"Wanna make out, Johnny?" Anne Maria asked.
"Anything for you, Baby Cakes." Johnny smiled.
The two then made out passionately.
"I hope we see my friend Charlotte." Cindy smiled.
"Charlotte?" Maxwell looked to his girlfriend.
"When I was very young, I made friends with a French girl named Charlotte, she's so sweet and pretty..." Cindy smiled in memory.
"Hey, that's funny," Arnold smiled, looking down to Cindy. "I have a pen pal in France named Cecile."
"Small world!" Cindy beamed.
"Gah!" Maxwell yelped at the football-headed boy. "Arnold, where did you come from?! You were in the back the last time I checked."
"Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear." Arnold said to them.
"That's new." Cindy deadpanned with a smirk.
"Do you wanna go steady with Dash Baxter: The Quarterback?" Dash tried to swoon over Justine.
"You are positively primeval." Justine muttered.
"Why, thank you." Dash grinned.
"Ugh..." Justine rolled her eyes.
"Actually, that was an insult," Becky cut in. "Primeval means someone who is primitive and not quite smart and uses brawn over brains."
"Did you guys hear that ding that I just heard?" Kevin spoke up.
"What're you talking about?" Nazz asked her boyfriend.
"That noise!" Kevin insisted. "Didn't you hear it!?"
"I didn't hear anything." Elmyra frowned.
"The only thing Nazz can hear is a high-pitched dog whistle." Abby smirked.
"STUFF IT, NELSON!" Nazz scowled.
"It's not like you have a boyfriend or anything." Dash said to Justine.
"I'm in a relationship." Justine replied.
"With who?" Dash asked.
Justine pointed to a sleeping Jo.
"You're dating Jo Elliot!?" Dash looked at her.
"YEAH, got a problem with that!?" Justine narrowed her eyes, looking into his eyes as her eyes turned as red and fiery as molten lava.
Dash looked frightened. "No, of course not... Uhh... But Kwan does!"
"What?" Kwan asked.
"I can take her on while she's asleep." Dash said before hovering over the jockette.
Jo punched Dash in her sleep and even kicked him.
Dash groaned. "How did she do that!?"
"Oh, you didn't know?" Justine smirked. "Jo sleep fights if she senses me in danger."
"No way, really?" Kwan asked before hovering over Jo as well.
Jo grabbed Kwan by the throat and bashed him against the wall, kicked him between his legs, and slapped him in the face, knocking him down next to Dash.
"That pretty girl was right, Dash..." Kwan mumbled next to his friend.
"I'll do worse if you come near me again." Jo threatened in a demonic voice.
"Is Jo going through puberty?" Dash asked.
"I don't wanna know." Kwan whimpered.
*Commercial Break*
*After Commercials*
The plane landed and they were all now next to the Eiffel Tower and there was a Don box in front of the runway.
"As the teams arrived in Paris, France they have to get their first clue from the Don Box." Don told the viewers at home.
"What does the first clue say, Jade?" Scott asked.
Jade took the clue out and looked at it. Scott came to her side.
"It says-" Jade was about to read aloud, until suddenly, she got shoved by Josee.
"It's ours now, Rednecks." Josee scowled.
"Hey!" Jade and Scott yelled to her.
"Let's see 'Bonjour, I hope you are hungry for some cuisine, some are nice and some are mean'."
"I guess we have to go to a diner then." Jacques guessed.
"To the diner then!" Josee proposed.
*Confession Cam - The Country Teens*
"I can't believe that old sea hag did that to us." Scott growled.
"Now, now, we'll get even better than a buffalo against an unlucky hunter wearin' a red cape." Jade promised.
"I have no idea what you said, but I love it!" Scott smiled to her.
The two then kissed.
*End of Confession*
Eddy and Double D got their clue as Double D was reading it ...
"I know where it is, Eddy, follow me." Double D said.
"Hang on a sec, Sockhead..." Eddy grinned as he came to two girls, one had shiny blonde hair and the other had long brunette hair, both wore berets and seemed to wear dark blue suit-like dresses with red ties. "Hey, babes, goin' my way?"
The girls slapped him and walked off, really offended.
"You'll come back." Eddy mumbled.
"Come on, Eddy!" Double D pulled Eddy away, running with him.
"I know where the next clue is, follow me, Babe." Jo said as she sniffed out the first clue.
"Sure thing, handsome." Brit agreed.
"Beat it, stuffed shirt!" Jo glared at Brit.
Justine shoved Brit aside and followed Jo.
"Play hard to get, it just drives me more..." Brit laughed.
Tiff rolled her eyes. "I think I shoulda stayed home..."
"I got it, Bro," Abby said after she sniffed out the first clue like Jo did. "Just follow your little sister."
"Yeah, yeah..." Duncan rolled his eyes at that, but he did follow Abby.
Becky and Violet found the clue and they went to the nearest French diner.
"Come on, Kev, we-" Nazz spoke up.
"Oh, Mike~" Katie and Sadie giggled as they followed the tomboy.
*Confession Cam - The BFFFL*
"Oh, my gosh, Sadie, isn't Mike the hottest and sweetest guy we've ever met so far?" Katie beamed.
"I think Mike is loads better than Justine!" Sadie beamed.
"Oh, I can just picture those two fighting over who would love us even more!" Katie swooned.
"Mike or Justin?" Sadie hummed. "Hey, it would be better if they both had their shirts off."
"Ooh, after this season, we gotta do that if Justin shows up!" Katie suggested.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Sadie agreed.
*End of Confession*
The two girls were getting their clue, they didn't realize a car coming their way.
"Katie, Sadie, look out!" Mike gasped before pushing them out of the way.
Katie and Sadie gasped.
Mike glared at the car, then looked to the sweet girl and her best friend. "Are you guys okay?"
"Mike, you saved our lives!" Katie smiled.
"We're eternally grateful!" Sadie added.
"Oh, boy..." mike rolled her eyes.
*Confession Cam - The BFFFL*
"Oh, my gosh, Sadie, did you see that?" Katie squealed. "Mike saved our lives!"
"This is the best day ever!" Sadie squealed with Katie.
*End of Confession*
Steve and Elmyra were still stuck on the first clue.
"What do you think it means?" Elmyra asked.
"Something about cake?" Steve shrugged.
"So far, the Girlfriends are in the lead, and the Delinquent Siblings aren't far from them." Don narrated.
"Look, Jo, the Don Box is inside of the fancy restaurant." Justine said.
"Of course it is..." Jo rolled her eyes. "Had to be among the fruity people..."
Justine walked in the diner with Jo to get their next clue.
"Excuse moi, do you have a reservation?" the waiter asked.
"No, we-" Justine tried to explain.
"THEN GET OUT!" the waiter then growled.
"Look, buddy, we're just here to get our clue and then we're out of here!" Jo growled.
Cindy walked over, narrowing her eyes.
"What do you want?" the waiter glared to Cindy.
"Laissez-nous tranquilles, vous idiot, nous sommes sur une affaire importante, maintenant pousser au large ou nous allons vous faites!" Cindy growled at him in French.
The waiter looked at her and walked off slowly. "Excuse moi..."
"Ah, aller grimper la tour Eiffel!" Cindy rolled her eyes.
Maxwell then got the next clue for them as Cindy and Justine got the next clue for her and Jo.
"Thank you..." Cindy smiled, adjusting her glasses to read the next clue.
"So, what's it say?" Maxwell asked.
"Wanna read the next clue, Babe?" Jo asked.
"'We choose our destiny from our dream giver, now you must go beyond the French river'..." Justine read. "French river... What could that mean?"
Cindy shushed Maxwell and took his hands, knowing where to go.
"Where are we going?" Maxwell asked her.
"Shh!" Cindy shushed. "We're going to the French Riviera!"
"It's the French Riveria." Jo said as she heard them.
The others minus the Rich Dumbbells then got the second clue.
"I know what it is, Bart," Meg said to her boyfriend. "It's the French Riveria."
"Where is that?" Bart wondered.
"I've been to Paris before, trust me, I know where to go." Meg told him.
"I'd never distrust you." Bart smiled to her.
*Confession Cam - The Odd Couple*
"So, my family are the most stupidest people in Quahog, minus me, Brian, and Stewie, but they always caused trouble, especially my dad." Meg said.
"I just wonder how your brother Chris gets dressed in the morning," Bart rolled his eyes. "Not even Homer's that dumb!"
"At least he remembers how old you are and when your birthday is, hey, Mom, Dad, if you're watching this-" Meg said before flipping off the camera. "*bleep* you!"
"That's my girl." Bart laughed.
Meg hugged him then.
*End of Confession*
Dawn and Arnold were talking with a French poodle about how to get to the Riviera since they didn't know where it was.
"Hey, Josee, those two weirdos are talking to a poodle." Jacques pointed out about the moonchildren.
"Just shut up and run, maybe it'll slow them down!" Josee hissed.
"Merci, Monsieur." Dawn told the poodle.
"Come on, Dawn!" Arnold told his cousin.
"I'm coming!" Dawn called back.
*Confession Cam - The Moonchildren*
"My cousin and I are not normal people," Arnold said. "We have been gifted for we have the moonchild gene in our blood."
"My mother was a moonchild and she was even very close with the Crystal Gems," Dawn added. "Especially with Rose Quartz who is going to have her first and only child who will become the world's first gem human form."
"My mom didn't have it since it skipped a generation, so it was passed on to me." Arnold explained.
"I sensed that evil would be lurking when I read my tea leaves this morning." Dawn stated.
"Especilly from Josee, Connie, Brit, Nazz, and Kevin those, I sensed to be evil." Arnold nodded in agreement.
"Come on, Arnold, we better get to the next clue." Dawn urged.
*End of Confession*
"Cindy, I see the final Don Box!" Maxwell called out.
"Let's go, go, go!" Cindy urged then with a giggle, until she tripped and suddenly fell. "Augh!"
"You okay?" Maxwell came to her side and helped her up.
"I'll be fine..." Cindy reached into her pocket and took out her magic wand that was broken in half. "This was a birthday present!"
However, the wand glowed for a moment and went back into one piece.
"What the bang...?" Cindy mumbled.
Jo and Justine were running ahead of them. As were Danny and Jenny, Nazz and Kevin, Meg and Bart, Jacques and Josee, and Eddy and Double D.
"Hey, Justine, ready to go home?" Nazz mocked.
"Hey, Nazz, aren't you late for your entry in the Cruel Witch Contest?" Justine retorted.
"Take a bath!" Nazz pushed Justine into the river.
Kevin laughed with Nazz. Jo stopped running so she could help Justine out of the water.
"Sorry, guys!" Mike and June called as they ran past Jo and Justine.
"Vamonos, Miguel!" Maya called to her brother.
"Coming!" Miguel called back.
"They are so gonna pay." Jo growled.
"Who, the Spanish twins?" Justine asked in concern.
"No, the Evil Couple, follow me." Jo said before she then took Justine into the pit of darkness.
"Well, now we know who's going home." Nazz smirked.
Justine was nervous, but she trusted Jo enough to go with her.
"And on the first episode too!" Kevin laughed.
Tendrils then wrapped around the Evil Couple.
"Hey, what's going on!?" Nazz yelped.
"Slenderman!" Kevin gasped.
"You wish!" Jo's voice laughed.
"If it's not Slenderman, then who is it?!" Nazz asked.
"This is for Justine!" Jo's voice said.
"Come on out, I don't wanna have to hurt you!" Kevin threatened, but didn't sound very convincing.
"Like, yeah, put us down now!" Nazz demanded.
"No way!" Jo's voice laughed.
*Confession Cam - The Evil Couple*
"If that wasn't Slenderman, then who was it?!" Kevin asked.
"Ursula the Sea Witch?" Nazz shivered.
"But she lives underwater, remember?!" Kevin reminded her.
"I DON'T KNOW, KEVIN, YOU THINK OF SOMETHING!" Nazz yelped.
*End of Confession*
"Hey, Ice Nerds, the only medal you're getting is a silver medal because you suck!" Abby laughed as she looked at Josee and Jacques.
"More like a bronze!" Duncan added.
"How dare you!?" Jacques scowled.
"The only silver I see is in your guys's hair!" Abby laughed.
"At least we'll win medals and the only way you'd get any is if you stole them from our cold, dead hands!" Josee growled.
"Hey, at least we don't cheat our way like you guys do." Abby retorted.
Dee Dee laughed as she rode on Ed's shoulders. "Hi, old people!" she then waved to Josee and Jacques.
"OLD!?" Josee and Jacques both got angry then.
"Hey, it's true, I see gray hair on your heads." Abby smirked.
Jacques and Josee growled.
"Who gets angrier worse at that?" Abby smirked to her brother. "Them, Dad, or Uncle Jeremy?"
"All of the above." Duncan laughed.
*Confession Cam - The Delinquent Siblings*
"Yeah, me and Abby always getting into trouble, pranking people, getting sent to juvey..." Duncan listed.
"It's worth it." Abby smirked.
*End of Confession*
"Careful, Ice Nerds, you don't want wrinkles on your face right away." Duncan laughed.
"That's it, they DIE!" Josee proclaimed.
"You gotta catch us first!" Abby stuck her tongue out. "Meep Meep!"
The Delinquent Siblings ran away Roadrunner style.
"What just happened?" Josee muttered.
"We got served..." Jacques muttered back.
"PICK UP THE PACE, JACQUES!" Josee yelled.
"Looks like the Ice Dancers and the Delinquent Siblings are going to be this season's lead competitors." Don chuckled. "This just got interesting."