Disclaimer: The usual... Naruto characters not mine... And stuff. Oh, and Shot Down In Flames Is By AC/DC... NOT me.

Sorry it took so long!! Moving houses and everything!! But here's the next chapter~!!

Enjoy

"Deidara, can you please stay after class?" Sasori's voice rang through the classroom. Deidara glanced up from his work and nodded before going back to his book. English was actually enjoyable. He had gotten over Sasori being his teacher about five minutes ago (this is near the end of the class), and had guessed that he would call him up at some point in the lesson to explain.

"Sasori! Explain what the hell is going on before my head explodes!"
"Well, Deidara, you wouldn't even know about it if it wasn't for that stupid leader..."
"Hmmm?"
"Well, I've been working here for the past two years. Pein-sama didn't give me enough funding to satisfy me, and I've always wanted to teach... So... If you didn't come here then it would remain a secret. But Deidara?"
"Yeah?"
"Please don't tell Pein!" Sasori bowed his head, pleading. taken aback by the weird nature that Sasori had suddenly posessed, Deidara agreed. Suddenly realising what he was doing, Sasori brought his head up and regained his composure, a little embarrased by his actions.
"Well, uh... I guess I'm going back to the dorms now. See you later Sasori-sama..."
"It's Sasori-SENSEI," he stressed back as the blonde walked out of the room.

"Hey! Deidara-san! I didn't know you board!" A voice came from behind him. spinning around, Deidara came face to face with a grinning Kiba.
"Oh hi... I didn't know you did either," Deidara walked over to his friend.
"We do too!" The farmiliar voice of Temari greeted his ears, and a grunt of agreement showed that Sasuke was there too. Deidara inwardly rolled his eyes, not them! Nonetheless he put on a face and smiled at the two.
"We're gonna have the best time!" Temari squealed, eyes lighting up. Behind her, Sasuke shook his head, telling Deidara that, clearly, he was in for hell.
"I can't wait," he drawled sarcastically, to be hit over the head by the blonde girl. He could tell already that Sasuke was telling the truth, he would come out of this a tortured man, if he survived at all.

"Okay, everyone ready for maths~??" Deidara's sensei was met with a mumble. His face fell. "Well, ready or not, this is a maths class. And so, you have to be ready!" The sensei dropped the text books onto everyone's desks, forgetting Deidara. When he walked up to the front, he turned and glared into the blonde's blue eyes. "Deidara! Where's your text book!"
"I uh... You didn't hand it to me..." He looked back, confused.
"Well get up and GET IT!!"
"Okay okay, sheesh." when Deidara sat back down, he heared a snicker from his right.
"Shuddup Kiba. It's not my fault!" Deidara shot back quietly.
"You have an enemy!" Kiba grinned happily, then turned to the girl infront of him.
"Oi! Hinata!" He threw some paper at the girl. She turned, grey eyes questioning.
"Wanna go to the dance in a few weeks?"
"I-I uh... Sorry Kiba, I already p-planned to go w-with someone..." She whispered back, before hurridly turning back to her work. Kiba opened and closed his mouth several times. Deidara started humming the tune to 'Shot Down In Flames'.
"Shut up!"
"Payback," a grinning Deidara replied, satisfied.
"DEIDARA! DO NOT TALK!"
Deidara, not expecting the outburst of his sensei, fell off his chair in shock, causing Kiba to laugh uncontrollably.
"Get off the floor and do your work! Or you will get a zero for the day!"
"Y-Yes Sensei..." As he stood, thirty eyes followed him and he felt a strong heat grow on his face. Sitting down, he focused on his work, trying to ignore the constant snickering coming from his brunette friend.

"And then he fell off the chair!"
"Kiba! Do you have to tell everyone?" Deidara questioned as the group exploded into laughter.
"Deidara, looks like your maths teacher doesn't like you... What did you do?" Neji questioned, his grey eyes boring into the blonde, as if he was trying to look THROUGH him.
"Uh, I don-"
"He didn't greet the class yesterday! You're so silly Deidara-kun!"
"Jiraiya-Sensei's like that," Sasuke agreed.
"Thanks for the warning.. A bit late though!"
"Dei-kun, the dance is coming up soon... Who you going with?" Temari grinned, smoothly changing the subject.
"Uh, no one..."
"But you have to go with someone! It's custom Dei, don't you know anything?"
"I think I'll just skip custom. I mean, this is only my second day here..."
"I'll go with you if I must... Even if you do look like a girl!"
"Thanks Temari, but I think I'll keep my options op- I DON'T LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!"
Temari giggled and ran away, an angry Deidara in hot pursuit.

Day two of school and he was already fitting right in.

And that's the end... So far.

Sorry it's so short. I'll aim for a longer one next time.

If I can get the computer.

Thanks for reading!! Appreciate it!!