" ARE YOU READDYYYY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU SOLDIER!" screamed a "general" Max.
"YESSSSSSS,IM READDDYY, LETS DOO THISS!" screamed a very positive Kazemaru.
People around them looked at them like they were crazy.
"Forget them soldier! You must focus on your goal! AND JUST WHAT IS YOUR GOALLL?"
"TO CONFESS MY FEELINGS TO ENDOU, SIR."
"CCOOORRREEEECCCCTTTT!"
Aw, shit. Here is the moment.
"General Max….."
"Yes soldier?"
"I must go into war, but my legs won't let me…"
-Max runs to go get a stick-
SMACCKK
"AHHHH! MY LEGS, WHAT THE FUCK MAX, I GOT A SPLINTER!"
" ITS GENERAL MAX TO YOU! YOU, MY GREATEST SOLDIER EVER TRAINED, MUST GO!"
"But General Ma-"
"NOOOPEEEE, GOOO!"
-Gets pushed into the field"
"Go my soldier, you will do fine."
On the field
"Oh! Kazemaru, there you are, I was just about to go get you for practice."
"Ummm…urhh…..eeeee"
"Kazemaru?"
"Damnit, just spit it out kazemaru, you can do it me!"
"ENDOU, I LO-
"Mamoru-kun!"
"Hey Natsumi! Give me a moment, Kazemaru needs to tell me something, well kazemaru?"
"…..ENDOU, I LOVE YOUR GLOVES, WHERE DID YOU GET THEMM?"
"WTF SOLDIER! YOU LOST TO A REBELLING WOMAN, DAMNIT! EPIC FAIL"
"Uhhh…Kazemaru…not to offend you but…. Why do you care about gloves?" asked a very confused goalkeeper.
"OH, UMMM…..ZDGJIDFGHIORHGIO! OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT, MY PHONE ALARM WENT OFF…. G…G..GOTTA GO!"
"He did that with his mouth…." Natsumi explained.
Day 1 of war…FAIL.
And yeah…talk about, "Go my soldier, you will do fine."
Nope, he didn't do well, not at all.