Okay, shout-out to xXElleGurlXx for the suggestion. Imma use them. And Novelist505, Bella is a vampire!! She has many abilities which you will find out about in 4 more chapters including this one. She IS dating werewolf Jacob Black 'cuz they are 'defying nature for their feelings.' Oh, and the story where the .com things are are SUPPOSED to be e – map .com and . Alright, time for a chappie!!

BPOV

I woke up to a blinding light. Dang sun!! Screws everything up. At least, to vampires, that is. I looked over to my left and chuckled. Jacob was drooling on his pillow, his limbs everywhere. He looked so Breakable! I checked on his dreams. Why the heck is he dreaming about getting a bath as a wolf?? Well, I will grant his wishes!! Levitating him over the tub, I filled the pitcher to the top with cold water and dumped it over him. He screamed like a little girl and I dropped him accidentally while I laughed. He landed in the tub with an "Oof!" and a "Bella!! You are so dead!!! Come here!!" I laughed as I ran away. I was about to dart out the door when I saw who was there. "Seth!!" I screamed, and enveloped him in a tight bear hug. "Nice to see ya too, Bells! Now can I breathe?!" Seth chuckled. Jacob came in, and shrieked like a fangirl seeing her idol. He literally started bouncing. What grown man Bounces? A screwed up one, that's what. Jake started screaming," EMBRY! QUIL!! SETHS AT OUR FRONT DOOR!!!EEEEEEEEEK!!" He let out another fangirl scream. I started laughing so hard I turned pearl.(Bella alert!: Since, ya know, they can't turn red. They turn PEARL!!) I was wiping away fake tears. Jake finally squeezed Seth so hard the poor dude turned purple. I pulled an Alec. Jake released Seth and started drooling, his mouth slackened and him face-first on the floor. Quil and Embry came down at that point, seeing a stupid looking Jacob on the floor. "Pulled an Alec?" they asked in unison. I nodded. Quil sighed, and Embry shook his head muttering "moron." Seth's eyes were saucers. "You did that??" he asked, petrified. "It's okay, Seth, I do it all the time when they are too loud or rough-housing or arguing. They know better." I explained the entire deal all the way up to now. Seth nodded. Jake is stupid. He KNOWS what she expects and he doesn't listen! He really needs to grow up. Learn how to treat a lady. He's lucky he even has her!! I smiled. "I completely agree with you, Seth. He DOES need to grow up!" I giggled. Seth looked at me with an open mouth." H-how did you..?" "Oh! I forgot! I gotta lot of powers, one of which includes mind-reading and power absorption with touch. Imma special vampire. A good vampire." I said. Seth smiled. "Welcome to the good side, Bella." He said. I smiled back. "Welcome to the Paranormal Romance clan, Seth." I spoke out loud and clear. Seth had a shocked look on his face. "Really?! I can stay?!" he asked. I nodded. He then proceeded to run around the house in the fashion of a lotto ticket winner, screaming," WOOOHOOO!! I LOVE YA, BELLS!!! YOU ROCK!! WOOOHOOO!!" I was laughing with the boys. Jane and Alec came out of their room, looked at me, and said," We'll find out later." And with that, they went back to something they've always wanted to do: sleep. I sighed. Dragging Jacob by his ear, we went to the sound proof quiet box. No noise can be inside the box. It was used as a study room and a nap room. Right now, I opted for the latter, and closed my eyes and drifted to the land of dreams…

Hey mah peeps!! I gotta say that I like writing this a lot. 3 reviews and I'm good!! I like bagels!! And insanity!! It fun!! So! Bye!!
The Insane and Perky,

-Bells