Lunch Mayhem
*Teitan High School*
'BRRRRIIINNNGGG' The school bell rang to signal the start of lunch. Students start preparing for their 40 minute lunch.
As soon as the bell rang though classroom 1-B fills with pink smoke. Some of the students charges out of the room to escape. When they got out their clothes were now very interesting mix of colors and patterns. Some of the students went to the restroom to clean the fashion disaster while the others just shrug it off.
Students that were in the hallway looks over to the commotion. The students that were left inside the classroom just took out their lunches and starts eating and chatting without a care of their current attire.
"YASUE!" a female voice roars in the halls. The students in front of the hallway scurries out of the way. When the door opens it slams against the wall making a crack, that made a couple of students jump.
A very, very mad Irene with blue and green polka-dots on her school clothes stomps out of the room, fists by her side, and teeth grinding.
She looks left and right to find the one responsible for the clothing catastrophe. Most of the students tries to avoid eye contact or ran away in fear.
Irene then runs in a random direction cursing the whole way. Most of the students deems that the halls were safe and came out of hiding as soon as Irene left and starts chatting as if nothing happened.
Tanaka-sensei has his head face down on his desk, banging his head once in a while.
"Why me? Why Kami? Did I really do something bad to deserve this?" he mutters.
"Deserve what Tanaka-sensei?" a voice asks.
When the teacher looks up he sees Yasue looking at him with a big smile and hands behind his head. He has seen that pose countless of times and gave him nightmares when he used to teach at Ekoda. He then shivers at the memory.
'Why am I cursed in teaching the spawn of the student that gave me hell.'
Tanaka-san then lifts his head and looks at the boy with a stern eye. "Nothing you should know about, so just go to lunch Kuroba." he says to him while waving his hand and pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Okay sensei!" Yasue chirps while saluting him.
Yasue then walks over to his desk and pulls out a bento box. He looks inside the box.
"Score! Fried chicken, thanks mom!" He closes the box then goes to the window with a big tree outside of it. He opens the window then jumps to one of the sturdy branches of the tree. Yasue then climbs down gracefully without spilling the contents of the box.
"Have a good lunch sensei!" Yasue hollers from below.
"Why doesn't that boy or his father ever just walk out the classroom like a normal, sane person?" Tanaka-sensei asks recalling his times with Kaito and how he did the exact same thing at Ekoda.
The students left in the room look over to the teacher, then the window and shrugs.
"YASUE!" a voice booms in the hallway.
Most of the students in classroom 1-D cringes at the voice except for Conan who was sleeping on his desk with his glasses hanging off his face. Some students rush in the room to avoid the storm that was coming.
Sakura just shakes her head and sighs. She then pulls out her lunch then walks over to Conan's desk. She starts trying to wake him up.
"Oi, Conan wake up its lunch." Sakura says while shaking him.
"Hmm, five more minutes please." Conan mutters while slapping away her hand. Sakura tries shaking him again a little harder. He slaps her hand away again and looks the other way.
Sakura lost her patience and a vein appears on her head. "AHO WAKE UP!" she yells in his ear while whacking Conan on the head, hard. That woke Conan up.
"OUCH!... Sakura what was that for? And you hit hard and I mean REALLY hard!" Conan exclaims while holding his head that has a good sized bump.
"That was for not waking up aho. Geez I swear ya sleep like my dad. Like a block of lead. I can never wake him and you up." Sakura replies with one hand on her hip, the other holding her lunch.
"Well you didn't need to hit me that hard." Conan complains while trying to nurse his bump. The other students look at them with curious eyes, and then continue with their lunch seeing it was just Sakura and Conan.
Then Conan takes off his glasses and places them into a case and places the case in his desk. Sakura was about retort something when the classroom door suddenly opens.
Irene was at the door panting hard, hands on her knees. Irene looks around the classroom and spots her brother and best friend Sakura.
"Hey Sakura, Conan have you seen Yasue around?" Irene asked between pants. Sakura and Conan looks at each other then back to Irene and silence reigns for about ten seconds.
"Well?" Irene asks them again. Then they burst out laughing. Some of the other students in the room starts snickering.
"What's so funny?" Irene asks becoming irritated.
Sakura tries to say something but couldn't stop laughing and she had tears in her eyes. Conan stops for a while then points to Irene's clothes then starts laughing again. Irene looks at her clothing and saw her clothes still had the blue and green polka-dots on them.
Irene starts fuming and goes to her brother. She grabs him by the collar and Conan stops laughing immediately when he got grabbed. He gulps then looks to Sakura who was trying to wipe the tears out of her eyes.
"Conan I asked where is Yasue not your opinion on my attire. Now have you seen him?" Irene asks while shaking him back and forth. Sakura and the other students then hears a couple of taps on the window and looks.
"Umm Irene?" Sakura asked while poking Irene on the shoulder. Irene stops shaking Conan who was now very dizzy.
"Yea Sakura?" Irene asked while looking in the direction Sakura was pointing.
Conan got out of his sister's death grip and looks in the direction of where they were looking. There they saw Yasue outside waving at them hanging upside down by a rope.
Yasue smiles wide at them. Then he points towards the roof and disappears in a puff of smoke.
Irene got really mad and starts fuming and clenching her fists. She turns red and yells "YASUE YOU ASS!" She then runs out the classroom most likely heading towards the roof.
Sakura and Conan look at each other and sighs. "To the roof then?" Conan asks while straightening his clothes.
"To the roof." Sakura replies with a curt nod. They grab their lunches and head towards the roof.
When Conan and Sakura got to the roof they saw Yasue flipping around laughing and Irene throwing fists everywhere.
"Yasue hold still so I could punch you." Irene yells.
Conan then walks around the chase and sits beside the railing overlooking the school. "Nuh uh. If I do you will hit me. And you hit hard woman!" Yasue said while dodging another fist.
"That's the point you baka!" Irene says.
After a couple of minutes of Yasue and Irene arguing and chasing, Sakura went in-between Irene and Yasue. "Alright that's enough we should eat now it is lunchtime."
Both Irene and Yasue's stomachs growls. They both blush when they heard Conan start snickering.
Irene sighs and says "Alright but first Yasue change my clothes back to its original color."
They all sit down with Irene next to Conan with Sakura and Yasue across them. Then there was a puff of pink smoke. When the smoke cleared Irene's clothes were back to normal.
"Conan can I have some of your lunch, I forgot mine." Irene asks. Conan looks over with an annoyed look and pulls his lunch away from her.
"Come on you forget every day. Sheesh. You're the older one you should be more responsible."
"Well I could have brought it if it weren't for that argument today Conan." Irene says. Then she glares at Conan. Then she tries to grab his lunch.
"You started it!" Conan yells while trying to keep Irene away.
"No way! It's your fault! You shouldn't have left your homework there in the first place!" Irene retorts with a finger in his face.
"You weren't supposed to be looking at it in the first place!" Conan replies and tries to bite her finger which Irene pulls away from in time.
In the meantime Yasue swipes a bit of Conan's food and Sakura sighs. She places her food down and leaves.
As Yasue munches away on his and Conan's food, Conan and Irene continue bickering. Then Conan looks to his food and saw Yasue's chopstick about to grab his food.
"Yasue don't eat my food!" Conan said to the snickering Yasue.
"You've got to admit, your mom has always been an excellent cook you know. I can't resist." Yasue said while trying to grab Conan's food which Conan pulls away from him.
"Hell no, Yasue you're not getting any." Conan said. Then Conan's bento gets snatched away by Irene who starts eating.
"Irene that's my food!" Conan exclaims.
"I'm hungry." Irene says with a stuffed mouth.
Sakura comes back with a wooden katana. She saw Conan and Irene chasing Yasue who was laughing and eating out of Conan's bento box.
"STOP!" Sakura yells. Yasue, Conan, and Irene stops and saw Sakura holding the katana looking very pissed and slowly walking towards them.
Conan backs away but also grabs his lunch from a paralyzed Yasue. Yasue got scared and disappears in a puff of pink smoke.
Irene grabs Conan's bento box and sits down. Conan gave up then sat down next to his sister and starts eating his lunch with her. Sakura, satisfied with the noise level, sits down and starts eating.
"Hey where's Yasue?" Conan asks while looking around. Sakura and Irene shrugs then continue eating. Conan sighs and continues eating his lunch.
'Dang Sakura sure is scary when she is pissed.' was Conan's last thought.
*Detective Agency*
Shinichi was working at his desk when the clock rang. Heiji just left a while ago when Teitan Elementary called to tell him Toichi had a fever. He and Heiji got the agency from Mouri Kogoro when he decided to move in with his wife and start helping her.
He looks to the clock to see it was 12:00. 'Better eat lunch now or Ran will kill me for over working.'
He went to the kitchen of the detective agency. He opens the fridge and pulls out a bento. He then goes to the microwave and heats up his lunch and waits beside the microwave. Then he hears a knock at the door.
He goes to the door and opens it to see nothing. Because of his experience from being Conan he looks down and sees a white envelope. He picks it up and looks at it.
On the front it was blank with a stamp of a crow in the corner; on the back was a seal with the same black crow. Shinichi raises his eyebrow at this. He walks back inside the agency.
He went to his desk and looks over the envelope. He deems that the envelope wasn't dangerous so he opens it carefully. There was a white card with computerized writing and a crow stamp in the corner on one side.
'Dear Silver Bullets,
It has been a long time since the fall of the crows but we will rise from the shadows once again. We will go back to the time we were everywhere but nowhere. It will truly be a blast to the past.'
Shinichi's eyes widen at the note's contents and drop the card. He then starts to get paranoid.
The microwave's beeps started resonating throughout the agency and Shinichi jumps at the noise but realizing it was the microwave he calms down.
He looks outside to see if there were any suspicious characters. All he saw were a couple of cars and people passing by.
He then goes to the door and places a closed sign on the door. Then he locks it. He checks the building for anything foreign. He picks up the card from the floor and places it inside the envelope again and places it in a plastic that was in his desk.
When he felt it was safe he went to his desk and picks up his phone started calling someone. He waited for a few minutes until someone picked up.
"Hello?" said a grumpy voice on the other end.
"Hattori. We have a problem."