You guys are amazing.
You know that...right?
Just so you know, I read all of your reviews, even if I don't have the time to reply to them all. I appreciate them so much! And I will take your suggestions to heart. I'll try and incorporate more of Uther turning colors and Evil Morgana/Morgause. ;)
Until then, enjoy your crack.
Also...take a moral lesson away from this, if nothing else; never eat mushrooms when you're roaming around drunk in the forest.
That's all I've got.
Merlin: It's done.
Percival: fabulous.
Arthur: MERLIN
Merlin: Good morning, sire...
Arthur: I can assume that by the fourth time this happens, it's no longer a mistake.
Merlin: What color?
Arthur: Excuse me?
Merlin: What color is Uther now? Percival wouldn't tell me.
Arthur: Whatever are you talking about? That's not...what I meant...at all...
Merlin: oh nothing what are you talking about
Merlin: crap.
Merlin: Arthur
Arthur: Dammit, Merlin! What color is my father?!
Merlin: well honestly sire I was asking you...
Merlin: clotpole
Merlin: ah...gaius...I...uh.
Gaius: don't worry, Merlin. I've already started on an antidote to Percival's color-changing potion.
Merlin: it's like you can read my mind or something
Merlin: wait can you
Merlin: gaius
Merlin: you're killing me.
Merlin: some help you are.
Merlin: ...
Merlin: ...I didn't mean it
Merlin: is this what rejection feels like?
Arthur: :)
Merlin: DAMN IT ARTHUR
Arthur: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, MERLIN?!
Merlin: ...colors?
Gwaine: Colors.
Arthur: COLORS!
Gwaine: We-being the other knights and myself-just wanted so see what would happen if we gave Arthur red and gold. And its...uh...
Arthur: STRIPES DAMN IT
Merlin: TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
Arthur: The hell?
Merlin: Nothing, Arthur. Go back to your mental breakdown.
Merlin: lmfao
Arthur: I swear I will end you
Gwaine: run
Gaius: Merlin! Gwaine! No more turning royalty colors. I've had enough trouble getting Uther back to normal. Now Arthur? I don't need to be sweeping up what remains of you in a dustbin!
Merlin: Yes Gaius
Gwaine: yes gaius
Arthur: how long does this last?
Arthur: hello?
Arthur: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU ALL GO?! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE JOBS.
Merlin: actually...
Gwaine: I disagree...
Gaius: on the contrary, sire...
Arthur: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE JOBS THAT DON'T INVOLVE SERVING ME.
Arthur: ...so how long will this last?
Arthur: Hello?!
Merlin: dolluphead.
Merlin: :)
Gwaine: Morgana?
Morgana: No.
Morgana: Arthur. Do you know how to block calls on your phone?
Arthur: Why...?
Morgana: Gwaine.
Arthur: That bad, huh?
Morgana: He's called six times.
Morgana: In the last hour.
Arthur: ...ah.
Morgana: So? Can you help me?
Arthur: Let me think...
Arthur: ...no.
Morgana: Damn you, Arthur Pendragon.
Morgana: Hang on. I've got an incoming call...
Morgana: Morgause?
Arthur: Still, no.
Arthur: who is this morgause, anyway?
Morgana: just...a friend.
Arthur: a friend that tries to help you kill people?
Morgana: I WOULDN'T NEED HER HELP, ANYWAY. MY MAGIC IS MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW.
Arthur: Magic...? O.O
Morgana: ...
Morgana: Do me a favor and delete that last message for me.
Morgana: Arthur?
Morgana: Did you pass out or something?
Morgana: crap.
Gwaine: She's so hiiiigh...
Merlin: What.
Gwaine: High above me
Gwaine: she's so lovely
Merlin: Cheer up, mate. Nothing personal. Morgana hates everyone.
Gwaine: like cleopatra, joan of arc or aphrodite...
Merlin: who?
Gwaine: beats me
Gwaine: she won't answer my calls, Merlin D:
Merlin: maybe shes busy?
Gwaine: doing what
Merlin: ...
Merlin: Plotting your demise, because shes secretly an evil sorceress?
Gwaine: that's ridiculous, merlin
Merlin: but don't pretend you didn't laugh
Arthur: MERLIN. I THINK MORGANA IS AN EVIL SORCERESS.
Merlin: lol
Morgana: tell me how to kill someone.
Morgause: what?
Morgana: tell me how to kill someone without leaving any evidence.
Morgana: please.
Morgause: sometimes revenge is sweeter than death, dear sister.
Morgana: I'll take that to heart. Just a moment...
Gwaine: Morgues! She is buffalo corpses.
Merlin: could it be...? :D
Gwaine: fudge yoyo alope
Merlin: AUTO COCONUT.
Merlin: WHERE THE HELL IS ARTHUR?! :D
Arthur: well, Gwaine. How the mighty have fallen.
Gwaine: screech owl yikes
Arthur: no need to use that kind of language...
Gwaine: **SCREW YOU**
Merlin: he will end you.
Arthur: I will.
Gwaine: donut yoyo think I fuchsia care bears?!
Gwaine: DAMN IT
Merlin: I love you, buddy
Merlin: in a totally manly and not gay way
Arthur: what's a care bear?
Merlin: I don't think you want me to grace you with the new nightmares.
Gwaine: fudge turnip you all in llama land
Gwaine: that wasn't everest remotely closed
Gwaine: **Even **close
Arthur: I haven't laughed this hard since "I will serialize heart yoyo kickshaw offer my lanyard".
Merlin: just wait, arthur. There will be karma.
Merlin: and you will be next.
Arthur: if I live that long
Merlin: Improper grammar?!
Arthur: im laughing too hard you dolluphead
Gwaine: how is that even fair?!
Gwaine: well, hoy underlay this preteen whelp
Gwaine: THE FUDGE?!
Arthur: :)
Thank you all so much for all your amazing reviews. I'm so happy just to see them! :) Next chapter promises more crack, more characters, more Evil Morgana, and more drunken characters. Guess who...?
Let me know if there's another character you want to see, an idea you want me to use, or a color you want me to turn Uther. I'll try and work it in!
Reviews feed my brain. More reviews = more chapters! Until the next one, then. ;)
-K. A. Carlyle