Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Nor do I own Amy. She is a living person. That would be creepy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Band Thing~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Look Amy, it's Harry (Pokes Harry)

Amy: Coolish! (Joins in on poking)

Teacher: Why are you poking Harry?

Me: Because it's fun

Teacher: Okay then

Harry: HELP ME!

Me: Harry wrote a poem

Harry: No I didn't

Me: *Ahem* Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I am Annoyed

And don't like You

Harry! That's not nice apologize to me!

Harry: *in a monotone* Harry is very sorry and will destroy the evidence (shoves paper into mouth)

Me: *snickers* Yummy

Harry: Shut up. By the way, what is this stupid song?

Me: It's Over & Over and it's an awesome song

So many thoughts that I can't get out of my head, I try to live without you, every time I do I feel dead, I know what's best for me, but I want you instead, I'll keep on wasting all my time, over and ov-

Harry: My ears are bleeding!

Me: Well la di freaking da (turns up music)

... Fine (changes song)

on the ground I lay, motionless in pain, I can't see my life, flashing before my eye, dead I fall asleep, is this all a dream, wake me up, I'm living a nightmare, I will-

Harry: Stop!

Me: What?

Harry: Why do you listen to this crap?

Me: It's not crap!

Harry: Yes it is!

Me: No!

Harry: Yes!

Me: No!

Harry: Yes!

Me: No!

Harry: Yes!

Me: No!

Harry: Yes!

Me: How?

Harry: Um...well...

Me: Ha!

Harry: What?

Me: You can't come up with a good reason

Harry: Well no

Me: See?

Harry: Whatever

Me: (Pulls out large tree branch)

Harry: What is that for?

Me: Someone told me that large sticks are good for keeping wizards in check

Harry: Oh

Me: (Whacks Harry with stick)

(Continues whacking Harry with stick)

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