"Dear Saffy,
I hope you've been good taking care of our children while I'm gone. I will be coming back in time for Sam's birthday.
Love,Rosie."
"We're outside,darling."
Rosie,she has returned, thought Sam gladly.
"Today is your day!" said Saffy, holding hands with Carl Cotton that upon seeing that, Sam filled with rage.
"Get away from brother-in-law, you tart!" he bellowed."Trying to kill my wife and my best friend,eh?!" pushing down table that held gifts and.
"I think it's best that you should leave now," sighed Rosie.
"Oh come, grandfather," groaned Saffy. "You were the most handsome hobbit in all of Bag-End,you courted with so many ladies that these children out there are probably yours!"
Ruby and Bilbo gasped listening to her words.
Gandalf was so irritated that he grabbed Saffy, layed her with her back up and hit her with his staff.
"Saffron Galpsi,go back to your house!" Gandalf commanded pointing his staff at the door.