AN; Wow thanks for the awesome reviews! This chapter continues on from the last one, so Rose is still high on sugar. A lot of Dimitri in this chapter ;)
Warning: Only read if you have a sense of humour...
RPOV
I don't know why but Dimitri said that I should go back to my dorm to cool off. Cool off? Pffft! What did he mean cool off?
I was already incredibly cool, awesome even. But saying that was just so offensive. I guess you could say, it was a bit of a long trip from Kirova's office to my dorm, but that was all Dimitri's fault!
He left me, sitting on the ground! Yeah, you herd right the ground! Like I said, his fault...
Flashback
I had just been randomly dancing because...because...um I don't know why but I just felt like it alright!
But anyway, the stupid hot, sexy, hunky, Russian God refused to come and dance with me, which sucked because it would have been soooo romantic!
Dimitri had sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Okay Rose I don't know what's wrong with you but I've got duty in a few minutes, but I don't think you should go back to class, just...just go to your room and cool off I'll come check on you later"
"Cool off?" I asked in confusion.
"Yes" Dimitri responded.
"Cool off?"
He just stared at me.
"Cool off?" I repeated again.
"Yes, Rose cool off, relax"
"Relax?" I asked.
Dimitri gave me ANOTHER weird look. "Yes..."
"Relax?"
"Rose..." Dimitri said a bit fed up.
"Relax, cool off? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?" I yelled in his face and turned around and ran as fast as my legs would take me.
Something was SERIOUSLY wrong with people today...Man, I need more sugar.
Just then, I was pulled to the ground.
"OH MY GOD, SOMEONE HELP THERE'S A BEAR ATTACKING ME!" I screamed with my eyes shut.
"Rose!"
I opened my eyes to see Dimitri looking down at me, with...with well I couldn't really describe his expression.
I calmed down for a second. So, it wasn't a bear...
"OH MY GOD, SOMEONE HELP THERE'S A RUSSIAN GOD ATTACKING ME!" I screamed just as loud as before.
Dimitri's hand covered my mouth. Hmm, I wonder why.
Was it because my screaming was affecting his hearing? or was it the students walking around giving us strange looks?
The close contact and everything was awesome but I got bored of it easy. I bit Dimitri's hand.
"OW!" he yelled removing his massive hand from my mouth.
"OW!" I decided to imitate him.
With a large sigh Dimitri stood up pulling me with him but I let go of his hand halfway in the air and fell on my butt.
"OW! What did you do that for!" I yelled at Dimitri.
"You let go of my hand!" he said.
I just glared at him. "Fine, I guess I'll just pull myself up"
I tried to do a cool trick and pull myself off the ground without using my hands, but it was a lot harder than I thought.
God were my legs weak or something.
I think it was about my seventh try when I got halfway off the ground...but fell again.
While Dimitri just stood over me, giving me a confused look. Like I was crazy or something Pfffft id like to see him try getting up without using two arms, yeah, that's right, he can't!
A very important thought came to mind just then; me squirming along on the ground, wow I probably looked like a fish out of water.
Oh my god –my word of the day.
"OH NO!" I yelled.
"What?" Dimitri asked trying to grab my arm and pull me up.
"HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?" I shouted to him in disgust.
"Think what?" he half-yelled, I could tell he was getting annoyed.
"IM NOT A FISH!"
His whole face creased. "Rose, I never called you a fish"
"YOU DID SO!"
"No I didn't"
"YES YOU DID!"
"Why would I call you a fish?" he asked finally getting a hold of my upper arm.
"A what?" I asked calmly.
"A fish" he said. Weirdo...
"IM NOT A FISH!" I yelled even louder. People were stopping and stareing now.
Dimitri took a long intake of breath, so I copied him. "Rose, Just. Get. Up"
"Hummmm" I closed my eyes "Hummm"
"What are you doing now?" he asked, he was now sounding tired.
"I was doing what you were doing" I simply said.
"Which was?"
"Yoga"
He didn't answer for a while and I thought that maybe he had left but that's until I felt him strongly lift me off the ground.
I screamed.
"ROSE, JUST GET OFF THE GROUND!" He snapped.
"NO!" I yelled thrashing around.
"WHY NOT?" He yelled back.
"BECAUSE YOU USED YOUR ANGRY VOICE!"
He stopped and let me go, luckily I didn't fall hard on my butt again.
Dimitri's jaw was clenched tight when he spoke next, "Rose, can you please get off the ground?" he asked trying to put on a calm voice.
I studied him. God he was hot. "Sure thing Comrade" I replied pulling myself up.
We were now both standing. He was looking at me in shock.
"You know," I started. "The least thing you could have done was help me off the floor, I mean after everything I have done for America" I told him calmly but a bit hurt inside.
He just stared at me and then shook his head. I copied.
He rubbed his head. I copied.
He sighed. I copied.
"Rose..." he growled.
"Rose..." I growled back.
Without even looking at me he started walking to my dorm. I followed behind and didn't say anything, I was too busy thinking about Monkeys.
Once we got to my door Dimitri stopped and then looked down at me, his face was serious.
"Ok, I want you to go in there and sleep off whatever you've infected yourself with—"
"But—"
He raised his hand to stop me. "I don't know what you've had, whether it's too much sugar or anything else that could get you like this, just go inside, stay there, and I will come and check on you later. Do you understand?" he asked.
"Sir, yes, sir" I saluted.
He opened the door and left muttering something in Russian.
End of Flashback
And that's how I ended up here 'cooling off' as Dimitri liked to call it.
But, like always, I was getting bored...
Hmmm, now what could I do from the time now, to the time Dimitri comes back?
The answer was clear in my hyped up brain. Lots of things.
AN; I got really bored today so yeah, this came up...lol. If you want more randomness read my other story. Vampire Academy Another Chatroom or you can read my real story which I do update often Life Goes On.
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