Hallo again
Hallo again! Thanks much for all the reviews, they make me feel all warm and happy. ;D Anyway, most people wanted to do Alice first, but I'm saving her for the last. You'll see later. So, I shall start with Rosalie.
"Welcome back to Moment of Truth!" the guy who hosts this show said, (whom I don't know his name, so I shall call him Hosty.)
"Today we have a whole family with us. Please give it up to the Kullems!" Hosty said cockily to the audience who applauded roboticly. (is that a word?)
"Kullems? Wth?" Edward muttered from behind the scenes. "So first up is...Rose Ally!" Hosty exclaimed, his voice faltering as the gorgeous Rosalie entered the stage. Edward took this opportunity to read his thoughts. "
Hubba Hubba Rawr. What a foxy chic! Maybe I'll ask her on a date. She wont refuse, I am way to perfect!" Edward stifled a chuckle.
Rosalie perched herself on the stool and winked at the suddenly sweaty host.
"Ok, R.A, lets get started! I see your m-m-married." At this the host scowled darkly. "And I think I see your husband. Ernie, eh? So, pick a money sign." Hosty said.
It doesn't matter. I'm already rich. Ok, lets take the lowest one. Rosalie thought. "I'll take six hundred dollars" Rosalie said, plastering a smile on her face.
"Ok, so the first question. You were raped a while ago by your ex fiancé 'Randy'. Did you…Enjoy it?" Hosty asked dramatically. "LE GASP!" the crowd went wild. "Erm…excuse me?" Rosalie asked.
"You heard me. Answer the question, Rose Ally Kullem."
With no other choice, Rosalie held up her head and muttered, "A bit." "GASPETH!" the crowd went. "I was emo at that time!" Rosalie exclaimed defensively, attempting not to look at Emmett's repulsed face at the news that his wife was emo at the time.
Rosalie shot a dark look at Alice before flipping her long hair over her shoulders and looking straight at the host.
"Alright Hoehost, I'll take the seven hundred." Rosalie sighed, trying to hide the smirk at the Host's hurt face.
"Ok. Here we go. Have…You ever had plastic surgery/dying your hair that golden color?" "What the fudge? Who the hell thinks up of these craphole questions?" "We're waaaaiting" Hosty sang.
"Ok, fine. I…occasionally use blonde color shampoo…and…I had plastic surgery once..." Rosalie mumbled the last part.
"Where?" Hosty prompted.
"Um..a little breast implant?" Rosalie muttered, barely audible. "LE GASP!" thought Rosalie. "LE GASP!" went the crowd.
"Aha! So they aren't natural! I knew it!" Alice whispered to a giggling Bella.
"Interesting, interesting" Host mumbled, glancing at the 'implants'. "Ok! Um...Next question! Would you rather have a three zillion dollers or a stable marriage with Ernie?"
"...I am so going to sue these gaytards" Rosalie muttered.
"Um...Ernie?" Rosalie lied.
"BEEEEEEEEEEP!" the truth detector went wild.
"Aha! Well, since you lied, you must now do our 'Dares!' "(A/n: I dont think this is really there, but hey, we want it to be interesting, right?"
"So here is your dare" Hosty continued. "We dare you to-oh wait, this is a family show" Hosty grinned naughtily at Rosalie.
"Ok, Here is the real dare" Hosty picked up. "We dare you to, wearing a trash bag, swim in a pool filled with a mixture of bird and dog poo" Hosty finished.
"Fing Flamingos! WHAT THE Fing ASSHOLES! GO TO Fing Hell! GodDit, go kiss your mothers a! I WILL NOT FRIKIN SWIM IN DOG CRAP! Ya HERE ME?" Rosalie screamed. Unfortunately, they didnt block out every word, and so angry letters came pouring from every direction. You shall see what happens afterward.
"Rose Ally..." Hosty said nervously.
"DON'T ROSE ALLY ME! GO -this sentence is censored because it is so bad, Voldemort would be crying under his bed...-
"STOP! YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS! WAAAAAAAAAAA" Hosty ran off sobbing hysterically.
"Um...commercial break?" ventured a background person dude.
After the commercial break...
"We are back!" Hosty said, still red eyed. "And we have decided to make some changes for the dare. You only have to wear a trash bag and sing Yankee Doodle!" Hosty cowered.
"Fine..." Rosalie muttered, and went off to change. When she came out, she was wearing a Safeway paper bag and her hair was in a hair net.
Throwing such a dark look that would make any gangster cry, Rosalie took the microphone and started singing.
Yankee doodle went to town
riding a ferrari
Then he came across a guy
who told him this:
Dont watch this show,
Its full of crap.
I hope it
burns in hell
And the host of course the host
is a harrasing sex pig!
Yankee Doodle saw the show
And nearly died of heart attack
Because Moment of Truth is
so fing shit full!
Woooh!
Rosalie whooped and shook her butt at the camera, and of course there was no time to block it, it was so unexpected. None of the song was blocked.
"Crap!" thought Emmett.
Hosty turned bright red and sweaty. "Um..ok, here next question" he muttered.
"Last question. Rose Ally…would you rather have me take you to a five star restaurant or have a makeout session in a hobo shelter with your sister, Alice?" Hosty said knowingly.
"Hosty." Rosalie began, leaning forward, puckering her lips.
"I knew it!" Hosty yelled.
"After this, I wouldn't be in a room with you if you were the last friking guy on earth. I'm sorry, I don't date gay people." Rosalie said, slapping him in the face, then prancing off the stage.
How did you like it? Should I add a part two for Rosalie?? R&R please!