The Real Daywalkers
Chapter 3
By Shadowgate
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Soon they heard the police yell through a bullhorn "WE ARE LIFTING MARTIAL LAW AND IF ANY OF YOU RESIDENTS OF SOUTH PARK HAVE GUNS NOW IS THE TIME TO USE THEM. WE ARE GOING IN FOR THE KILL."
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman charged out of Kyle's house. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were given automatic weapons by the Park County Police Department.
Stan grabbed a pair of handcuffs and a key to go with them. Kyle asked why he got a pair of handcuffs since they'd be taking no prisoners whatsoever and Stan said he had a feeling he'd need them.
Stan took the lead and said "let's move around the corner."
They moved around the corner and fired upon five zombies destroying them all.
Stan pointed out that the police had already surrounded the Wal-Mart area and killed seven zombies.
Cartman suggested they move in on the school.
Stan told him "Cartman for once in your life you've made an intelligent suggestion."
Kyle said "okay but no matter what if we see Mister Garrison we are not to shoot him no matter how mad he's made us in the past."
The boys all take time to laugh and then they run as fast as they can to South Park Elementary School.
Once they arrive they see the doors were opened wide so they move in.
Kyle said "secure the hallway."
Stan said "we need to search all the classrooms."
They hit the Kindergarten classroom and then first, then second.
Cartman said "hey if we see Butters hiding out in the school can we shoot him?"
Stan and Kyle point their guns at Cartman and say "if you kill Butters you'll pay with your own life."
After searching third grade classrooms they move in on their own classroom. They find Butters hiding behind the teacher's desk.
Stan asked "Butters what are you doing?"
Butters answered "I'm hiding from the zombies."
Cartman told Butters he was safe now.
They moved into the music room and found nothing.
When they moved into the art classroom they found Mrs. Dreibel dead along with three zombies chanting "daywalkers" and they all fired upon the zombies.
They moved in on the library where they found five more zombies and they mowed them down with machine gun fire.
It wasn't long before they secured the entire Elementary School and declared it safe/zombie free.
When they moved out of the school they ran through the streets of South Park. When they passed Kyle's house Shelly caught up with them.
Shelly said "you guys there are reports coming in that the zombies are coming from Doctor Mephesto's Lab."
Shelly ran along side the boys as they headed toward the lab.
They moved through the gate and pounded on the door.
Stan said "open this fucking door."
Kyle said "we're zombie killers so is anybody in there?"
Kenny said "blast the door."
Kyle said "stand back" and he fired one shot through the door.
When they got through they saw Terrance Mephesto.
Stan said "FREEZE ASSHOLE" and Terrance put his hands up.
Kyle said "well Terrance you made zombies and it looks like your father is drugged."
Terrance said "yeah I wanted to have some fun."
Stan said "guys hold him at gun point and I'll put the handcuffs on him."
Kyle said "wait we shouldn't take him alive. We know he's guilty and he's diabolically smart. He's too dangerous."
Kenny asked "should he not stand trial?"
Stan answered "Kyle this guy isn't a zombie."
Terrance said "if you guys are going to execute me then just do it."
Cartman said "I'll blow his head off and I'll go to juvenile hall for it."
Kyle commented "I'll do it."
Kyle fired one shot through Terrance's heart and then Stan shot him once in the head.
Stan said "the head shot is a formality."
Cartman said "okay if the police ask I'll take credit for killing the zombie maker."
Kyle said "you fat fuck!"
Stan said "let Cartman take the credit for it so we don't get locked up. We shot an unarmed prisoner dude."
Soon the police surrounded Doctor Mephesto's lab. It was obvious what had happened.
Terrance Mephesto used his dad's lab to create "daywalker" zombies.
When Stan caught up with Shelly he asked "how did you know Terrance was behind all this?"
Shelly explained last week she ran into him at a Valero Corner Store and she said "oh you're that turd who fights with my brother's friend Kyle."
Shelly then went on to say that he replied "bitch you'll regret the day you ever spoke to me when my zombies take over South Park."
Shelly said she thought he was bullshitting around. Stan said "I should put these handcuffs on you Shelly."
Shelly said "Stan come on now remember we're family and if I knew he was serious I would have said something. He sounded like a total retard when he said it."
Stan then commented that he'd love to blow Shelly's head off for all the bullying and the loss of his Cannibal Corpse CD but then said he wouldn't.
Once again South Park was saved from zombies.
THE END