of cake. Haruhi wouldn't mind if I took a piece. And I'm sure Tenshi placed these there for us, probably knowing she'd be investigated. I was about to take a bite when I heard, "KYON! This isn't the time to be stuffing your face! Make yourself useful!" She yelled from the upstairs. I moaned, I should've known. I very reluctantly placed the cake back in the fridge as my stomach grumbled.
I pretended to look around for anything strange. Of course the head Time Traveler person would probably want to make sure no evidence was found and that it looked like a normal family lived here. I did happen to notice that there was an awful lot of baby things including a high chair in the dining room. Well they sure are prepared for this stupid baby. They really wanna make Haruhi happy don't they? I walked into the master bedroom and saw that there were male and female clothes in the closet. Maybe she had parents? Then I took a closer look and my mouth fell open. You gotta be kidding me? They're living together? They just met and Koizumi moved in with her? Well I guess they'd wanna make a kind of normal house for the weird kid.
After about 20 minutes Haruhi stormed down the stairs in a bad mood. "There's nothing out of the ordinary in the entire house! The entire place is normal!" She huffed, sitting on the couch. Well not if you look in the baby's room and the master bedroom. There's plenty of evidence there, but I decide not to tell her. I just smiled at Haruhi, "Sorry about that. Maybe she's just a normal girl whose parents decided to move? I'll treat you to some dinner." I said, hoping to change her mood. She stood up and stormed out. "Darn right it's your treat! And put the key back in it's place!" She said as she slammed the door. I moaned and then I walked out the back door, making sure the door was locked. After placing the key back where it was found I looked up at the house. Is it wrong for me to hope that Haruhi would change her mind about the Time Traveler/ESPer baby? It just seems like a lot of problems that really don't need to happen. I mean, I'm pretty sure neither of them are ready for a kid. Although, if the ESPers just want to make Haruhi happy I'm sure that they've given Koizumi and Tenshi all the money they need to raise a kid. Maybe that's where all the baby stuff came from? "KYON! HURRY UP! I'M HUNGRY!" Haruhi yelled from in front of the house, I winced as I sighed, and walked to where she was impatiently waiting for me. "Now it's your treat!" She said as I joined her. "Yeah. It'll be my treat." I said putting my hands behind her head.