A/N: *gasp* I'm sorry it took so long for me to update. Okay. Here's a crack fic. Or one that is trying to be. I might fail miserably to make you laugh, and actually I'm not good at it, so yeah, hit me with that tonfa. The family might be OOC here. I have warned you.

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We exist for the sky. Without him, we are nothing.

The sun is the sky's light. He illuminates all and gives energy and life to the sky.

He'll always be there, and he'll never waver no matter what the misfortune.

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Tsuna thought being a mafia boss was all about danger and fights.

But when he assumed the position, it wasn't death threats that slapped him first on the face.

It was paper work. A heaping mountain of them.

He worked hours and hours on them, and all of them had to be read through and through, and in the end of the day they all need just one damn thing: his signature.

Gokudera helped him most of the time, but even with the two of them, they're no match for the tower of files and papers that await them once they finish the first batch.

And yes he was drowning in stress. More stress than Squalo goes thru. Yeah, he'll be bald by next week if he doesn't get a break.

Sometimes he finds himself suddenly dozing off, wishing to himself that being in the mafia was like those in the movies.

"SAWADA!"

Tsuna's head slips from his hand and hits his head on the mahogany table and wakes up from his brief slumber. He rubs his head with a hand and brushes the sand away from his eyes. "O-Onii-san…"

"I've finished my EXTREME report!" he shouts proudly and walks toward his boss.

A small smile made its way on Tsuna's lips. "Thank you, onii-san." He reaches out and took the folder Ryohei is holding. He flipped it open and scanned it.

Normally, his sun guardian immediately leaves after he gives his report, but today is different. He stayed there like a scarecrow, watching Tsuna.

"Is there a problem?" Decimo asks and blinks.

"… Actually…" his tone made Tsuna feel cold. He is neither shouting nor saying extreme. What is up with that?

"Yes…?" the Vongola boss hoped it's not as bad as what he was thinking.

"There is a bit of…a problem…its Hibari."

The young Decimo became a little pale. "What's wrong with him?"

"He kinda…" Ryohei trailed off, unsure if he should continue.

"What? Did something bad happen?" Tsuna's face turned completely worried within a blink of an eye.

"Hibari is extremely drunk."

Tsuna's amber eyes almost popped out from its sockets as he heard the word drunk and Hibari in the same sentence. His jaws dropped and he almost choked on his breath.

"What?" he blurted out and panic was spelled on his face. "Where is he now?"

"At the underground training facility." His sun swallowed.

Tsuna face palmed. He had strictly ordered to forbid all alcoholic drinks within a fifty mile radius when Hibari is around. There are some…unpleasant effects when the cloud guardian drank alcohol. And mind you, it isn't pretty.

"Who's keeping him in place?" Tsuna sighed and stood from his seat and motioned Ryohei to follow him.

"Gokudera and Yamamoto," Ryohei said as they walked side by side, their steps getting faster by the second. "Mukuro and Lambo are…extremely unconscious at the moment."

"He took out Mukuro…?" Tsuna stared in shock at him for a moment.

"Yeah… he was the first one," Ryohei nodded. "He passed out when Hibari –"

"Okay, I get the idea," Tsuna raised a hand to stop Ryohei from talking and turned a little paler than before and they arrived at the elevator. Decimo pushed a button and the doors opened. They got in.

"And Chrome?" Tsuna asked nervously. Chrome is his only female guardian (Tsuna let her share the position with Mukuro,) after all; and for the love of God she had to deal with men every freaking day. And the thought of her being treated like that by the drunken Hibari…Tsuna got the chills.

"I don't know," Ryohei murmured. "Gokudera was throwing a lot of explosives and it was raining and –"

Tsuna had cut off his hearing and felt dizzy. The first time (and he hoped was the last) Hibari got drunk he thought he was going to die… and the Vongola would go broke. It was in Hawaii; the cloud guardian had taken some punch accidentally. And after a few minutes… the entire resort they were staying at got destroyed completely. A lot of women fainted, and a lot of men ran for their lives and their pride. And Reborn was just watching; with that amused smirk plastered on his face as Tsuna went flying here and there, trying to find Hibari among the running people and the smoke and rubble.

In the end Tsuna managed to finally catch the culprit but sadly he got an unexpected surprise and a hit on the face with that tonfa of his.

He also had to bribe all the people in the said resort so that Hibari's secret won't go out.

The elevator doors opened and water and smoke gushed in, snapping Tsuna off from his thoughts.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"

Decimo recognized the voice, as he saw Gokudera's Sistema C.A.I floating in the air.

"W-Wait! Can't we talk about this first, Hibari?"

His rain's voice echoed nervously and Tsuna knew they were running.

Ryohei walked in to the massive room and found Chrome sitting quietly beside the unconscious Mukuro.

"Chrome!" Tsuna called out immediately and ran toward her.

"B-B-Bo-Bossu!" the illusionist stuttered and she could beat a tomato with the color on her face.

"Did Hibari …?"

Chrome shook her head fast and her hair shook with her action. Her blush darkened and looked at the other (unconscious) mist guardian. "He…He…H-He…" she swallowed hard and stammered as she gazed at Mukuro, "Ki… K-Ki… Ki –"

Tsuna's palm met his face again. She saw it. At that moment he knew this girl in front of him wouldn't be normal anymore. "It's alright, Chrome. Hibari… He does that when he's drunk. It's perfectly normal! He even did it to me once –"

"B-Bossu was…you…b-by Hibari-san…?" at this moment Tsuna thought all of Chrome's blood had travelled to her face and she would burst like a balloon any minute now.

"That didn't help at all, did it…?" Tsuna murmured as he inwardly cursed himself.

"TENTH!"

The three turned their heads as Gokudera called loudly, making everyone stop in their tracks, even Hibari.

"Something extreme is telling me that what octopus head just did was a bad idea…"

The drunk cloud guardian unsteadily focused his eyes at the three (Tsuna, Ryohei and Chrome) and they stared right back at him.

"You…herbivores… what are you doing… crowding in that corner?" he pointed at them, his face tinted with pink. His suit was torn and his undershirt was unbuttoned.

"Ah…haha…" Tsuna scratched his head. This is going to be tough.

"I'll… Bite you…" Hibari didn't even finish his catchphrase and charged at them.

Ryohei and Chrome dashed off in the same direction while Tsuna ran in the opposite way.

Unfortunately, Tsuna was the one Hibari chased.

"Tenth!" Gokudera called out and chased after Hibari, aiming his flame arrow at the cloud guardian.

"W-Wait!" Decimo shouted at the top of his lungs and kept running. "Don't shoot!"

"But tenth!" his storm reasoned and still chased Hibari.

"I can handle it."

Sky flames came surging from the Vongola boss and made Gokudera stop and back off a little, as he got blinded by the sudden outburst of flames.

Hibari halted and jumped a few paces away from Tsuna and assumed his usual fighting stance.

"We're too old to play tag aren't we, Kyoya?" now in his hyper dying will mode, Tsuna loosened his tie and began walking toward Hibari.

"Hmph." His cloud smirked. "I couldn't agree more."

And within a blink of an eye, sky and cloud flames clashed with each other, making a wave that silenced all.

"Tenth!"

"Tsuna!"

"Bossu!"

"EXTREME!"

Another shockwave came and then they saw Tsuna standing there amongst the broken concrete floor, and there was something very wrong from what they saw.

Gokudera never thought (and he hoped he never would) he'd see this sight again.

Hibari had kissed his boss. Again.

"Hmmfh," Tsuna's orange eyes widened in alarm as he drowned in his cloud's lips. He tried to push him away, but Hibari clearly had the upper hand.

"I…I think we should do something," Yamamoto blinked at the scene, and then looked at his fellow guardians.

They looked at him (with the exception of Chrome) and shot him an 'I know' glance and dashed off to rescue Tsuna from Hibari's obvious sexual harassment, but surprisingly the cloud guardian collapsed.

Decimo caught him and the once hysterical Hibari lay peacefully in his arms.

"Did he…faint?" Yamamoto peered at the unconscious guardian.

"Yeah, he's probably exhausted from releasing too much flames." the flame on Tsuna's forehead extinguished.

"Tch, how dare he lay his lips on the tenth!" Gokudera accused loudly and angrily.

Tsuna can't help to smile at his right hand man's statement. 'Don't shout it out loud; it's making me more embarrassed than I already am.'

And then, they heard a thump sound. They turned their heads to where the sound came from.

Chrome had fainted now, and a stream of red liquid was streaming from her nose.

Another sigh escaped Tsuna's lips. He knew from that moment on, another soul had joined the yaoi community.

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"So? Who did it?" Tsuna crossed his arms and a little frown escaped his lips. "I clearly remember that I ordered everybody not to let Hibari-san drink any alcoholic beverages." He held the empty bottle of wine and looked at his guardians.

Lambo (who was now awake) looked to his right where Yamamoto sat.

Yamamoto glanced to his right too, where Gokudera silently stood.

Gokudera glared at the person at his right.

"Sorry," Ryohei scratched his head. "I extremely forgot about that."

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Six makes the Sky. Without them, he is nothing.

With all the chaos the sky holds, sometimes all he needs is the sun's cheery light to break him off from the monotony.

~Fin~

A/N: AGH! I feel terrible. Please leave me a review. I don't care if it's flames, I'll appreciate it if its criticism, and I'll glomp you if it's praise. Thanks for reading!