Disclaimer: Kato Kazue/kazurok owns Ao no Exorcist
A/N: Thank you again for your kind reviews, dear readers. This chapter is short but I will update the next chapter tomorrow to make up for it.

I'm quite fond of mentioning how life is a bitch. Now Yukio had really turned into a girl! Let's say bye to Fukuyama Jun and welcome Kawasumi Ayako! Or probably Inoue Marina! I know, I know, I should just shut up.

But seriously, Inoue Marina can do.

(3) Once again, life is a bitch. And right now, you're one.

Shura was having fun watching the scene in front of her unfold. She knew very well she wasn't supposed to be having fun when her comrades were in problem, especially when the said comrades were her mentor's sons and her pupil. Oh wait, let her rephrase that, especially when the said comrades were here mentor's son and daughter.

She was so having fun.

The moment she landed her eyes upon Yukio's prone form, the red haired inspector had sensed something was wrong. Correction, she had sensed lots of things were wrong. To be honest, she also felt worry and fear creeping up her spines. However, those feelings were quickly replaced with curiosity when she noticed Yukio's seemingly slender shoulders.

Then Yukio made a strange noise with her throat. She swore it sounded like girl, not Yukio. The voice he made was probably intangible but it was enough for her to sense how the pitch was lighter than usual.

Shura let out a quiet gasp when Rin cradled Yukio in his arms. She saw a pair of long slender legs that could almost sent her to envy, almost. Her gaze inspected Yukio's whole body and felt herself feeling cold. Feeling cold and strangely excited.

She never heard of a demon that was capable of turning human's gender but she recalled hearing a similar thing. There was once a case when a man was turned into a woman. However, the case was so rare and mostly unheard of. Actually, there was never an official report saying such phenomenon ever occurred.

Could it be that she was seeing the said rare phenomenon in front of her?

When Rin's hand shot to Yukio's pants, Shura masked her excited squeal with scandalous gasp. She immediately knew what Rin was trying to do and felt even more giddy when she noticed how the twin's faces went pale.

Rin and Yukio then began parroting themselves, which slightly annoyed her, so she decided she'd stop their dumb act by letting out her signature nyahaha-laugh. They quickly turned to her, the red haired almost felt sorry for her, they actually looked so lost.

She plopped down on the bed, feeling the twins' gazes followed her every act. She glared heatedly at Yukio's now long, perfect, legs before shifting her gaze up Yukio's newly growing breasts. At least her assets were bigger, she actually felt smug about it.

"Shura?" Rin asked, voice slightly shaking. He was trying his hard to put things together. He was glad that nothing terribly bad happened to Yukio, but he wasn't sure whether Yukio turning into a girl was a terribly bad thing or not. It all felt so surreal and confusing.

"Well, well, it seems like our scaredy-cat four eyes had turned into scaredy-kitten four eyes," she mused, crossing her legs.

Yukio shot her a glare that would have been more lethal if she was not being confused and lost at the time. Shura mentally praised her for not losing those sharp gazes.

"Shura, please, I don't think this is a time to joke, " Rin said again, there was a hint of desperation in his voice. The red haired woman decided to give them some of her pity even though she knew none of them wanted it.

"Yeah, yeah, I know," she actually sounded serious so Yukio stopped sending her dead glares. "So, shoot, ask me anything though I doubt I have the answer that you wanted."

Rin's gaze flickered to Yukio for a brief second before turning back to Shura, "What, this, do you know what happened? What is this?"

"We can perfectly see that this scaredy-cat four eyes had turned into scaredy-kitten four eyes, aka he had turned into a girl, " She noticed how the twins body stiffened together, "that's what happened."

"It didn't answer my question," Rin growled, looking even more frustrated. Yukio looked like he, sorry, she was going to say something but Rin spoke again, "I mean, what happened that turned him into a girl?"

"That's more like the question you're actually meaning to ask," Shura grinned teasingly, "Sadly I can't answer you that, if anyone knew what happened and caused this, it was none other than scaredy-kitten four eyes."

The older Okumura looked at his brother, I'm sorry, sister, once again, he gave her a questioning look, "Yukio?"

Yukio looked down on her newly acquired body, she felt wonderfully sick and weird. She felt everything was wrong. Of course it was, Yukio was supposed to be a male, not female.

She could hardly believe it, if it wasn't for Rin's hand on her pants that confirmed that she was missing the most important organ that was the proof of masculinity, she wouldn't believe it either.

Speaking of Rin's hand on her pants, she had just realized that it was still there. Right on her pants above her, you know where.

Yukio immediately felt blood rushed to her face before she landed perfectly well-aimed uppercut on his brother's jaw, "Nii-san, you bloody pervert!"

Shura laughed out manically as Rin collapsed on Yukio's bed, unconscious. Again, She was having fun, a lot of it.