Dear Bella,
I first sent this letter to Charlie. He sent it back to me saying you moved in with the Cullen's. So I rewrote it, this is the new and improved version.
I must say Bella; I'm very disappointed in you. Moving in with the Cullen's? Leaving me in the dust! I also have to say I'm mad and astonished. Soon you'll be getting married to him. Then you send me an invitation. Do you really think I would enjoy watching you make the worst mistake of your life? How cruel. Well you know what? You can marry your little bloodsucking boyfriend! I don't care. Because I've imprinted, yep, her name is Ivy! And guess what? She's already a werewolf! I don't have to change her to be with her!!
So in conclusion, I don't ever want to see you again, Bloodsucker or not! Better yet, I hope your bloodsucker and you (soon to be) go and die!
You can expect to see me at the wedding, but I won't be there to watch you. I'll cause more destruction then you can handle!!
Love,
Jacob Black
Xoxoxo
P.S. Did I mention I never wish to see your face again? Well I don't!!
I looked up from the letter, astonished. Then got up, for a search, a search Edward, and for a crowbar. I will not have anyone messing up my wedding.
I know that Jacob would never say those things to Bella, but it would be awesome if he did!