The Book all fall down and the england did too also.!
"NO" says france umberalla as he falls over because his legs CUMBUST with shocking! The shelf fall and then hit england and he is so sad that he cough and then he's lying DOWN and it's really painful to move so he lies down and doesn't move and it's bad. THEN franmce is rolling along the floor as an umberella and he is crying becuse england is not moving and then he rolls a lot and then he hits england accidentaly and then england is so angry that a unicorn appears and pokes them both and they end up teleprotting to america's house.
"What the fucking hell" ENgland and france umberella but wiht no legs were lying on the floor in the american dining room in american how with american floor and america was eating burger. AMerica dropped burger in shock and it COMBUSTED on the plate and a single tear fel from ameirca's eye. england says sorry but frace can't speak because he is traumatized by the CUMBUSTING burger. Maerca stands up and says
"What the fuck ar e you guys doing here england and fance umberella" he said as he stands up. He then walks to the window and then he turns around and goes to the cuboard to get a new UNCUMBUSTED burger from the cuboard.
"What's wrong with ur leg broloroni" said amerca, asking a question.
"fuck it idk" said england. then they realized...
IT WAS GONE
Next chapter will be longer half term starts on saturday! :D