Sorry it took me a while to update this, I was kinda busy on my deviant art. I only had time most of the dares so sorry if I didn't put them all. Enjoy
Chapter 3
Cat walks back on stage, people cheer and boys wolf whistle.
Cat: Ok guys we're back so if our darers would like to…(Sasuke walks on stage, people cheer) Sasuke what are you doing?
(Linken Park music starts playing)
Sasuke: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL! (He drops the mike and walks off the stage, while fan girls scream)
Cat: 0.0 Ok….Ladies and Gentlemen, Sasuke AKA the chicken ass head!
(Audience laugh and cheer)
Cat: Now If GG would like to enter the stage
GG walks on with her three cats, her fans scream and cheer
Cat: So who do you need GG?
GG: I need Sakura, Tobi, and Sasuke!
They all enter stage and people cheer for them. While someone throws a ball at Sasuke and Sakura.
Cat: Who did that?!
Random Guy: I DID!
Cat: YES! Right on! (Runs into the audience all the way to Random guy and hive fives him)
GG: Right Sakura show everyone your real hair colour!
Sakura: No way!
Fridgesan: (Appears) YES YOU WILL! (Fan girls scream)
Sakura: 0.0 (Shows her Orange hair)
Audience: WHOA!
GG: Now Tobi if you would like to auction Sasuke's clothes to his fan girls, that would be lovely
Sasuke: WHAT!
(Fan girls scream)
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! (Fan girls scream) Who will buy his shirt?!
(later Sasuke is only in his underwear)
Tobi: Who will take his UNDERWEAR!
All fan girls scream
Girl: I WILL I WILL!
Tobi rips off Sasuke's underwear and throws it to the girl
Sasuke: (BLUSHES as all fan girls scream)
GG: Now Sasuke shout that you love your fan girls even more than your tomatoes
Sasuke: 0.0 No!
GG: (Grabs a axe) Yes!
Sasuke: I LOVE YOU ALL EVEN MORE THAN MY TOMATOES!!!
(fan girls scream and pass out)
GG: Now my little pretties! ATTACK!
Her kittens attack Sasuke
GG: SEE YA EVERYONE! (audience scream and cheer as GG walks back stage)
Cat: Ok now if Akane would like to take the stage!
Audience clap and cheer as Akane comes on
Akane: Hi
Cat: So Akane who do you need?
Akane: (gives a list to Cat)
Cat: Whoa! Ok hang on (Runs back stage, then runs back dragging all the guys on the list) Right your up Akane
Akane: Thank you now Kisame, would you pwease kick Orochimaru of the cliff of doom?
Kisame: My pleasure! But er…where is it?
Cat: Don't worry (Pulls a lever and a hole is formed on ground which has the cliff of doom)
Audience claps
Kisame: Right then (He kicks Orochimaru off the cliff)
Audience scream, laugh and cheer
Akane: Yay! Now Itachi…your hot!
Itachi: um…thanks
Akane: Your welcome, just thought you would like to know that. Now (Glomps Kabuto) can you kick Orochimaru off of the cliff too?
Kabuto: um…ok…
(Orochimaru just gets back up and Kabuto kicks him down again)
Audience laugh
Akane: Tobi be a bad boy and say (whispers in his ear)
Tobi: Ok …TOBI IS A -censored- GOOD BOY!!!!! (and strips, then runs off stage, with fan girls screaming)
Akane: And now Konan glomp Pein
Konan: I like this one (Glomps Pein and nearly sends them both flying)
Audience and fan girls scream and cheer.
Akane: That's me done see ya (walks off while the audience cheer and clap)
Cat: Thanks Akane, but unfortunately we have just received word from Speakers guy that Orochimaru has damaged our cliff of doom/ Pit of death/ whatever you wanna call it. So we need that fixed, anyway Angel your up!
Audience cheers and fans scream as Angel appears in a flurry of crimson and black cherry blossoms
Angel: Hi guys
Cat: So Angel who do ya need?
Angel: I need Ino, Sasuke, Sakura, Temari Tobi and Gaara.
Cat: Ok Will those guys COME ON OUT!
Audience cheer as they enter the stage
Angel: Ok now Ino, Sakura, Temari and Sasuke. Get in this killer bee bubble NOW!
They panic and run inside, then scream. Shouting " GET THEM OFF! AAH!"
The audience laugh. As Sasuke runs out and traps the others inside.
Angel: Now Tobi torture Sasuke by making him watch you torture a tomato (Dramatic music plays)
Cat: Thanks Speaker guy
Speakers guy: No prob!
A desk and two chairs randomly appear, Sasuke is tied to one chair and Tobi is in a suit on the other side of the table. (Audience laughs)
Tobi: Now Sasuke…lets begin…(he places a Tomato on the table, then pulls out a small knife, he then gently starts carving the edge of the tomato, this is strangely making Sasuke sweat, he then starts digging the knife deeper into the tomato)
Sasuke: STOP! Leave the poor tomato alone!
Tobi: hmm….Nope! (He smashes the tomato with his fist)
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Audience laugh and some people go aww
Angel: And now Gaara put this on.
Gaara: What is it?
Angel: Just do it!
Gaara: (he puts on a panda suit)
Fan girls scream
Angel: Now hug people
Gaara: Ok (runs back stage and all that can be heard is screams where Gaara is hugging people, the audience laugh as they watch Itachi bring Gaara out)
Itachi: and stay here! Hi babe (Kisses Angel)
Angel: Hi Itachi ,Well that's me done later guys
The audience cheer and scream.
Cat: Thanks Angel now Shkmaru15 your up!
Audience cheer and fan girls scream as shkmaru15 enters stage
Shkmaru15: Hi
Cat: Hey, So Shkmaru who do you need?
Shkmaru15: Well just Sasuke and NARUTO AND HINATA!
Fan girls scream
Cat: Ok Sasuke Naruto and Hinata COME ON OUT!
They come out and the audience are cheering
Shkmaru15: Ok Naruto and Hinata closets over there (points to the random closet)
Naruto: Say no more! (they run into closet)
Shkmaru15: Now Sasuke you have to repair the pit of death!
Sasuke: WHAT! No way!
Fridgesan: Oh yes you are! (holds up his m4-carbine)
Sasuke: 0.0 Ok then (starts fixing it)
A while later…
Sasuke: Done…
Shkmaru15: Good now throw yourself in, with Sakura
Fridgesan: I'll get her! (Goes back stage and pulls her out the her hair)
The audience laughs
Sasuke: (Holds Sakura, now Sakura being stupid snogs Sasuke. Which leads them both falling in anyway)
Naruto and Hinata come out of the closet and kiss
Fan girls scream
Shkmaru15: (Dressed up like a priest and standing behind a small desk like thing) Now we are gathered here today to honour these two PERFECT lovers in holy matrimony. But enough with that Naruto do you take Hinata to be your wife, say yes!
Naruto: I do
Shkmaru15: Yeah you do! And ahem Hinata do you take Naruto to be your husband?
Hinata: Hell yeah! (makes out with Naruto)
Shkamaru15: And now seeing as I have no idea what I'm saying…I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride…(they are still making out) Ok you have that part taken care of so see ya everybody!
fan girls scream as he leaves the stage
Cat: Well everyone wasn't that fun? We're gonna take a break now, but in your reviews don't put dares put what song you wanna sing and who you wanna sing it with. See ya!
Audience cheer