Chapter 3:
Today we had a mishin to go to. After getting up from my koffin, I put on a long dress with tears at da collar so it showed my bobs. It waz ripped at de ends too. It was covered in de lace like a korsit, ecxept it was a dress. I was wearing some 2 2/3 ink heels wit da fangz on them. My arms and legs were covered in black and pink fooshnets. My ears were peerced sex tims, each percing was a bat. I kurled my hair so it was bouncie and sexey. i put an white fondation with red eyeliner, and some black lopstik. I poot a little blush to finish da look. Oh, and de heels had de 666 on them (geit cus im a stanist? Lol)
Kakabey-sanshu took me, Snarkara, Fleng, and Stuton to Da villege hidden in Da sund. We went with teem farteen which konsisted of my bfff Widwo, Vaktor, nd D'arbo. they also de vamprs
"Koonboo-sunsey? Whart we doing in de vilage sand?" Stinka (getit cas Skakra stiNKs lool) asked.
Kanbashi obviosly was being da posture. He was wearing da black clook wit a red beeny and some A Doo to Member shoez. What de kinfomrst. Only da vapirs liek a Doot to September. He also painted his hair tops black. So his hair was sliver and blak now.
"Kasushi yar such de proop!" I yelled. Sbapin and Saskeu agrad.
"IM NUT DE PROP IM DE VAMPIK. YOUR JUST JELZ BECAUSE IM DE REEEEEEL VOMPEN AND YOURE NUT" Kakabashin exbinded. "anyway, were going to get da changoraki: da too taled beest named Goora. He gat de shoekanku. We want him to b on our side so he wnot attack us like de last tim. But Areoochimootu might get tu him farst bcause he a pedo bun."
"GASH DAT PEDU SO GRASS. HE DA WURST." Said Sinka. She was just trying to b de posr. She dintn no what she wuz taking ABOOot.
"SHADDAP, SErkNA!" Nootu yelled. "YOUR SUCH A CHRISTIN."
"I no rite" I konformed. I jest wanted to go to da Elevenesince concert, not b with da conformerst.
Sudinlee… WE GUT TO DE VELLIG HADDEN IN DE SOOND. We got to Gonta, de tan telled best. Omgee
He WAS SO HOT N STUFF. HE LOOked just lik Burnto Moose(AN: Butter Marks is de best sanger ever, especially wit his song Fartget Yu, even tho he nut de vompire or even du goth. If he was da vompre he'd be de best x2), only he was hotter, suxier, and vmapoonier. He was da sex bob-omb. I almost had a sploshin in my averiez, but nut rally cuz if that happened id be dead, but not rally cuz vmoopins dnot dye lol
He was signing in de tree of de pank. He even ASUNDED like Bunto Mons! Soddenly, Fing looked jealous. Whats de mutter I asked.
"your not going to liek me if that Goorno gey or whatever signs butter than I do" he respanded.
"im sarry yu sing sexaH TOO, Fungus." I sewed.
"I loov you, Lumpa" Soosken relucanted. Whatever I said we gots de missin to do.
"hey Goofa! Thats your neme, rite? We here 2 take you with us" I said
"omGEE yu caNOT do that Larna! We gots to confonse him first!" Window yoold. Gaarnda looked me up and doon laik de sick pervo bet he was sexy.
"okey ill come bcas there's de hot chill" Gooran sed. He was so hot, and didn't I mention sooxy?
It was later now, and Soonsack, Window, Serkera, Stoon/Nunto, D'ablin, nd Vooctem, Kobashi everybody but me and Gurnta went home.
"soo tell me aboot yourself. Other then da fact that yoar wearing a blook Pinkin at de Desk! Tshat with tit ass leather pants, a black spooky choker, red hilites in your red hare, and manster boots." I asked Gaabla. He hindered me all de drugs like pot nd cruck. Dats right. We de poot heads.
"well, im de goof in case you couldnt tell"
"you de vampil!?" I gasped. "ME Too! We have so much in common!" I scrammed.
"you a verlin?" he asked. I said nah. Not since yusterday. lol