Now, for the final results and punishments… OH WAIT A MIN I FORGOT LINK'S RANKING I'M AN IDIOT HE CAME FOURTH OKAY OKAY ENJOY
Chapter 3: Torture Time 1
"… Why do I feel like I waited various days before finally saying something? (*CRASH* GODDAMMIT CRYSTAL YA BROKE THE FOURTH WALL) Well, second place went to… Lucario! Which makes Sonic our first place leader!" said Crystal happily. Sonic smiled and was suddenly hugged by Blaze. Of course, behind them, the other guys were exchanging money on bets if they'll kiss or not. Unfortunately for Mario, Link, Pit and Lucario, they lost 150 bucks each against Kirby. (Kirby: They are never, ever, ever, getting to-gether!) "But we'll be starting the tortures with the winner! Too bad Sonic!" Sonic's smile immediately fell.
"Sorry Sonic." said Blaze as she walked up to Crystal in order to pick a torture for Sonic. Crystal brought a HUGE catalogue of possible tortures out of nowhere and showed Blaze the recommended tortures. Blaze immediately pointed to one she knew would be perfect. Then came Pika and Jiggly, followed by Peach, then Samus, afterwards it was Zelda, and finally Crystal herself. The girls herded the guys into their selected torture chambers and started the torture.
"Okay, now that we're done our job, KARAOKE TIME!" cheered Crystal happily as she started up a karaoke machine. All the girls cheered as Blaze got first pick, unknowing to the mysterious, tall figure watching them through the window…
TORTURE CHAMBER 1: SONIC'S POV
I went inside my torture chamber, thinking that whatever Blaze picked wouldn't be so bad. I looked down to find the only thing in there was a huge pool of water.
Filled with alligators. Great. Maybe Vector was down there?... Nope. And I HAVE to plunge into it in order to leave. Goodbye cruel world, it was nice knowing you.
TORTURE CHAMBER 2: LUCARIO'S POV
I walked inside my torture chamber, not really seeing anything. Just a widescreen TV and a stereo. So what, they're going to play music until I pass out? This will be simple-…
Oh my Arceus. GET ME OUT OF HERE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
TORTURE CHAMBER 3: MARIO'S POV
I calmly went into my torture chamber, thinking, since it was PEACH we were talking about, it would be something like a bad haircut or whatever. All there was in there was a deluxe recliner and a widescreen TV. Well, Peach knows how to make a guy feel comfy, that's for sure. I sat down, grabbed the remote and turned on to whatever station it was on.
Grambi forbid I have to relive that experience again.
TORTURE CHAMBER 4: PIT'S POV
Okay… The only person in the room was Mario's brother. He was just staring at a wall, so I was KIND OF worried. Argh, what was his name… Oh yeah, Luigi. "Uh, Luigi? You ok?" I asked, walking towards him. He didn't turn around. "Luigi?" then, he turned around.
Son of a Medusa, that face will haunt me forever.
TORTURE CHAMBER 5: LINK'S POV
All that was in my room was a big pit. Literally, Zelly? (Oh hey that rhymed) Bottomless pit traps were so cliché. And she's obviously taking my whole 'Can't jump in the games' thing WAY to far… Huh? It isn't bottomless. And what's that noise? What the-Who just yelled 'RELEASE ARROWS' down there? Oh well, BONZAIIIII-OH NO WHY ZELLY WHYYYYYYYYY
TORTURE CHAMBER 6: KIRBY'S POV
There was nothing in my chamber. Literally, NOTHING. Did Crystal feel sorry for me or something? I DON'T GET IT
BACK WITH THE GIRLS:
Crystal was just finishing singing 'Disturbia' by Rihanna as a giant shriek was heard. "Who do you think that was? Anyways, let's reveal what we all picked for them. Blaze, you start." declared Crystal triumphantly.
"I made Sonic jump into a giant pool filled with alligators. Thankfully, Vector wasn't included." said Blaze, looking down while blushing. The girls had given her a standing ovation for her performance of 'Here's to Never Growing Up' by Avril Lavigne, and she was obviously embarrassed since they had made her sing 'Miss Independent' by Kelly Clarkson afterwards.
"Hm, not bad, not bad, what about you Samus?" said Crystal, starting up another song.
"Loss of extra life by Weegee. I wouldn't be surprised if that was him who screamed." said Samus, who had taken her helmet off in order to sing (And was thankfully unaware that two invisible beings were filling it with scalding hot water).
"Well, being kind and caring for Mario, I simply made him watch the Movie made for us." said Peach with a giggle.
"I made Link go into a pit filled with enraged Cuccos. I wouldn't be surprised if he was pecked to death by now and lost another of his lives." said Zelda, smiling as she watched screens of the many torture chambers Crystal had magically made.
"I'm not really sure what I made Lu do. All it said in her catalog was that it would be great and amazing." said Pika, humming along to the song Crystal had chosen.
"Hold on, I'm checking who made that giant shriek. My Rupees are on Link, his only fear is of Cuccos." said Zelda, tapping away at the computer. After clicking on the instant replay of the various rooms, Zelda remained silent for a while.
"Well? Who was it?" asked Samus, getting slightly impatient with Zelda.
"Oh my Goddesses, it was Lucario. What did you make him do Pika?" said Zelda, looking at Pika in disbelief.
"I dunno! Ask Crystal!" claimed Pika, waving her paws in defense. For some strange reason, it now sounded like three people were singing instead of just Crystal, so the girls turned and looked at her. Surprisingly, there were two other Kirbys standing on each side of Crystal.
The first one obviously seemed to love the color red, since she was all red. She had red horns coming out from her head, red wings which fluttered on her back and she held a red pitchfork in her left hand. On the left side of her mouth a small fang could be seen, and she certainly looked demonic.
The second looked about the opposite from the first, as she was entirely white. A golden halo floated above her head. White, feathery wings flapped on her back and she held an ornate staff in her right hand. Unlike the first, no fang was visible and she certainly looked quite angelic.
Just then, as the girls were getting over their shock, the song finished and Crystal hugged the two Kirbys. "Angel! Devil! It's so nice to see you guys again!" cheered Crystal happily.
"Nice to see you too, Wind. You still got your sword?" questioned the demonic one, whose name was obviously Devil. She spoke in kind of a New Jerseyish accent, clear and loud.
"We have been guarding and doing our duty, as usual Crystal. Where is Faye?" asked the angelic one, whose name was obviously Angel. She spoke in a quiet, angelic voice, clearly not wanting much attention.
"Yeah, I've still got my Wind Sword. And Faye got a new legal guardian, so I haven't really seen her much." claimed Crystal, looking thoughtful.
"Who, Earth? She probably went on the run from that legal guardian by now, you know how she loves to travel." said Devil, looking smug.
"Oh wait, I haven't introduced you guys yet! Devil, Angel, these are my friends, Peach, Samus, Zelda, Blaze, Pikachu and Jigglypuff. Guys, these are my travelling companions Devil and Angel! And Pika, you wanted to know what Lu's torture was? Well, firstly, I chose a group torture for Kirby, so his torture won't start until everyone is back here. And Lu… Well, he has to listen to Justin Bieber music on a stereo while watching Barney on a widescreen TV. Oh, and they're both on max volume." said Crystal, who seemed quite excited from her friends unexpected arrival.
"…Okay, that seems a little harsh. Let's go let them out now. Crystal, you get Kirby's torture ready." Said Samus, flipping her helmet over her head to put it back on. Then, to the delight of Devil and Angel, scalding water rained down upon Samus' head. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!" Devil and Angel rolled over in hysterics as the others went to fetch the boys. All except for Crystal, who pulled out a blue, short-haired wig and put a new game into the Wii…
A SHORT TIME LATER, AFTER COMFORTING AND INTRODUCING FOR THE GUYS…
"Okay, so, how were your tortures boys?" asked Crystal, smiling as she knew it wasn't over yet. And that Devil and Angel helped her prepare a little treat for her story. All the guys simply shivered and let out small squeaks as they remembered what went on in those rooms. But Kirby simply shrugged.
"Meh, wasn't too bad. Nothing very scary or challenging at all." said Kirby. All the guys stared at Kirby in shock.
"Ha ha, that's because it hasn't started yet silly!" laughed Crystal, grabbing Kirby and forcefully tugging him into the back room.
"…? NO. I AM NOT WEARING THAT." shouted Kirby. It was then followed by muffled screams as Devil and Angel started the game. They browsed the selection screen until they found the song they wanted. Crystal then pushed Kirby onto the makeshift stage she and the other girls had made. Kirby was now wearing a super small dress that JUST fit him and wore a blue short haired wig.
"SING KATY, SING!" yelled Crystal, coming out from the back room and starting up the song on Just Dance 3. Everyone laughed as they heard and watched Kirby perform the humiliating task Crystal made him do.
Sing and dance to Katy Perry's California Girls.
A COUPLE MINUTES OF PURE PUFFBALL TORTURE LATER:
Kirby sat down on the stage, exhausted as he listened to the laughter die down. "Okay Crystal, I did your stupid torture, so now let's just go back to the stories, okay?" said Kirby, now noticing that Ganondorf, Bowser and Dedede had joined while he was singing.
"Okay, you kill joy. Everyone back in the circle. I'll tell mine next." Scoffed Crystal, as everyone entered the circle once more. But this time, with 6 new additions.
"Okay Crystal, let's hear your story." said Kirby, thankful that this entire thing was over.
"Hold on, I need to know something first." Crystal reached behind the stage and pulled out a baking sheet.
"WHO WANTS CUPCAKES?"
END! I think some people (Like those who are obsessed with Creepypastas like me) may know the next story. Mostly of the huge hint at the end of this chapter. R&R!