Code Name: Empress

Summary: ISIS is looking for a new recruit but Malory has never once thought of her youngest granddaughter. Until Archer shows her a video he captured on his phone of Angel taking out enemy bikers that attacked her. Lana is a little weary of the fact Malory wants to hire an 18 year old but after a while…she finds herself growing to like the girl who in fact has a secret love for Lana. Yuri/Lesbian OCxLana

Disclaimer: Archer does not belong to me no madder how much I would like it too. It belongs to FX. However, Angel, Raven, Axel, Audrey, Sis, Johnny, and Jason belong to me. Oh yes and so does Eclipse and Alaska, Angel's kitten and dog. Also any show/movie/video games/comics mentioned in here do not belong to me.

Author note: This is a newer revised version of my older Code Name: Empress story because Angel has changed from how she used to be when I first started the story. Anyways I hope you like just as much as the last version of it :3

Chapter 3: My Family isn't the definition of Perfection or Normality

It was a Saturday morning and Angel had been working at ISIS for about a week but she enjoyed it. Saturdays meant normal Saturday family things, Angel usually went shopping with her mother to grab a shit ton of food early in the morning around 7am, then sometimes she'd go swimming with her older sister, some things often changed but no madder what it was always with family. It was a little after 6am and Angel was in her bedroom doing a handstand, she threw herself up onto her fingertips to try and keep all her weight on her fingers. She groaned as she felt her arms shaking a bit and her fingers hurting from her weight on them, as soon as her bedroom door opened she ended up loosing her balance and hitting the ground with a thump. Raven blinked as she saw her daughter hit the ground and saw Angel look at her while laying on her back.

"I told you to do one handed handstands, not go from two hands to your finger tips." stated the black haired woman.

"Yeah, I know." said Angel sitting up and flexing her fingers a couple times before standing up and hugging her mother making her laugh.

"Get your ass dressed."

"It's early." she said wrapping her arms tighter around Raven's waist and hoisting her mother off her feet.

"I know it's early but we need to go pick up grandma…"

"Grandma…?" asked the black haired girl setting her mom down. "Which grandma?"

"Well Scarlet's still in Boston so…"

"Aw mom!" snapped Angel walking away from her mother.

"She insisted Angel." sighed Raven rubbing her head.

"I deal with Grandma during the week…trust me I deal with it. Angel do this! Angelina do that! Go fetch me a bottle of Vodka…I don't care if you're not of age figure something out!" snapped the younger girl.

"Wait how did you get…"

"Don't ask and if the police show up. If they ask I was here between three and five in the afternoon yesterday." said Angel.

Raven pulled over in front of the building that Malory's nice fucking apartment was in and once she pulled over, Angel undid her seat belt. She pulled her feet on to the seat before going between the two seats and falling onto the back seat with a soft thump. Malory walked around the car and opened it as Angel laid on the backseat staring at the ceiling. She saw her grandmother look at her weird and she flipped her off before looking back at the ceiling making Malory mutter to herself. Raven drove off from Malory's apartment to head to the grocery store.

"So what's she doing here?" asked Malory.

"Angel goes shopping with me every Saturday…mm…mother." said Raven, Angel could hear the venom dripping from the word mother. Apparently Raven wasn't all that found of her mother but hey…Angel understood why. Malory left Raven and her brother Johnny when they where young and only came back into their life when she learned Raven was marrying into a wealthy ass family.

"Angel that vodka you got yesterday wasn't the right kind." stated Malory making Angel cross her eyes in annoyance.

"Well excuse me grandmother but I had police on my ass!"

"Why in the world would you…"

"I held the man at gun point while keeping my face covered and stole a bottle of vodka. I had run through allies and do everything possible to keep them off me and keep your stupid vodka safe!"

"Mother I don't need you sending my daughter to go get your alcohol!" snapped Raven.

"Well excuse me! Sterling drank the rest of it!"

"Who cares?! Why didn't you make him go get you a new bottle?!" spat the black haired woman.

"Well…" she stopped and looked around. "…Angel wasn't doing anything but sitting on her ass."

"I was arm wrestling with Lana! She wanted to see how strong I was!"

"That's sitting on your ass!" snapped Malory making Angel groan loudly in annoyance.

Once getting to the grocery store Angel left her mother and grandmother alone while she went to go grab herself what she wanted. She put her headphones into her ears as she turned her Ipod on and walked towards the area she needed. She entered electronics and was looking around as she had her hands in her pockets, she needed something new because Malory was holding a dinner party tomorrow and she wanted something to keep her busy. Raven and Angel where going while her big sister was staying home and her dad was as well, he had business to take care of over the phone and it was Audrey's day off with her girlfriend Sis…that woman never went by her real name which Angel didn't even know. She was looking at the gaming systems when she saw a PS Vita and got an employee to get it for her along with a few games and paid for it with a swipe of her credit card before taking the bag before skipping off with a smile on her face as Going Down (remixed by Nightcore) was playing in her ears.

She found her mother in the frozen foods with half a cart full of food and dropped her bag into the top part of the carriage. Malory caught up as Angel was picking out her ice cream and she handed it to Raven who took it and put it in the carriage before looking at Malory as Angel was some what dancing to whatever music she was listening to at the moment. The black haired girl saw her grandmother's annoyed glare so she flipped her off while she danced in the spot making Raven smirk. "She's too much like you for her own good." sighed Malory.

"I'm proud of her." smiled Raven.

"Mm…" muttered the older woman.

The following morning she woke up to Audrey shaking her making Angel groan and yank the blanket over her head. During the night Angel had woken up and threw up a few times making Audrey have to work at home, since after all she was a doctor, but she had to check her sister's forehead to make sure she didn't have a fever cause they would never hear the end of it if Angel missed Malory's dinner party. She slid her hand under the blankets and searched for Angel's forehead, although her breast wasn't her forehead making her sister freak out and Audrey busted out laughing. "Sorry." she said once she found her forehead and felt it was cool. "You're good. Probably something didn't sit well with you."

"Mm…can I get a doctor's note?"

"Don't want to go to grandma's party?" asked Audrey sitting on the side of the bed as Angel removed the blanket from over her head.

"No I want to have biker night."

"You have biker night twice a week." she chuckled at her eighteen year old sister making the younger girl sigh and stare at the ceiling of her bedroom. "Now come on, I told mom I'd take you dress shopping."

"Ugh…" groaned Angel throwing her upper body up, her muscles aching from her throwing up last night. She always felt weak after a night of throwing up, plus when she was in the shower for about three hours doing so. Audrey stuck her in the shower…an ice cold shower because when she checked on her sister she was a bit warm but her sister did sleep under the blankets. It was just done as a precaution, she wanted to keep it at bay or break it which ever it was.

As Audrey was driving her black Mercedes to the store Angel always shopped at for her dress, she heard the younger girl's cell go off indicating a text message. The younger girl was laying in the passenger seat, the seat reclined back and she had her feet pressed against the dash board. She pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and hit the side button making it light up, Audrey saw a smile appear on the girl's face. There was no need for Angel to say it, there was only a few people that could make Angel that happy beside family and that smile told her it wasn't Jason or her Uncle Johnny…it was that woman she liked. Lana had sent Angel a text message asking if she was attending the dinner party and all Angel could do was smile at the question.

"Gonna answer it?" asked Audrey.

"Shut up." muttered Angel making Audrey smirk. She quickly answered Lana with a 'yeah I gotta come. Mom is too. Going shopping with my sister for a dress. Talk to you later.'

"Got to ask her out."

"Nah."

"Going to loose that bet with grandma."

"Yeah I know but I don't think Lana likes me the way I do and what could I possibly do to earn her affection? It's obvious she likes cock…" stated Angel when both sister stuck their tongues out and made a disgusted noise at the thought of dicks. Audrey rubbed her sister's head making the younger black haired girl smile happily.

Audrey and Angel had always been close but it seemed like they got closer once Audrey was the one operating on her sister to get bullets out of her over the past couple of years. They arrived at the mall and walked into the gothic store where that black corseted dress was that Angel wanted, the dress stopped about an inch before her knees and she was going to buy knee high boots with it. If there was one thing she never did was buy heels with dresses all that much because it seemed like every time she wore heels some type of fight broke out that involved her running and killing people. She paid for the dress, boots, and got herself a black studded choker for the outfit as well as Audrey waited outside the store talking on the phone with her lovely fiancée Sis who didn't have the day off at the hospital, she worked as a nurse. As Angel was leaving the store she stopped as she saw rubber bracelets which she wanted so she tossed the stuff at Audrey who caught them and her sister grabbed bunch of bracelets and bought them to go with her outfit.

Luckily by the time the two got back, Angel had time to work out and eat before having to get ready for the party. Her mother got ready faster than her and she knew it annoyed her mom a bit about how long she took to get ready but she had to do her hair perfectly and her make up perfectly. Raven was driving them to Malory's apartment building and she realized her child was a bit too quiet. "Does Grandma love me?" asked Angel's voice as she stared out the window at the sky.

"What?" asked Raven a bit shocked.

"She seems annoyed by me all the time."

"Which grandma?"

"Grandma Scarlet loves me. I'm talking about Malory."

"Oh…" whispered Raven gripping the steering wheel a bit hard, her knuckles turning white. How was she suppose to answer that? She often wondered herself if Malory loved her granddaughters…hell she wondered if Malory loved her and her brother. "…I…"

She heard Angel sigh. "You don't know how to answer that?" she asked looking at her mother and she saw her shake her head.

"I'm sorry."

"For what?" asked Angel as Raven pulled over in front of the apartment building.

"Malory is…complicated."

"Ha! No shit!" laughed Angel as she opened the glove compartment and pulled her .50 Desert Eagle and made the clip come out to make sure she had a full clip of ammo before slamming it back in and pulling the top back, she let it go and let it snap back into place. "Pop the trunk."

"Angelina this isn't a fucking biker war."

"Never know." stated Angel as the trunk opened.

She looked around it and saw the thigh holster which she took and shoved under her dress to wrap around her upper thigh and she pulled her dress up, exposing the side of her black lacy panties and she slid the gun into the holster before grabbing some extra spare clips and putting them into her left boot and sliding a knife into her right boot. "You're fucking paranoid."

"Look I have every reason mom. It's the Rabid fucking Wolves. They kidnapped Lana for fuck sake…remember?"

"Yes, yes." nodded Raven catching the sheathed knife and putting it into her purse before closing it. Angel slammed the drunk closed and nodded as she slid two brass knuckles into her cleavage and readjusted her breasts so they where hidden and she grinned at her mother who couldn't help but bust out laughing.

They walked into Malory's apartment and saw mainly people from ISIS hanging out in Malory's apartment talking and drinking some alcohol. Sterling was talking with Lana who looked annoyed and bored to high heaven while Cyril was trying to get in the conversation but Lana just shoved him away and walked away from Sterling who yelled something about Danger Zone. Angel was sitting on the couch with her legs spread making Raven glare at her and Angel went all lady like and closed her legs and looked at her. Lana sat beside Angel and crossed her own legs while putting her arm around Angel's shoulders pulling her close making Angel smile. Cyril went to say something when he walked over when Angel's foot connected with his balls making him groan and fall down, that made Lana laugh her famous HA!

"Nice nut shot." smiled Lana.

"Loads of practice." grinned the younger girl.

"That's cool, boys messing with ya?" asked the older woman running a hand down Angel's hair.

"That and Angelina has a devious idea of rock paper scissors." stated Raven sitting on the chair by the couch.

"Oh?"

"We made it up few months ago…"

"We?" asked Raven before laughing. "You did darling and you where drunk."

"Hey! You let Uncle Johnny give me beer, so that's all on you mother dear." stated Angel making Raven smirk. "Two of my bikers get blind folded and well…the looser gets my boot to their balls."

"Sad thing is, they agree to it. They're all a little fucked in the head."

"Hey…" said Angel glaring at her mother but in a playful way. "…not everyone is. Jason's the more fucked up one of the bunch. Screaming Shemale in the middle of an auction he attended with me."

"Shemale?" asked Lana confused, she knew what a Shemale was but why in the world would Jason scream that?

"Girl with a dick and balls but has boobs. Shemale…Futanari."

"Futanari?"

"A term for a girl with either a dick and balls or a dick and pussy." answered Angel.

"She watches anime porn don't mind her."

"Porn!" shouted Angel.

"WOOO!" shouted Archer making Angel wooo back.

"Oh god those two are a lot more alike then they wanna admit." sighed Raven before getting up and going to get Angel a soda.

Angel was resting against Lana when her phone rang making the older woman look as Angel pulled it out of her bra and swiped a finger across the screen. "Must be nice."

"Hm?" asked Angel looking at her confused.

"You've got how much money?"

"Mom! What are we?! It ends with aires…"

"Multi-Billionaires dear." answered Raven making Angel nod and look at Lana.

"My point exactly. You where born into it dear…I have to work for my money." sighed Lana.

"Angel works for her money as well." stated Raven defending her daughter once she saw Angel's upset look on her face. "She gets her own money and spends it, I mean yes she has multiple credit cars but…never mind I'm not helping this at all."

Angel actually cracked a smile and opened the text message she received from Johnny. "Yeah, yeah…" she muttered reading it when she hit the scroll down. "Are you fucking kidding me?" Lana looked at Angel who sat straight up. "When?!" before she could scroll down more the front door was kicked open. "Mom!" she shouted making Raven spin around and see her daughter's face looking fearful.

Before Malory could react a Biker grabbed her by the back of her neck and held her making her drop her .44 Magnum which she kicked by accident. Angel ran across the room and snatched it up before diving into a bedroom before anyone saw her. She checked the ammo on her grandmother's gun and saw there was about five rounds and she peaked out of the room as the bikers ordered them all to sit down before they where killed. She pulled her phone out and quickly texted Johnny for help and sent it. She crawled out of the room and hid behind her mother to see Malory being held at gun point, she quickly got behind Lana making Lana look and see Angel as she laid down between her and Pam, she moved Pam's arm up a bit and aimed through the scope Malory had on her Magnum. She turned the laser sight off and muttered to herself as she held the gun in her hands before aiming at the biker's head, she kicked Sterling making him look. She pointed to the dinner table and moved for him to get under it making him look at her weird and all Raven did was smack her younger brother upside the head making him do so.

"What are you doing?" whispered Lana.

"Trust me." whispered Angel before pulling the trigger. The biker holding Malory fell to the ground and she quickly aimed at another before pulling the trigger making another biker fall down. Archer yanked his mother under the table making Raven scurry to get under and help her brother keep their mother safe. The other bikers moved as Angel fired at them making her toss the gun aside and pull her .50 Desert Eagle out and shoot a biker in his knee before shooting him in the neck.

"Holy shit." said Pam making Lana laugh softly as she watched Angel. She knew Angel could fight but the girl could shoot too. They heard running and Johnny ran through the door and grabbed the jacket of a biker who went to get the three under the table and he snapped his neck.

"Uncle Johnny!" smiled Angel when Jason ran in and killed a biker with, as he called it, shotgun rain.

"We took care of the bikers out side." smiled Jason making Angel roll her eyes. A gun shot went off making Angel cry out and fall down to her knees making her clutch at her cheek. Johnny and Jason both opened up on the rival biker that was hiding and Raven forgot about her mother and moved to Angel quickly removing her hand. A bleeding scratch was across her cheek making her sigh with relief, the bullet just grazed her face.

"That hurt." muttered Angel as Raven pulled her up.

"Yeah it tends too." said Raven pulling a rubbing alcohol wipe out of her purse and rubbing it over her cheek. Luckily it didn't graze too deep cause Raven knew Angel didn't like stitches, she knew from experience.

"You alright Mama bird?" asked Pam making Malory nod as Lana helped her out from under the table.

"Fine. I'm fine." she pulled her arm from Lana making the woman roll her eyes.

"Didn't know Mini Raven could shoot a gun." smiled Archer making Malory look at Angel who was being fused over by her mother.

"Angel saved you." stated Johnny making Malory glare at her other son. "In a way it's her trying to make up to you."

"Make up?" asked Lana.

"Lets just say Angel was about seven or eight, Mother gave Angel chocolate and left her dog alone with Angel. Nobody ever told Angel that dogs couldn't have chocolate, plus Angel's never had a dog up until last summer so she would never have known." stated Archer.

"Wait wait…she…"

"…fed Duchess chocolate…Angel didn't mean to but she's been mother's least favorite since then. Angel can't do anything right when it comes to mother."

"That's not true!" snapped Malory.

"Oh yes it is." stated Johnny. "Why do you think she favors Grandma Scarlet more? Because Scarlet loves Angel regardless what she does, mom."

"Okay mom stop!" snapped Angel making Raven laugh and kiss her daughter's forehead.

"She's good." smiled Lana. "She used your gun to save you Malory. Plus her aiming was good, shot them in the temples."

"My gun has a scope on it you ass." snapped the older woman at Lana making her roll her eyes.

"K can I leave this stupid party?" asked Angel walking up.

"No you may not!" snapped Malory. "And I expect you to clean this all up!"

"And I expect a thank you out of your fucking mouth! I could've let them just kill you but no I actually love you cause your family! I don't hate you because you fucked up and…ah!" she screamed in Malory's face and ran out of the apartment.

"Angelina!" shouted Raven.

"I got her." stated Lana before running after Angel.

Angel entered the parking garage and went at Malory's nice white car when Lana snatched Angel up around the waist and held her off the ground. "Put me down!"

"No! Angel she'll have you arrested for fucking up her car!"

"I fucking dare her! I'll be bailed out with in ten maybe twenty minutes!"

"Alright stop it!" shouted Lana spinning her around and grabbing her arms to see she had been crying. "She hates you because you fucked up?"

"She hates me because I fucked up. No one ever told me not to give dogs chocolate and it was a little piece I didn't…" she looked down making Lana sigh as she stared at Angel.

"I have an idea." she said taking Angel's hand and running to her purple muscle car. "Get in."

"What?"

"Get in!" snapped Lana pointing making Angel get in with out being told another time. "You're rich right?…stupid question. Do you have a budget it?"

"I don't like going over five thousand a day."

"Ew…if I had that I'd spend it." stated Lana making Angel roll her eyes with a small smile.

The ride was quiet, Angel was staring out the window as Lana drove too…who knows where but once she felt the car stop she looked at the older woman confused. Lana pointed and Angel saw they where in front of a pet shop making Angel look at it…Lana's plan was to go to the pet store? "Um…"

"You're going to buy Malory a new dog. Come on." stated Lana getting out of the car and Angel got out as well. She shut the door and followed Lana inside of pet store, Lana ignored the guy trying to talk to them and went straight for the dog section.

"Miss Delis!" shouted a pet shop employee making Angel smile at her. "Alaska is ready to go home."

"Alaska?" asked Lana.

"He's my white husky. He came here to get his nails done and a few other things I can't do." she shrugged. "Go get him ready for me. I gotta buy a dog for someone."

"Oh your girlfriend?" asked the woman pouting as she motioned to Lana.

"Oh?! No no…Lana's not my girlfriend." said the girl looking a tad upset by having to answer that with a no.

"Oh I'm sorry miss." said the woman.

"It's….fine. We're buying her grandmother a dog." smiled Lana.

"Oh Scarlet?!"

"No…"

"You have another grandmother?"

"Sadly enough." sighed the younger girl.

"Well go ahead and look. I'll bring you Alaska."

Angel walked over to the dog cages and looked at the mall. "Alaska? Why name your dog Alaska?" asked the older woman.

"Cause…I got him when I was in Alaska with my dad. He seemed to like it, once I named him that he barked and his tail wagged so I took it as an okay to name him that." stated Angel shrugging.

While they looked at dogs Angel saw two, one she wanted and one she thought she could give to her annoying fucking grandmother. She called for the employee to get both puppies, one was a German Sheppard Husky mix which she was going to keep and the other one was an Alaskan Malamute which she'd give to Malory. While the woman got the dogs, Alaska ran to her barking happily and put his paws on Angel's stomach making her rub his ears making his tag wag to show he was happy. He looked at Lana and back at Angel before whimpering slightly in question while tilting his head but all Angel did was hug him around his neck making him bark and Angel's eyes cross at the annoyance of the bark, well it was only annoying cause it was by her ear. The lady put collars on the puppies and walked over to them and she handed Malory's dog to Lana while taking her own.

"Alright look…" she said to Alaska making him look at the puppy. "…he's a baby." Alaska licked the puppy's head before wagging his tail and panting happily. "So you'll be nice and play with him?" Alaska parked making the puppy bark it's small little bark in return. The puppy pawed Alaska's nose making Alaska growl playfully and lick the puppy again.

"Alright lets get back to the party." said Lana as after Angel paid for the dogs and left with some dog food and stuff for Malory and her own new puppy.

Raven was sitting at the dinner table tapping her dark purple manicured nails against the polished wood of Malory's large dinner table. Lana had left to get Angel little over an hour ago but she still hadn't returned with her child yet and was a bit worried. She heard the front door open and close as well as barking making Raven sigh, Angel had gone to go pick up Alaska at the pet store. At first Angel didn't walk into the dinning room but when she did Raven noticed Angel was carrying something covered by a blanket as she walked to Malory but she stopped and looked at Lana who nodded. Angel sighed heavily and walked beside Malory making the older woman barely give her a second glance, the young girl knelt down beside Malory holding the thing in her arms.

"Um…Grandma."

"What?" snapped Malory.

"Take the towel off?"

"No you do it."

"Malory just do it!" snapped Lana. Malory sighed and took it off but stopped as she saw Angel holding a puppy in her arms.

"I um…" muttered Angel looking around. "…I bought you a puppy."

"And why in the world would you do that? You think it's going to replace the dog you killed?!"

"Mal…" stated Lana looking at her with a look. "…when I caught her she was crying. Can't you forgive her!"

"Duchess was special!" snapped Malory.

"And so is she…"

"How?"

"It's an Alaskan Malamute…but a giant Alaskan Malamute…I don't know if that's the right term for it but she'll grow to be at least twenty-five inches and between seventy-five to eight-five pounds."

"And you bought her…for me?" asked the woman a bit softer looking at her granddaughter.

"Yes…"

"Let me see her." said Malory taking the puppy from Angel. "Well she is adorable."

"I didn't know what to name her so…"

"Empress. That's her name."

"Empress? But that's my code name." started Angel.

"I know that. Since I named your uncle Duchess after my recent dog. Might as well name this dog after your code name."

"So…"

Malory wrapped an arm around Angel and kissed her head making the younger girl happy as hell to have her other grandmother's affection. "I'm not mad at you…unless you do something stupid. You take after both of your uncles and your mother." said the older woman.

"Yeah but I'm awesome that way." said Angel grinning at her grandmother making her chuckle.

After the dinner Malory actually hugged Angel and gave her a little awkward pet on the head making Raven chuckle. Raven was holding the new puppy Angel had named Cairo cause she was weird and since she named Alaska, Alaska she figured she'd name the puppy after a place. Lana left with her dinner wrapped up to take home and finish and she kissed Angel's cheek in front of Malory making the older woman notice how happy Angel looked when Lana did it. She over heard the taller woman telling Angel to text her tomorrow cause Lana wanted to go do something with her, Malory was in a way happy Angel was getting along with Angel but say more then just friendship in her youngest granddaughter's eyes. She knew Angel loved Lana and considered about breaking off the bet with her because she knew either way someone would loose and it would probably crush Angel if she lost.

"Mom I'll call you tomorrow." stated Raven as Angel ran off with Alaska down the hallway.

"Why what's tomorrow?" asked Malory.

"Just figured you wanna come over and go swimming. Angel invited Lana, Pam, Cheryl and Sterling."

"Yeah I'll come." nodded the older woman.

"K I gotta go. Alaska and Angel went to the car cause Alaska had to use the bathroom." sighed Raven before waving to her mother and walking off with Cairo in her arms who was barking and nibbling on Raven's arm making her smile.

TBC…

K chapter is done. The whole Angel accidentally killing Duchess at a young age was used in a rp with my boyfriend and me so I used it :3 hope you liked, will update soon as I can.