The author's note I throw in at the end will explain some things. But since my plot bunnies are getting excited again (REPARATIONS IS IN ONE DAY, 4 HOURS, AND 59 MINUTES AHHHHH!) I had to write this part 3. It's not a masterpiece, so don't expect one.

"No, Casey!" Olivia shouted for the thousandth time that day, glaring at her lover and shaking her head.

"Aww! Please, Olivia!" Casey pouted, practically begging Olivia to help her with her newest endeavor.

"No!"

"Olivia! Why not?" Casey pleaded, tugging on Olivia's hand as the detective tried hard not to give in to her annoying- albeit adorable- girlfriend.

"Because, I don't like reading bad fanfiction- and I certainly don't know why you like it so much! But I'm not going to get myself sucked into it!"

"Olivia… come on, please? You know I love you," Casey said as she wrapped her arms around Olivia's waist and started kissing her lightly. "Please? Please, Liv?"

Finally, Olivia gave in and pulled out of Casey's grip. "Fine, Case, I'll do it. But only if you promise to do what I want later."

Casey licked her lips in anticipation and asked, "Does what you want include handcuffs?"

"Yes, yes it does." Olivia chuckled at the gleam in her girlfriend's eye as Casey pulled her down to the seat next to her.

"Ooh, yay! Now you almost made me forget what I was going to make you do right now- hey, I said ALMOST, Detective!" Casey laughed as Olivia sighed in disappointment, shaking her head. "Oh, cheer up, Liv! It's not bad fanfiction! It's just bad fiction."

Olivia hesitated, then asked slowly, "Okay… what's different about it?"

Casey shrugged as she scrolled back up the page. "Well, it's basically exactly the same as bad fanfiction, except instead of ruining our world, the evil authors make up worlds to ruin. I got tired of seeing my name misspelled and my character bashed, so I came over to this website to read bad fiction. Right now, I'm working my way through a particularly horrifying one wrote by three 12 year old girls- Ranowa Hikura, Mizuno-kun, and Red."

Olivia groaned, then cracked her knuckles and leaned forward, preparing to surround herself by bad grammar, stupid spelling errors, inept sex scenes, and terrifyingly bad plots. "Okay. What've you got for me so far?"

Casey shuddered as she pointed at the screen. "Well, this is Ranowa's idea of a romantic scene:

Etowa yelled, "Shut up, you two! It's not like that!" The other 2 laughed, but Kage glanced down uncomfortably. Pain flashed in his eyes for a moment before he covered it up.

"I… I have to go," he mumbled, before he rushed out of the training field. Etowa started after him, but Yumi began her annoying song again. Etowa glowered at her before she followed Kage.

She found him standing alone, leaning against an old oak tree. "Kage?"

He didn't look up. "What do you want, Etowa?" There was hostility in his voice, but it was greatly over-shadowed by the hurt.

"Sorry, Kage, I just thought…" Her words opened up the floodgate.

"Etowa, come on," he said, finally looking up. "Most of the girls here have a boyfriend or at least like someone. But you… and we've been friends for so long… Couldn't we at least try at it?" His voice pleading by the end of his speech. His eyes gazed at her hopefully.

"Oh, Kage," she mumbled. Etowa wrapped her arms around him. "It'll be okay, we can do something!" She promised rashly. "Of course we can try."

Casey looked up at Olivia expectantly, who shrugged. "Well, it could have been better- missing words, a few grammar mistakes, not a brilliant storyline… but for a twelve year old? Not bad. How did WE get stuck with all the screaming fangirls who can't write to save their lives?"

"I don't know… but there's more. This is Mizuno-kun's idea of a romantic scene:

"Why are YOU here?" asked Yumi.

"I wanted to talk to you about…" Haru said, faltering

Yumi looked at Haru quizically, then followed him to the big maple tree at the center of the big field.

"Look… we really shouldn't be talking, even if we were friends… you're from one clan, I'm from the Mist clan."

"Were friends? Aren't we still?" said Haru. Yumi blushed at his intense stare.

"I… guess so." said Yumi, nervous. Haru stuck his hands in his pockets, embarrassed, and, looking down, he continued.

"But… what if I want to be more than friends?" Haru said, looking up. Yumi gasped in shock at his statement. "I don't know…" Yumi hesistated. "What if Sensei… or Ki Sensei…"

"It doesn't have to be huge… and I really do like you." Haru stated, inching closer to Yumi. She mumbled something incoherently.

"Okay… Bu-" Yumi was cut off as Haru kissed her. As she contemplated this she was worried… what had begun here?"

"Well…" Olivia started. "The last line was a bit confusing, and, once again, some spelling and grammar mistakes… but overall? Besides the fact that it was cheesy… not horrible. There might me potential in these girls. Notice I said MIGHT."

Casey chuckled, shaking her head. "Oh, you're going to regret saying that, Olivia. I'm going to skip to the ending. By this point, nothing makes sense- all you have to know is Ryu, Ryuu, and Haru are all men. Well, not really men, as in manly- as in member of the male sex. And even that I'm not sure of… okay, I'm going to stop talking and just let you read."

Ryuu was sitting on the bed, holding a syringe in his hand, his face horrified. His stomach was REALLY big and he cradled it one hand.

"Ryuu? What the HECK? What happened to you?"

Ryu flamed bright red, and looked down in embarrassed. "H- Haru… this is a pre- pregnancy test." He held up the syringe. "I- it was p-positive." Haru didn't reply. He just stared at him, and his huge stomach.

"I- I'm… pregnant," he mumbled. Haru still didn't move.

"Its due in… 5- 5 weeks. You're the father." Haru couldn't move, even though a silent scream sounded in his head.

"It's a girl." Ryu's expression became an adoring smile and he looked. "We're going to name her Shelly."

Haru screamed.

"Why Shelly?" Haru asked. "Why not Shina or something?"

"I like Shelly dang it!" Ryu yelled.

"Baka!" (2011 note: means fool)

"Bakeru!" (2011 note: means dumbass)

~Makeout sex scene~

Haru lay over Ryu and asked,

"Was that a bad idea?"

Then suddenly Yumi walked into the room. She stared in shock at the scene in front of her. "What the-!"

"It's not what it looks like!" Ryu + Haru said.

Yumi stared at the scene in front of her. Then she blacked out.~

Haru looked at an unconscious Yumi. He debated whether or not he shoud alert some+one. The debate ended when he felt pressure 'down low'.

"Let's 'eat'. I'm really hungry for something heavy…" cooed Ryu. The two tumbled to he ground, ripping off each others clothes.

Yumi opened her eyes. "I so need a video of this!" she said, pulling out her iPhone.

~Sex scene~

"Great now we have to clean the sheets again," said Ryu.

Suddenly, Etowa + Kimi walked into the room.

"…OH…MY…GOD!" Etowa screamed. Kimi laughed and said, "Aww! How cute!" Yumi ran straight over to them and showed them the video. Whem it done, Etowa stumbled back and clutched her head in her hands. Yumi clawed at her skin and closed her eyes in pain.

"I… I think I'm insane," she said.

Kimi burst out laughing. "Oh my gosh! That was hytanious!" Ryu and Haru flushed.

"Hey fags, what's goin' on?" It was Haiyane at the window with Kage and Kaji in two. He looked at everyone then at the laughing Kimi.

"They saw you, huh?"

Ryu nodded vaguely.

Yumi deleted the video from her phone, laughing with Kimi. Someone put their hands "Don't look, Yumi!" said Ryuu. He was happy to be back with Yumi. But they had business to do.

"Etowa! Gather up Haru, Rikka, Kaji, and Haiyane. No mercy shall be 'spared'." Yumi was furious at Rikka for killing Yuri. Etowa and Kage gathered them up and tied them all together.

"Everybody who was a sword, unleash them! We will kill them first, then burn them!" yelled Yumi, eager to kill. Everybody followed in suite, leaving a pregnant Ryu horror stricken restrained by the Hokage.

Soon, they all stood back, listening to the crackling of the flames victoriously. Suddenly, Etowa began to scream. "Kimi! Kimi killed Kage! Now I'll kill her!" she yelled, insane. (Kage is alive)

Etowa jumped at Kimi, and started stabbing her in the chest and head. Kimi was taken by surprise, so she collapsed, blood pouring out of her. Etowa stabbed her in the eyes and beheaded her, laughing manically. "Kristen, Ayako, Ame, Kimi… DEAD!"

Meanwhile, Yumi was showing Sushusina a video of a dancing gummy bear. Sushusina started laughing and couldn't stop. She couldn't breathe! Her face turned blue and she choked and died.

"NO-O-O-O!" screamed Miasamsoy. He ran over and shook Yumi. "Why, why, why?"

Yumi laughed and killed him. Then she saw Kimi and shook Etowa. "Why, why, why?"

Meanwhile, Ryu stumbled onto the scene. He collapsed and screamed, "I-I think… I THINK I'M GOING INTO LABOR!" Kage, the Hokage, Rikka (no she's already dead- Mizuno-kun), and Haru rushed over to help him.

~Many minutes later~

"Come on, Ryu! PUSH!" Out came a pretty little girl covered in blood.

Ryu gasped, "Shelly! So… beautiful."

Haru cradled Shelly, and whispered, "Ryu-senpai… would you marry me?"

Ryu smiled. "Yes," he whispered back. Then he started crying.

Haru started crying too. "Goodbye, Ryu-senpai, mother (no, father- Red) of my child, my one and only love." Then Ryu died.

Haru took Shelly and disappeared into the woods, NEVER to be seen again. (P.S. they all went to heaven)

Yumi cried and laughed at the strange scene. So many, many deaths. She would kill Etowa for killing Kimi.

Etowa was now laughing manically, chocking Kage to death. Both were insane. Everybody was, in fact. Cloud jumped off the cliff. But before he did, he yelled, "Oh Kimi! I'm so sorry I never told you. I'm transsexual!" he said, believing Kimi was still alive. The Hokage dived after him, saying, "My dream was to be a professional stripper!" Soon, only 3 people were left; Ryuu, Yumi, and Etowa. Etowa and Yumi began to fight over Ryuu's life. Etowa wanted him to die, Yumi wanted him to live. Yumi won. She stabbed Etowa in the stomach, laughing grimly. Etowa died like that, blood flowing, becoming more insane as every drop of blood dripped.

Ryuu looked aghast at the blood and bodies lying in the ravine. He couldn't take it any more. With one swift swipe, he cut off his head, beheading himself.

"NO-O-O!" An insane Yumi cried. She hugged Ryuu's body close to her.

Then, a deep rumble came from beneath under her. Suddenly, she became sane again. She walked towards the pit, dark, misty, and fire-y all at once. She took one step too close…

And she fell, breaking her skull. And then she fell into the pit. (In the end, they all go to heaven.)

Suddenly, a burst of background music came from the pit. Yumi's head rose. All the dead began to dance to the awesome theme song of Code Geass.

But this is not the end of the story…

Haru reippu (2011 note: means raped) Shelly. She became insane because of this. Shelly Kathy Lee, a Male Homosezual Seahorse, grew up to become a high school science teacher…

~To NEVER be Continued~

NEVER EVER GOING TO BE FINISHED…

Maybe

Olivia blinked, staring at the screen in shock. "Um… what the hell did I just read?"

Casey just shook her head. "Don't worry about it, Olivia. It's bad fanfiction. Don't try to understand it. Just accept it."

Olivia stared at her girlfriend, confused by her out-of-character behavior, then sighed. It had to be the bad fanfiction getting to her. "Come on, Casey. I did you wanted. Now you have a date with me, my bed, and handcuffs."

"Ooh! I can't wait!"

Well, there you have it. I wrote that thing with Mizuno-kun and Red- Red doesn't have an account on here. We wrote as seventh graders- 12 years old. The only notes I added to the story were Japanese-to-English Translations- everything else, even the grammar and spelling mistakes- were there originally. I think Ryu and Ryuu were the same person, then split into two people- sorry, not really sure, I wrote it years ago. And out tradition was to kill off all the characters at the end of every story we wrote, but Kimi (Red's character) always killed everybody before committing suicide. So we got to kill her in this one. And yes, that last paragraph was about out science teacher that year, Ms. Lee. Although we always called her Shelly after we wrote this…

POINT IS, I CAN'T WAIT FOR REPARATIONS! I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T AHHHHHHHHH!