A/N: Ok, minna! We're back! I'm so sorry we took a long time! So sorry!!!

Ok, by now you guys should know which font is for which group. I'll save time by not repeating it.

Disclaimers: We do not own Warriors, Bleach or Transformers.

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"Come here, kitties. There's nothing to fear…"Optimus bent down, piercing blue optics glaring at the ginger tom cat. Firestar hissed at the metal alien, getting up to run again. Ichigo and Rukia were rock-frozen solid. wishing to run but were rooted to the ground. "Erm, Prime, are you even sure that kitten is the one who took the Allspark shard?" Bumblebee asked. (For all those who didn't watch the Transformers movie, the Allspark is a giant alien life-giving cube which Bumblebee reduced to a really small cube and was later used to kill the evil Megatron as done by Sam Witwicky, whose actions then reduced it to a tiny shard. –Phew– ) "I think so, my sensors are picking up signs of the Allspark with the cat. "Ratchet said. "Wow. I didn't know that you became Prime. All hail the almighty Ratchetmus Prime." Ironhide rolled his optics (if he could).

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Ichigo could sense that Rukia was still rooted to the ground beside him…Actually, he was rooted to the ground too. And he couldn't bear the silence of both Rukia and him. Solution: Break it. "Rukia, er…are you ok?"

"Ichigo, am I dreaming?"

"Unfortunately, no. Though I hope so."

They stared at the odd scene before them…again. In silence…again. Apart from the ruckus the robots and the cats were making, they could hear crickets chirping.

He couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to be sane. Everything that was happening was insane, which is equal to the opposite of sane. And he didn't want that.

"Erm, everyone, sorry to interrupt, but could everyone stop what you're doing and let my poor mind rest in peace?"

No response. Insert crickets chirping and annoying ruckus here. A vein appeared on his forehead.

"I said, WILL EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE FREAKING DOING AND LET ME AND MY POOR MIND REST IN PEACE?!???!"

All eyes to Ichigo.

All of a sudden, Ichigo felt very VERY uncomfortable. He gulped. No, please, he didn't want to be in Soul Society forever. He still has a long life before him!

God bless him. Amen.

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Firestar gave up helplessly on his damaged tail and shifted his attention to Berrypaw as his limp body slumped against the wall. In the darkness, Firestar could not find the cream-coloured apprentice. "You big fat stupid monster, GET OUTTA THE WAY!" he hissed. Optimus, unable to understand the meows, just stood there scratching his metal helmet. Firestar thought: If talking didn't work, he'll have to do it by FORCE! He strut to Optimus, scratched it furiously and sank his teeth into its joints. Optimus ran away in pain, satisfying Firestar's hunger for light. He turned around and noticed Berrypaw at once. He pelted towards him and licked him furiously. Come on, wake up! Thankfully, Berrypaw budged. "Where am I? Am I in Starclan? Oh, I am too young too die. Noooooooooooo..." Firestar shook him hard. "Get a grip on yourself! You are not in Starclan!" And he started rambling on about their calamity, the peace, the tornado, the monsters and twolegs…

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Ratchet bent down and plucked the Allspark from behind Berrypaw's ear. "Erm…" Jazz stared at Ratchet. "How did you know where it was?"

"Instincts. Now, go get Optimus back…" Jazz saluted and raced off as a Pontiac Solatice. Minutes later, Jazz came back in his bipedal form, dragging a familiar blue and red robot. "Woah, Optimus, you might want to switch to unleaded petrol…" Eventually, Optimus was back in the alley. Ratchet handed Optimus the Allspark shard. Upon contact, the Allspark glowed, shocking the five Autobots (literally!) along with the two fleshlings. The seven of them glowed white, blinding Firestar and Berrypaw. When they opened their eyes (and optics), Ironhide said, "What was that?"

Silence.

A yellow tomcat gasped. "WHY ARE WE FELINES?!"

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A/N: OK!! I've done it. YAY! Don't worry, minna. I'm going to type the next chapter soon. It's written already.

Once again, I'll have to apologise. Honestly. I'm sorry for not replying to your reviews. I didn't know you guys actually did review! I'm honestly touched and sorry. Though if you guys didn't, I couldn't be bothered. Once again, arigatou!!

Well, yeah, I guess I did reply to some of you. But the last review didn't really get through to me. (I believe it was the last review) I'm really sorry.