Boosh-astasia.
Summery- Another crossover, Mighty Boosh/Anastasia. When Prince Vince is lost around Paris with no memory of his previous life, it's up to the con-man Howard and his partner Bainbridge to help him remember and find his godfather, Bryan ferry. Howince fluufy slash.
Disclaimer- I do not own the boosh, the wonderful Noel and Julian do. Anastasia and Bartok are owned by 20th Centery Fox, some of this is from the film, some from a transcript I found on the internet, must have been about the first draft of the film or something :)
Author's Notes- Once again in script form because it's easier :) also song time, some the same, some changed lol also I'm not sure if there is a Parisian circus so i mide it up hehe
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Chapter Three- Plans and Awakenings.
Vince held Andre close to him as they stood in the queue for train tickets to London. They soon got to the front, where a large man stood behind the counter.
Vince: One ticket to London, please.
Ticket master: Exit papers?
Vince (confused): Exit papers?
Ticket master (annoyed): No exit papers, NO TICKETS!
He slammed the window shut in Vince's face, upsetting him. He then spun around when someone tapped him on the shoulder. An old woman was standing behind him.
Old Woman: See Howard Moon. He'll get you what you need at the old palace.
Vince smiled his thanks and walked off.
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At another part of the town, Howard and Bainbridge were holding auditions to find someone like the missing prince. A long list was on the table in front of Howard with a lot of names crossed off, looks like so far no sucess.
Howard: Next!
A young black haired man came on the stage in front of the con artists. He took of his large fur coat, showing a skimpy sailor's suit underneath and a cigerette in his mouth.
Young man (huskily): Byran, it's me, Vincent.
Bainbridge places his head in his hands in embrassment while Howard crossed off the name on his list. A few more young men auditioned and the two men shut up the theatre for the night and left for their home at the old palace.
Bainbridge: That does it, Moon! We've spent every last bit of money and still no sign of him.
Howard: We'll find him, we just have to keep looking.
Unknown to Howard, he just bumped into the answer to his prayers, but just ignored the raven haired man who was asking someone for directions to the palace.
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Vince finally made his way to the palace, finding the place boarded up and empty, but that didn't stop his dog getting in through a gap in the boards.
Vince: Andre, Andre!
He pulled at the wood until it came loose, making him fall backward. The noise however alerted one of the con artists drinking upstairs.
Howard: Did you hear that?
Bainbridge just shook his head and went back to drinking, promting Howard to investigate. Vince made his way through the large rooms and up the huge staircases. Andre had soon led him into what seemed to be a dining room, thick cobwebs covered the tables and chairs in the room. He picked up one of the plates and blew the dust off it, seeing a couple dressed in posh clothing dancing. He shook his head and placed it down in shock, then turned his attention to a vase with animals painted around it.
Vince: It's like a memory from a dream.
His mind was becoming cloudy with questions and thoughts as he looked into a mirror hanging above him.
Vince: Dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember. And a song someone sings, once upon a December
he walks out the room and into a large corridor, which leads into a large hallway. He stands at the top of the large staircase and looks at the large painting of the royal Noir family, no memory coming to him.
Vince: Someone holds me safe and warm, horses prance through a silver storm, firgures dancing gracefully across my memory
He takes his coat and scarf off as dreamlike figures start dancing out of the stained glass windows and onto the large hallway. He bows to some ot them as Vince makes his way down the stairs as Andre looks on curious. Vince dances and twirls amound the guests as he starts to remember.
Vince: Someone holds me safe and warm, horses prance through a silver storm, figures dancing gracefully across my memory
On the staircase, the dreamlike figures of the royal Noir family comes out, Robert and Naboo came down the stairs to greet their brother. Vince still thinks it's more dream then memory and his clothes turn into royal red, blue and gold robes, a small diamond tiara on his head. He starts dancing with the other guests.
Vince: Far away, long ago, glowing dim as an ember. Things my heart used to know, things it yearns to remember...
He was twirled round into the arms of his mother, who danced a little with him before he broke away and bowed to her.
Vince: And a song someone sings, once upon a December
The dream broke when someone yelled at him, his nice clothes turned back into rags. Vince looked up and gasped in shock at the two men looking down at him from the other side of the hallway.
Howard: What you doing in here?
Vince tried to make a break for it, but Howard and Bainbridge followed him to the top of the staircase. He stopped in front of the large painting of the royal family.
Howard: Now, how did you get in...here?
He couldn't help but stare in shock at the resembelence between Vince in front of him and the young prince Vincent in the painting . Andre distrusted him already and Bainbridge had just caught up with them.
Howard: Dixon, do you see what I see?
Bainbridge (squinting): Yes, I do Moon.
Vince: Are you Howard?
Howard picks up Andre, who was growling at him and placed him in his partner's amrs.
Howard: Depends on who's looking for him
Vince: The name's Vince and I really need some travel papers. They say you're the man to see, but I can't tell you who said that (notises Howard circling him) What, were you a vulture in a past life or something?
Howard: Sorry, it's just you look a lot like...anyway something about travel papers?
Vince: Yes, I need to go to London
Howard (happily): You'd like to go to London?
Bainbridge meanwhile has made best mates with the mutt, smiling and laughing as Andre licked his nose.
Howard: Now let me ask you, Vince was it? Any last name?
Vince: Well, this is gonna sound mad, I don't have a last name. Can't remember my life before I was eight really.
Howard (disappointed): That's just perfect
Vince: I do have one clue and that's London. So, you two gonna help me or not?
Howard produces three tickets from his jacket pocket, only they were for the Parisian circus.
Howard: We're going to London ourselves and I have three tickets, only the third is for him, Vincent Noir.
He indicates to the youngest memeber of the royal family in the painting.
Bainbridge: We're going to reunite the young prince with his godfather
Howard: You do kinda look like him
Bainbridge: The same blue eyes
Howard: The Noir eyes
Bainbridge: Phillipe's smile
Howard: Cheri's pointed features. You're the same age, same phyiscal type.
Vince: Are you telling me you think I'm Vincent Noir?
Howard/Bainbridge: Well, yeah
Howard: I've seen plenty of young men around this place and not one of them looks as much like the young prince as you.
Vince: Ok, now I think you're both mad
Howard: Why? You don't rememeber what happened to you
Bainbridge: No-one knows what happened to him
Howard: You're looking for family in London
Bainbridge: And his only family is in London. Ever thought about it?
Vince: What, me be royalty? It'a hard to think of yourself as a prince when you're sleeping on a damp floor. But, I guess I've always dreamt it
Bainbridge: And somewhere, one young an is
Howard: Wish we could help you, but the ticket is for prince Vincent. Good luck
He and Bainbridge go to leave as Vince thinks it over
Vince: Howard, wait! If I don't remember who I am, who's to say I'm not the prince, right?
Howard (slyly): Go on
Vince: If I'm not Vincent, the royal godfather will know and it'll all be a honest mistake
Bainbridge: But, if you are the prince, then you'll finally know who you are and where you came from
Howard: Either way it gets you to London
Vince smiles and shakes hands with Howard, only a bit too hard. The con artist takes back his hand in slight pain
Vince: Andre, we're going to London
Howard: The dog stays
Vince: No, the dog goes
Howard: The dog does not go
Vince: Well, I say he's coming
Howard: I'm allergic to dogs
Vince: You're such a liar!
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Up in the rafters, a white bat was watching the scene below,a glowing green tube to the side of him.
Bartok: Yeah righht mate, Vincent is dead. All the Noirs are dead. Dead, dead, dead.
He jumps back in fright when green creatures come out the green tube.
Bartok: Am I suppose to believe that thing woke up after all these years because some guy claims he's a Noir?
The green smoke creatures fly over him and surround him to prove the point.
Bartok: Alright, enough with the smoke and everything. If you've come back to life, that must mean...Vincent's alive.
Howard (distant): Just leave the dog
Vince (distant): I'm not leaving Andre
The tube then lifted off the rafters and took Bartok with it. They smashed through the floor into the waters underneath, through slime and lava until they came to a huge ball of rock with tunnels and pits in it, Bartok was lying on the table in the centre.
Saboo: Who dares disturb my silence. Get out! Wait, Bartok, is that you?
Bartok (shocked): You're alive master?
Saboo: You could say that
His eye pops out and Bartok catches it, Saboo just puts it back in
Bartok: That just popped right out, sir
Saboo: I knew something was happening, the dark forces were stirring
Bartok: That's because I saw Vincent Noir, he's alive
Saboo: That Noir brat? So, that's why I'm stuck in limbo
Bartok: Ain't that a kick in the head, I guess a curse isn't what it used to be, hey?
Saboo: My curse is unfulfilled
He waves his arm and his hand comes off and slams Bartok into a wall.
Saboo (upset): Look at me, falling apart
Bartok brings his hand over to him and places it back on.
Bartok: Concidering how long you've been dead, you look good. For a moment you had your old spark back.
Saboo: If only I didn't lose my gift from the dark forces, the key to all my powers.
Bartok: You mean this reliquary?
Saboo: Yes, give it to me, you jerk-off. Now my curse will be fulfilled and the last of the Noirs will die!
There was now a wind blowing with lightening and bugs appeared out of the ground.
Saboo: In the dark of the night, I was tossing and turning and the nightmare I had was as bad as could be
He fell apart before reforming again.
Saboo: It scared me out of my wits, a corpse falling to bits, then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me
He places the tube on a table and an image of Vince appeared in it, running for the train with the others.
Saboo: I was once the most powerful man in all Paris, when the royals betrayed me they made a mistake. My curse made each of them pay, but one little boy got away, little Vincey beware Saboo is awake
Bugs: In the dark of the night, evil will find him. In the dark of the night, just before dawn
Saboo: Revenge will be sweet, when the curse is complete
Bugs: In the dark of the night
Saboo: He'll be gone. I can feel that my powers are slowly returning, tie my sash and a dash of colone for that smell
He brushes a long black wig in a mirror, who's reflection looks like Vincent.
Saboo: As the pieces fall into place, I'll see him crawl into place. Good bye forever, Vincent your grace, farewell
Bugs: In the dark of the night, terror will strike him
Saboo: Terror's the least I can do
Bugs: In the dark of the night, evil will rule
Saboo: Soon he'll feel that his nightmares are real
Bugs: In the dark of the night
Saboo: He'll be through
Bugs: In the dark of the night, evil will find him. In the dark of the night, terror comes true
Saboo: My sir, here's a sign, it's the end of the line
Bugs: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night
They all made their way down to the centre of the rock where Saboo placed the tube on a big rock.
Saboo: Come my minions, rise for your master, let your evil shine. Find him now, yes fly ever faster
Bugs: In the dark of the night, in the dark of the night
Saboo: He'll be mine
The glowing green creatures flew out the tube and out the rock towards their unsuspecting targets.
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New chapter yay the nest chapter will be best cause vince annoys Howard so much with petty arguments lol from chugirl2526