I do not own the songs used, or original Darkwing Duck characters. Songs; "Why don't you do right" by Jessica Rabbit and "When it was Me" by Paula DeAnda
"So, what shall we start off with tonight my dead sweet evil companions?" Tidlewave asked, her voice echoing and vibrating in a way that could have hypnotized a person. All the hands shot up into the air, yet Tidlewave turned around when Craze whispered something to her. "You sure?" Tidlewave asked Craze, who nodded her head yes. Tidlewave just shrugged before turning back to the audience. "Since we have a few new guests with us here tonight, we are going to be...Nice...And let one of them decide the song that starts us off. So what will it be boys?" Tidlewave asked as a spotlight engulfed the Fearsome Five's table, they looked at each other in both shock and confusion...All except Quackerjack who held his hand up. "How about a Jessica Rabbit piece? Hhmmmm?" Quackerjack asked, and Tidlewave grinned at him in response. "If anyone ever says you don't have taste my friend, they are dead wrong." Tidlewave stated as Lucy put a saxophone around her neck and Thalia had a base in her hand.
Tidlewave Singing (She is referred to Tidlewave while she is singing)
You had plenty of money in 1922. (Tidlewave snakes one of her legs around the microphone as her right hand holds the microphone gingerly in her hands)
You let other women make a fool of you. (Her hips start to sway lightly as her leg untangles and she takes the wireless microphone in her hand)
Why don't you do right, (Tidlewave starts to sashay onto the catwalk, all the boys seated around the cat walk (besides the Fearsome Five) pull up to the stage)
like some other men do?
Get out of here, (Tidlewave points to the door and stops lightly)
get me some money too.
You're sittin down and wonderin what it's all about. (She sits on the black railing that is on the staircase of the catwalk to lead a singer/person onto the main floor)
If you ain't got no money, they will put you out.
why don't you do right, (She pets a boy duck's head near her, he pants harshly as he watches her every move)
like some other men do?
Get out of here, (She pushes the duck away, and he falls back but doesn't take his eyes off her.)
get me some money too.
Now if you had prepared 20 years ago. (She walks onto the floor, when her eyes land on the Fearsome Five's table.)
You wouldn't be a wanderin now from door to door.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?
Get out of here, (She reaches the Fearsome Five's table, and her hand trails around the Liquidator's (who is at one of the ends of the circular booth) neck)
get me some money too.
Get out of here, (She slips into the Liquidator's lap, he freezes(meteorically) as she presses her chest to his)
get me some money too. (She inches her face closer to the Liquidator's, he felt his lips quiver slightly)
Why don't you do right, like some other men do? (At the last note her lips were less then a millimeter away from him, she puts down the microphone, and puffs a hot puff of air onto his lips before sliding off of him and walking back up the stage.)
End Singing
The Liquidator was frozen in place well after Tidlewave had left him...Then he melted onto the floor. "Enjoy the song Licky?" Craze asked as she went over to the table, a wireless microphone in her hand that was turned off. "20 out of 15 therapists couldn't describe how I feel right now." the Liquidator stated as he pulled himself together, sighed, then rested his chin in his hands that were propped up on the table. "Are you going to sing next Craze?" Bushroot asked Craze as she leaned against the back edge of the other end of the booth that he was sitting on. "No, just back-up. Thorn's singing next." Craze stated before looking up at the stage, to see Electricity and Thorn talking with Tidlewave. "Or I could be wrong..." Craze mumbled when Electricity stepped up to the microphone, Thorn told Craze to sit down for right now. "Excuse me Bushroot." Craze said as Bushroot scooted down a bit so she could sit down, which she did.
"Please to meet and see you all. I hope you enjoy the song I'll be singing." Electricity stated as Thorn slipped into the other side of the room and stood in the middle of a few tables. Elecricity nodded to Tidlewave, who put a record onto the turn tables on the stage.
Electricity Singing (Parentheses either mean what Craze and Thorn are singing or what people are doing)
Ooh, no
Yeah, yeah
She's got green eyes and she's 5'5" (Craze and Thorn start to clap with the song as Craze stands up and walks into the middle of a few tables)
Long brown hair all down her back
Cadillac truck
So the hell what
What's so special about that
She used to model, she's done some acting
So she weighs a buck 'o 5
And I guess that she's alright if perfection is what you like
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not (Craze and Thorn sing the chorus with Electricity, to the surprise of everyone)
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
Tell me what makes her so much better than me ("so much better than me" Craze and Thorn sing apart from Electricity)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
And now you don't feel the same
I remember you would shiver everytime I said your name
You said nothing felt as good as when you gaze into my eyes
Now you don't care I'm alive
How did we let the fire die
Ooh, ooh, and I'm not jealous, no I'm not (Craze, Electricity, and Thorn sing in perfect harmony)
Ooh, ooh, I just want everything she's got
Ooh, ooh, you look at her so amazed
I remember way back when you used to look at me that way
What makes her so much better than me ("so much better than me" Craze and Thorn sing apart from Electricity)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
That made you smile (me)
That made you laugh (me)
Me that made you happier than you have ever been, oh me
That was your world (me)
Your perfect girl
Nothing about me has changed
That's why I'm here wondering
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me) (Quackerjack joins in on the clapping)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
What makes her so much better than me (what makes her so much better than me) (everyone joins in on the claps)
What makes her just everything I can never be
What makes her your every dream and fantasy
Because I can remember when it was me
When it was me
When it was me
When it was me
End Singing
Many of the female villains clapped appreciatively to the songs and after it, since they probably experienced heart break also. "You sing beautifully." Quackerjack sighed as Craze sat back in the seat next to Bushroot, Craze blushed slightly yet looked confused when she saw Electricity walking over to the table. "Thorn says that if you want to sing you better tell her know, cause we might have to leave in a bit." Electricity stated to Craze, who shot up and ran to Thorn after hearing the words come out of her mouth...Then Electricity saw the Fearsome Five... "...So..." Electricity stated as she stared at the Fearsome Five, who stared back. "...Are you positive or negatively charged?" Megavolt asked out of nowhere, yet Electricity seemed slightly irritated at that. "That is NONE of your business." Electricity stated before she stomped off towards the group of girls that were huddled together. "...What's her problem?" Negaduck asked as he jutted his thumb towards Electricity as his other hand swirled his drink. He and the other Fearsome Five members had gotten them during Electricity's song. Then Craze stepped to the microphone...And took a deep breath...Then...