Chapter 3: Proficiency in lying

Hinata awoke from her deep slumber to a rainy somber morning. It was cold as was usual for this time of the year. She wiped the slumber from her eyes and rose from the bed. A quick shower would suffice until she had more time. Right now she had to focus on her mission. She had two weeks to get information from the criminals. Her team had been chosen because every other team was currently away on missions or they had just returned from one. She turned off the hot water with a sigh. Extracting the information would not be easy and it would probably take the whole of the two weeks time. Unless she could find some sort of leverage this assignment would not be easy. She pulled her clothes on quickly and headed downstairs to meet with her teammates. They had agreed to meet at 8:00 am, and discuss strategies during breakfast.

She glanced around the nearly empty dining room of the hotel only to find her teammates had already grabbed their breakfast and started eating. Embarrassment flushed on her cheeks as she realized she was late to their meeting. Hiding her face she grabbed some food to nibble on and sat down with her team. To the left was Kiba and his dog Akimaru, to her right Shino. They were already discussing strategies. Kiba's idea was to take them out of the facility and beat them until they answered their questions. It seemed Shino had berated him for his idea, explaining it would create and opportunity for the criminals to escape. Hinata pondered this for a while and decided against Kiba's idea. Shino was right Kiba's idea was far to aggressive and would end in failure. Shino's idea wasn't much better. He wanted to pretend to be a fellow inmate and try to get them to talk by relating to them. Hinata hung her head sighing. It would be a long two weeks.

After breakfast the trio headed towards the base. They had all agreed that it would be best to use the basic good cop, bad cop routine. A scowl replaced the smirk on Kiba's lips, somehow he had been chosen to be the good cop this time around. Shino was going to be the bad cop and Hinata would be standing by watching and observing. The only thing left to be determined was the prisoner. After a long walk several arguments and five intense rounds of rock paper scissors they had decided Hidan would be the first one interrogated. Kiba and Shino rounded the corner nearing the interrogation room. In a matter of moments they would be faced to face with Hidan. They would have to try their best to extract information from him. With a deep intake of breath Kiba cleared his mind focusing only on the task ahead of him. He had been assigned the "good cop" whether he would follow his roll or not would be decided during the interrogation. Determination sparkled in his eyes, no matter what happened during the interrogation he would make this guy talk. Replacing his trademark cocky grin with a bored expression he walked through the door that Shino was holding open. Time to start the interrogation.

The sound of jingling keys was echoing throughout the hall along with loud lopsided foot steps. Gritting his teeth Hidan attempted to ignore the sounds that were now interrupting his morning ritual. Praying to his beloved Lord Jashin could not be interrupted by something so petty as an annoying guard. Yet somehow the sound was grating on his very last nerve as it grew closer seeming to stop no more than 2 feet away. After a moment the keys began to jingle again as if they were being used. Irritation piquing his interest he opened his eyes. The sight was somehow surprising. The guard for some reason was standing in front of Hidan's jail cell. The guard even went so far as to unlock his cell. A malicious smile played on Hidan's lips as he reveled in the thought of murdering this nuisance and using this as his way of escaping. Making a quick sweep of the room with his eyes he realized the utter impossibility of his escape plans. There were more guards waiting for them. If he did kill this one guard they would just tranquilize him and drag him back to his cell. Grumbling and huffing he glared at the annoying guard. Hidan denied the urge to wrap his hands around the man's neck and snap his neck. He watch as he placed the cuffs around his wrists and ankles. He compliantly followed the guards as they directed him to a small room with several chairs. He was ordered to sit in one of the chairs, begrudgingly he complied. The guards quickly attached his chains to the floor and left the room without a word.

After a short period of time he watched as three children walked in. With a snort he sat back and began watching the three children. The girl seemed to have a clipboard and a pencil, she quickly took a seat towards the back. She seemed timid and harmless compared to the other two. She would be the easiest and most boring to kill. His annoyance piqued as he remembered that stupid helpless guard. These two seemed to have a lot in common. Hidan's attention shifted to the pair of boys. One had decided to take a seat directly in front off him whereas the other was standing over him. Everyone's attention seemed to be directed at him.

"Your name is Hidan, is it not?" The boy sitting directly in front of him said.

"I don't fucking know, doesn't it say in the file?! Dickwad." Hidan started smirking as he saw the boy's expression darken. "Who the fuck are you little kiddies? Let me guess you little fucks were sent to find out everything I know." With a quick tug and a hard thump Hidan was on the floor face first.

"Kiba!" The girl shouted to the boy atop Hidan. Attempting to look up Hidan growled, the kid behind him had pulled out his chair and pinned him on his stomach.

"You WILL cooperate with us and you WILL answer all of our questions, understand?" Kiba's knee dug into Hidan's back as if to punctuate his sentence.

Glaring up at the boy standing in front of him he began to smile maliciously.

"I'll tear out your fucking innards and you can all fucking watch as I sacrifice you cocksuckers to Lord Jashin..." His threat was quickly cut off as Kiba drove Hidan's face into the dirt floor.

"What is the Akatsuki's goal?!" Kiba shouted at the struggling man underneath him. Kiba relaxed his grip on Hidan as he awaited a response from the criminal. Laughing maniacally Hidan broke off the leg of the chair he had been sitting on prior to Kiba's outburst. He felt Kiba tense in surprise and he quickly aimed the chair leg at what he assumed to be Kiba's head. Hidan released the chair leg as he felt his arm being ripped in the opposite direction he was aiming. Shino had seen Hidan's movements and was attempting to save his teammate. Smiling Hidan stopped struggling, he had already achieved his goal.

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