Chapter 3: OLIMAR CHASES WARIO UP INTO THE NIGHT SKY

Computers no longer exist. Jigglypuff was very depressed. Suddenly, King Dedede rang the doorbell and Jigglypuff answered it. King Dedede was wearing a pink crown and a pink jacket. He was selling precious new 2010 LAPTOPS for the next 30 years.

"Well I would like 30 laptops, please." Said Jigglypuff.

"That will cost $180,001."

"Okay. Just wait 30 years."

Jigglypuff slammed the door in King Dedede's face and went to Olimar.

"Hey, Olimar. Doesn't Wario get on your nerves, sometimes?" Asked Jigglypuff.

"Yeah, sometimes, I wish he was dead to the world." Admitted Olimar.

"Then maybe you can give me $90,000.50 dollars and I'll take care of him." Said Jigglypuff.

"SURE." Said Olimar as he gave her $90,001. "KEEP THE CHANGE."

Jigglypuff ran to the top of The Empire State Building.

"Hey, Wario. Doesn't Olimar get on your nerves sometimes?"

"YES, HE DOES!" Said Wario.

"Give me $90,000.50 and I'll take care of him."

Wario gave Jigglypuff $90,000.50.

"Thank you."

Suddenly, Olimar came to The Empire State Building in his Rocket Ship and blasted Wario to The Night Sky and Wario still had his motorcycle. IT WAS THE ULTIMATE NIGHT SKY BATTLE. Wario continued to ride to the moon but Olimar kept running him over with his rocket ship.

So Jigglypuff went back and bought 30 NEW 2010 LAPTOPS from King Dedede. Jigglypuff went inside and couldn't get it to work. She threw it into the Laundry Chute and it Landed in Luigi's laundry. Kirby couldn't get his precious 2010 laptop computer to work, anyway. He threw it into the Sun and it was never seen again. Zelda got a 2008 computer and was very grumpy.

"2008 COMPUTERS ARE DEAD TO THE WORLD." Said Zelda. She threw it in the Air Vent and it landed on Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon hated 2008 LAPTOPS. Captain Falcon threw it in the Air Vent and it landed on Pichu.

Pichu was not impressed. He threw it at Kirby and Kirby poured Punch on it, then ate it. Kirby didn't like Punch, so he decided to Flush it down the commode. The poor commode couldn't handle the monstrosity of the 2008 computer, so it clogged up.

"LUIGI! UNCLOG THIS COMMODE." Yelled Kirby.

Luigi walked up to the commode, picked it up, and threw it out the window. Then jumped out the window.

Sonic yelled "YOU'RE TOO SLOW." At his computer, then ran and bumped his head in the wall.

Snake threw his computer at The Eifel Tower and The Eifel Tower won the race.

Meta Knight crammed his computer into a Playstation 2 and threw it in the fireplace. "THE PLAYSTATION 2 CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE."

Mario crammed his 2011 LAPTOP into the Dishwasher and stared at it for 5 minutes, then threw the remains at Luigi. Luigi tried to watch The Ball Game on it, but the laptop died. Jigglypuff, who loves EVERYONE got out the fire extinguisher and sprayed the laptop with it, then buried it.

Meanwhile, Up in The Night Sky, Wario's motorcycle was destroyed by Olimar's Space Rocket and he was trying to make a run to Jupiter. Olimar's Space Rocket kept running into Wario, though.

Everyone's computer no longer existed. Reasons Include:

Ness throwing his 2002 computer at The Bakery.

Pichu bashing his keyboard and throwing his computer into the bath tub with Captain Falcon in it.

Captain Falcon using his Computer in the bathtub and pouring Shampoo and conditioner to make it look prettier.

Peach trying to bake her 2009 computer in her Mixing Bowl.

Jigglypuff was crawling around in the vent and found an old 1998 computer. She typed "JIGGLYPUFF!" on it and the computer ran out of battery. The screen went black, so she threw it in the Laundry Hamper, it landed in Nana's laundry.

THE NEXT DAY.

Luigi and Nana were wearing Computers. Jigglypuff was having a giggle fit because they looked like robots, especially Luigi, who was wearing his radio with long antennas.

Meanwhile, Wario finally made it to the moon. Olimar was still attacking him with his space rocket, though. They finally landed On The Empire State Building. Wario got out his motorcycle and ran Olimar over with it, but Olimar took them both up to the night sky, but this time, Wario ate Garlic so he turned into Super Wario, he knocked out Space Ship Olimar and they returned to the Empire State Building.

"GIVE ME BACK THE COOKIES." Said Olimar.

"I ALREADY ATE THEM, THOUGH :C." Admitted Wario.

Olimar went back to Nintendo City and Wario rode his motorcycle off the edge of The Empire State Building.