Title: Wrong time, wrong place
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Characters: Ash, Dawn, Paul
A/N: R.I.P Jean Constantin
Dawn sighed softly when Ash came back to their camp with a long face and a disappointed look in his eyes.
"Ash, c'mon, don't be sad!" she tried to soothe him. "I know that you're mad about losing to Paul, but…" Dawn didn't get the chance to finish her sentence. An angry look scattered across Ash's features.
"Why is it always about Paul?" he said frustrated. He was sick of hearing nothing but Paul, Paul, Paul. Suddenly, the world started going around Paul, like a second sun. "He's just a stuck-up, prideful bastard who knows only to criticize people, even when they're right and he's…he's…"
His outburst of indignation died in his throat when he noticed that Dawn's eyes were no longer focused on him, staring at something above his shoulder.
"And he's right behind me, isn't he?" Ash asked, even more frustrated than before.
Dawn nodded slightly. "Yeap…"