LILY: Can you meet with the Brotmans for me tomorrow? Gender reveal?
MARY: Ughhhhhhhhhh
Fucking GENDER REVEALS
WHY
LILY: £££
MARY: Never enough
NEVER enough
Can't we send Petunia?
She does co-own this bloody business, if you'd care to remember
Or hold her at all responsible for it
Ever
LILY: Mary.
MARY: Just saying
LILY: Not now.
MARY: Yeah, yeah
LILY: She has an appointment tomorrow, anyway.
MARY: ?
LILY: New florist
MARY: What's wrong with our current florists?
LILY: Idk.
They vaccinate their children?
Or voted remain?
It gets her out of the office, all right?
MARY: Bloody hell, our bar is that low now?
LILY: Sadly.
Brotmans?
MARY: Ugh.
FINE.
Why can't you?
Hot date?
LILY: Yes. At noon. On a Tuesday.
MARY: Afternoon delight =D
LILY: It's Euphemia Potter.
MARY: Your raunchy afternoon shag is with Euphemia Potter?
LILY: Mary.
MARY: I would absolutely have raunchy afternoon sex with Euphemia Potter
She is such a treat
Every time she comes into the office, she leaves behind the lingering scent of Chanel No. 5 and pure legend
LILY: I'll let her know you're interested.
MARY: Thank you.
Is it another charity thing?
LILY: No.
Her husband is retiring, apparently?
And I guess her son is home? She copied and shamed him on the email. She wants him to help plan it.
MARY: Classic Euphemia.
Hot?
LILY: Outside? I don't know. I haven't been.
MARY: The son, Lily.
LILY: Bye, Mary.
MARY: I'm going to Google him.
LILY: BYE, MARY.
MARY: AFTERNOOOOOON DELIGHTTTT
TO: euphemia [a] sleekeazy [] com
FR: levans [a] evanseventplanning [] com
CC: pot2trotphoto [a] gmail [] com
SUBJECT: RE: URGENT! PARTY
Happy to help! We'll make it one to remember.
As per our phone conversation, I'll see you noon tomorrow.
Lily
TO: levans [a] evanseventplanning [] com
FR: mmacdonald [a] evanseventplanning [] com
SUBJECT: LILLLLLY! LOOOOOK AT THESE PICS! AFTERNOON DELIGHT! AFTERNOOOOOON DELIGHTTTTTT!
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