Hey guys! Guess who just got their ears not-whacked-up today? (P.S. EVERYTHING IS SO LOUD OMA. [Oh My Arceus]) So in celebration(ish) of all things 2tupiid, I wrote the next chapter to Wake Up Dave! Enjoy this!

"Is it on?" Jade giggled.

John giggled back.

"Is it on?"

"I think so!" John replied, turning the camera to the clock. "Okay, it's 3:17 A.M. and we're here again in Dave's room."

"We're about to wake him up and ask him some random questions!" Jade said.

John shushed her. "C'mon!" The two didn't even bother to tiptoe to the bed, giggling the entire way.

"Okay, wake him up!" Jade said.

"Use the mop!" John instructed.

Jade obliged and dangled a mop in front of Dave's face, knocking him out of his well-needed sleep.

"What's go-what happened? What's going on?" Dave stuttered, squinting around the room.

"What do you want for lunch?" John asked.

Dave blinked his already closed eyes. "Lunch? What time is it? Who said lunch?"

"HIPPYDIPPYYIPPYDIPPYDOO!" John yelled.

Dave shook his head. "I am sorry, I do not speak Spanish." The kids giggled, Dave's eyes resting on them before squinting shut again.

"DAVE! GET THE DUCK OFF YOUR FACE!" John cried.

Dave swatted at his face. "I don't-I don't have..." Dave glared at the kids through lidded eyes. "There's no duck on my face."

"'Quack quack,' said the fat policemen!" Jade announced, making both of the kids giggle uncontrollably.

Dave shook his head, squinting. "Wait. Quack? Ju-Just tell him to go on a diet." Dave tried desperately to fall asleep, but it wouldn't work.

"Who?" John asked.

"What? The-The fat... The fat duck. The cop. Police-men. I'msotired." Dave cried, slowly falling onto his pillow. "I'MSOTIRED."

A few seconds later, but not many==

"He fell back asleep!" John whined.

Jade grinned mischievously. "I'll poke him again!" She nudged the mop (which had been placed beside the girl for later use) at Dave's face. The boy immediately shot up. "Terezi?"

The kids laughed. "Ooh yes, I'm Terezi! Sniff my hair!" Jade mimicked the trolls voice as best she could, nudging the mop closer to Dave's nose. The boy leaned into the mop, sniffing. He immediately shot backwards, grabbing his nose. "Terezi, you need to use shampoo."

"What about Thursday?"

"DAVE!" John yelled.

"NYAAH?!" Dave yelled.

"WHAT TIME IS NINE O'CLOCK?"

"IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?!" Dave asked, a huge grin on his face. This caused the kids to burst out laughing as Jade shouted "WATCH OUT FOR THE SMUPPET!"

"I don't know what to do." Dave said, looking around.

"You may kiss the Smuppet!" John announced, trying to sound manly and failing.

Dave's eyes shot open, but he didn't register his friends or his Smuppet-free room. "Idon'twannakisstheSmuppet! Getitaway!" He swatted at the air furiously.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife!" Jade said in a manly voice, out-maning John's in every way.

"BUT I DON'T LOVE THE SMUPPET!" Dave yelled. Jade attempted to repeat the phrase, but her laughter stole the words from her.

"Wait, am I married?!" Dave exclaimed. "I DON'T LOVE HER!"

"Bye Dave!" Jade smiled, leaving the room.

"Idon'tlovetheSmuppet." Dave sighed, falling asleep.

The next day==

Dave stomped over to the paradox siblings, who were talking to Karkat and Tavros. At the sight of the coolkid, Tavros absconded and Karkat burst out laughing. This only fueled Dave's anger as he showed the kids his phone.

"Dave, we can expl-"

"Shut the fuck up, John!" Dave interrupted him by shoving a hand on his mouth. John licked it, freeing him from the angry grasp.

"Dave, it was all in good fun!" Jade said. "And look at the views! You're famous!"

Dave's eyes were full of fire as he glared at Jade, who shrunk under his gaze. He stared both of the kids in the eye. "Bottom line. This happens again, I'm going to go into the past and murder you." He left the room, leaving the kids.

John and Jade looked at each other. Maybe he was right. Maybe they'd taken this too far. Maybe they should stop.

Karkat took a deep breath, recovering from his laughing fit and looking at the paradox siblings with a knowing glare. "You're going to do it again, aren't you."

"Yup." They replied simultaneously.

And this chapter is done! These are really fun to write, and I can't wait for the next one to get started.

~ATA