Kristian: EdgeRatedR Aaaadddaaaammmm!

Edge: CatalystWWE oh no!

Kristian: EdgeRatedR If you hate me so much why reply?

Edge: CatalystWWE When you bother me so much it's hard not to

Kristian: EdgeRatedR Admit it, you love me.

Edge: CatalystWWE I do not love you!

Kristian: OMG EdgeRatedR JUST PROPOSED TO ME!

Punk: EdgeRatedR YOU'VE JUST CROSSED THE LINE! TROOPS, ATTACK!

Edge: CMPunk I didn't propose to her!

Edge: I don't know how but CMPunk and MATTHARDYBRAND keeps finding me. My soul is beaten.

Kristian: EdgeRatedR YES!

Edge: CatalystWWE Yes what?

Kristian: EdgeRatedR Yes I'll marry you silly!

Punk: EdgeRatedR You just don't know when to stop do you?

Punk: I guess CM Punk has to choke a bitch. #CauseImaThug

Kristian: CMPunk Yeah choke the shit outta him.

Edge: If anyone can here me, CALL 911!

Matt: EdgeRatedR Silly woman stealer, no one can hear you. They can read you. #Retard

Kristian: I just came from EdgeRatedR funeral. He had a good life.

Edge: CatalystWWE I'm still alive!

Kristian: EdgeRatedR AAAAAH ZOMBIE!

Punk: That asshole came back from the dead! Time to gather my Zombie Apocalypse weapons.

Matt: I thought EdgeRatedR was dead, but I see him walking down the street right now.

Edge: MATTHARDYBRAND I'M NOT DEAD!

Punk: Found him...

Edge: Holy...HEEEELP!

Kristian: Too bad EdgeRatedR was the only zombie. I guess the others are too scared of CMPunk.

Edge: CatalystWWE Thanks to you, your boyfriend just shot me in the leg with a crossbow!

Kristian: EdgeRatedR You're welcome.

Kristian: I did a good deed today. My work here is done...for now. #UpUpAndAway