Fee put down the hall phone and turned back to Roxy. "Three extra large, stuffed crust, deep dish pizzas with all the trimmings coming up. Now we just have to figure out what we're going to eat."
Roxy shrugged. "What don't hobbits eat?"
Fee thought for a moment. "Poisonous things. Never mind about that, we'd better get back to my room before they do anything dangerous."
Meanwhile, back in Fees Room…
"Hey, Merry!"
"What Pippin?"
"What do you think these little white things in the walls are?" asked Pippin, pointing to an electrical socket.
"I dunno," replied Merry. He went over and stood beside his cousin, helping the smaller hobbit stare at the strange thing.
"What are those little holes for? Do you think it plays music too?" said Pippin excitedly.
"Maybe." Merry reached down and flipped the little switch at the side of the white thing. There was a sharp *click*, then nothing.
"Aw, it's broken!" sulked Pippin.
"Let me take a look at it," said Merry. He knelt down, gave the thing a hard look, then reached out his finger to poke one of the little holes…
Fortunately for all those concerned, Fee and Roxy came back at that precise moment. "Pizzas are on the way," said Fee. "Do you want anything to drink while we wait?"
"Do you have any ale?" asked Merry.
Fee and Roxy, being teenagers, didn't want to admit that they weren't old enough to have anything alcoholic. Fees dad probably had some beer, but he'd probably catch them trying to take some.
"No, we're fresh out. We'll find you something else." said Roxy, doing some quick damage control.
"Please, for the sake of my sanity, don't give them any Red Bull!" whispered Fee frantically.