Disclaimer: Oh, stop being silly, I could never write anything as good as Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse.
"It's Valentine's Day!"
"Oh?"
"Yeah! And guess what?"
"What?"
"When I woke up this morning, there was this huge box of candy with a card on it beside my bed!" She is glowing, pleased with herself. "I have a secret valentine!"
"Oh?" he says again, forcing a frown. "I have some competition, do I?"
Shocked, the girl shakes her head and runs to wrap her arms around him before saying, "No, never! You'll always be number one, you know that, silly!"
As she skips off to inform the rest of the world of her secret admirer, he allows himself a self-satisfied smirk before slouching off to buy some roses.
...Oh. Hey, fanfiction. What's up? Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, I totally know what you mean. Oh, me? Y'know, the usual. The kids are doing great, but-- -Coughhackwheezedeath.- Ahem. Sorry for the delay, I just finished four projects for school, as well as presenting each of them, so... Yeah, my stress levels are slowly going down and my time is going up, so here we are with another drabble... ficlet... whatever the name for these ridiculously short segments should be. I don't like this one, it sounds too short to me, but after a few attempts at fiddling with it I couldn't make it any longer or nicer, so this is it, folks. I promise to try and update more often in the future. (...What? I mean it this time.)