Hello Rabid Readers and welcome to chapter three of Twibasket! In this chapter though, there will be some Original Characters appearing. Why, you may ask. Well it's just to make things funnier! Here is who they belong to:

Sheena Fujioka= Miss Saigon11

Yuki Hanigagi= TeamEdwardKyoYuki

Kyo Hanigagi= Optimisticatgirl

Ok, just so you guys know, be prepared for one interesting chapter. Now let us begin….

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The day began quite different for the Cullens (and Jacob), considering that Japan's society seemed to accept that they were vampires, they were rather confused. Staring out into the streets they could tell that this version of Japan was like a generic Anime, for they saw their fair share of anthropomorphic cat people and small, chunky chibis roaming as they drove to Shigure's home, where many interesting events would await them….

Upon arriving at Shigure's house, the Cullens (and Jacob) were greeted by everyone in the house. And after mingling for a while, Shigure decided to try another pick up line on Bella. He was so sure this would work, it's a pity he was wrong.

Gathering up his courage, Shigure strolled along to Bella and said smoothly; "Hey angel, where'd you leave your wings?"

"Oh, I dropped them off in hell for you to get later," replied Bella coldly.

Shigure, who was now relatively embarrassed with nothing to say, began to put some distance between him and Bella, plotting his next pick up lines….

Just a few short seconds after that, the paper sliding door was kicked down harshly, and as it thrashed to the floor, the woman who kicked it down shouted; "Hey, Shigure! How could you be having a party without me?" then while turning to look at her two accomplices, she added; "Oh, I mean, without us!"

"Wait a minute…." I mumbled as THE AUTHOR, while pulling out my script and going over it; "you three are in the wrong Fic!! You are supposed to appear in later chapters of The Black Rose, and this is Twibasket!!! "

Out of the three girls, one of the two with cat ears fluffed her pink hair and said; "Well, we got bored waiting for the updates, so we came here. And Yuki-chan and I wanted to see some people…."

"Huh?" replied the girl known as Yuki-chan, the other girl with the cat ears who rubbed at her wavy bronze hair, looking confused at her twin, Kyo-chan.

"I never said you could come here though! You guys will confuse the readers!" I snarled.

"Well, it will be a hell of a lot funnier now!" remarked the girl who kicked down the door as a mischievous smirk broke out across her face.

"Shut up, Sheena! Just because you're related to the Sohmas doesn't mean you belong in this Fic! Don't make me tell Miss Saigon11 that you are here!" I threatened as I feverishly began to change the script.

Everyone besides us four just stared at the three who had broken in and looked around to find out where THE AUTHOR's voice was coming from. They were flabbergasted at the fact that THE AUTHOR's voice seemed to echo out of some unknown intercom and they were even more flabbergasted at the three strange girls who a few of them had known in another Fic.

"But we are in the script! After all, that's when I-" Yuki-chan began to say, but was then stifled by Sakura when she covered Yuki-chan's mouth, then she raised her hand up in a "shh" gesture to get Yuki-chan to shut up.

I then sighed before saying; "Well of course it's in the script! Even what I'm saying now is in the stupid script! Now, I'm gonna let you three stay here as long as you 'play nice,' otherwise I'll bring Narricissa down here to drag you all back to The Management Box!"

The three girls gulped at the name of the dreaded Management Box.

Jacob was confused now, and remembering that Carlisle had apparently talked to THE AUTHOR before, he whispered to him; "What the hell is a Management Box? And who's that Narricissa chick THE AUTHOR mentioned?"

"The Management Box is where THE AUTHOR and her other freaks- I mean, friends- store their OCS when nobody wants them. Apparently, these three escaped," answered Carlisle, "And Narricissa is the protagonist for that Fic of THE AUTHOR's that she mentioned earlier, The Black Rose."

"So, is she gone yet?" pondered Kyo-chan aloud about THE AUTHOR.

"I think we are safe for now…." Jasper replied, completely stunned about what was going on.

Then Sheena smirked and said; "well, why the hell are we still standing here? Yuki-kun, I need to tell you something…." After Sheena said that and went off to chat with Yuki-kun, everyone else resumed their conversations along with the new arrivals.

After awhile of the never ending talking, Bella noticed that both Yuki-chan and Edward have been gone for what seemed like a long time. So after becoming curious, she went to go find them.

After searching for a while, Bella came to the only room in the house she had not checked. If they were not in here, she thought, then I doubt I will ever find them.

Then when she opened the door, that's when she saw what was happening. Bella had seen that Edward was on top of Yuki-chan making out with her.

The three of them had stared at each other for what seemed like 15 minutes, blushing and not moving at all. Then out of nowhere, Bella began crying and dashed to the kitchen, grabbing a few thick knives and going into a small area known as "The Emo Corner."

Pulling out the first knife, Bella began to (Well, attempt to) cut herself. While banging the knife on her granite-like skin, it broke and the actual blade soared through the air, flying right over Tohru's head as she walked in to comfort Bella. Bella, who still didn't notice Tohru running out of the room in shock, then tried to cut herself with the next knife, and with just a little less success than the first try, Bella sobbed; "IT WON'T CUT!!!" and took the rather harmless handle in a pathetic attempt to cut herself again. This attempt was the worst of all the others, for even though the laws of physics and Canada do not apply to this Fic, handles of knives cannot cut vampires.

Bella, still desperate for success in her attempt to be emo, then began gnawing at her fingers, tearing one right off. She looked at the disembodied finger on the ground, satisfied for the moment with her act. But that all changed when that very finger began crawling it's way back to Bella.

"EEK!" She screamed hysterically as she ran out of the room while the finger still crawled after her, feeling abandoned.

Shigure had witnessed this all from his hidden pervy corner and as he watched Bella dart around his house, he murmured to himself; "Now I will make her mine…."

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Kind of a cliffhanger ending, don't you think? I can only imagine what is going through Shigure's head…..

Well anyway, can you see why I decided to call this chapter WTFic? Its because this Fic is defiantly something you say WTF to. Oh, and TeamEdwardKyoYuki, did you blush yet? Anyway, just leave a review!