additional disclaimer: I do not own Play-doh or Twinkies, mmmm…. Twinkies
DAY 3
"What the hell?"
"Hey, Itachi, what do you think it is?"
"It seems to be some kind of portal… interesting…"
"OOOOOH! Tobi wants to go in!"
"Shut up Tobi, yeah." smack
"But Tobi likes shiny things…"
As the others discussed what the strange glowing disk really was, Tobi eyed the object with a look of mischief on his face.
"Well I think it's some curse left here to kill us."
"Tobi likes Twinkies! Hey, where's the cream filling? AAAAAAAH!"
"Tobi?"
"That's Tobi's voice, but where is Tobi?"
"I'm in HELL!! CREAMLESS TWINKIES, NOOOOOOOO!"
"Tobi, what did you do? yeah."
"I went in the thingy, and then NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Can I eat him when he gets out?"
"Sadly, no."
"Itachi, why?"
"Because the author isn't a sadist…"
"Damn…"
"I'd better go get him out, yeah."
Deidara entered the portal and stood in awe of what stood before him.
"It's a world of… of… Play-doh!"
"What?"
"It's perfect!"
Meanwhile, Tobi appeared next to the portal, covered in sponge cake.
"It was horrible! There were mountains of Twinkies, but no cream! IT WAS HELL!"
"Tobi! You went 2 whole sentences without saying your name! Oh God! We have to get
Deidara out of there!"
"AAAAH!"
TO BE CONTINUED
duh…