Chapter 2: The Job Of A Ninja Host

"…And that my dear pupil is how you set a cup on the table." Orochimaru told his newest host club member.

Sasuke looked very annoyed. "I just want to go to class!" he began to gather up his belongings.

"You can't leave!" Orochimaru demanded. "You need a type."

"Type? Yes I do need to type up my research paper." Sasuke told him hoping to avoid another annoying day at the host club.

"Very funny, You need a host type like for example you have the silent sexy type!" points to Kimimaro. "Intelligent type," points to Kabuto. "The Artsy type," Points to the Deidaras. "The Mystery Cute type." Points to Itachi who seemed to have this black aura floating above him. "And just call me king!"

"Hell no," Sasuke responded quickly.

"Why not!" Orochimaru started to get depressed.

"Well I suppose Sasuke's type would be the grumpy type or the smartass type." Kabuto snickered.

"No one likes that type!" Orochimaru pouted.

"Then why do I have so many fan girls?" Sasuke boasted.

"Burn!" Both Deidaras said in unison.

Itachi slowly turned around towards the group. "Why do I have more than you, foolish little brother?" He said softly.

"Double Burn!" The Deidaras said.

"Shut it will you?" Sasuke snapped.

"Oh was that suppose to be a come back?" they teased.

"How about the serious type?" Kimimaro said softly.

"Works for me," Sasuke agreed quickly. "Can I go now?"

"No, we must prepare for the arrival of our guests." Orochimaru scolded.

"I have class!"

"Tough,"

"Evil bastard," Sasuke sighed and slumped down in his chair.

"All right! What is today's theme?" Kabuto asked their "Fearless" leader.

"Ninjas!" Orochimaru purposed.

"We are ninjas." Sasuke shot down.

"How about sexy reverse harem type ninjas?" Orochimaru purposed.

"We are sexy ninjas except for you!" The Deidaras pointed and laughed at Orochimaru.

"How mean!" Orochimaru cried.

"But it's the truth!" The Deidaras sang.

"Face it Orochimaru you will never be like Tamaki Suou so you should stop trying to cosplay as him." Sasuke told him coldly.

"Kabuto back me up here!"

Kabuto pushed up his glasses. "Sasuke and Deidaras quit exposing Orochimaru to the truth."

"Thank you Kab…What!" Orochimaru glared at his thought to be minion.

"You're saying I'm not sexy but that creepy, cake loving, clan killing, Itachi is?"

"I'm not saying anything just pointing out facts." Kabuto said while pointing his pen to his clipboard.

"How is me not being sexy a fact?"

"Have you looked in a mirror?" Sasuke asked with a big smirk on his face.

"Don't start with me Uchiha boy!" Orochimaru was starting to get angry at everyone. Then it hit him Kimimaro does anything he is asked to please him. He peaked over to see Kimimaro watching Ouran High School Host Club.

"Kimimaro am I sexy?" Orochimaru slipped in and waiting for the compliment.

"My Lord, you're asking the sexiest ninja in this room if you're sexy?" Kimimaro chuckled. "You make me laugh my Lord."

"Kimimaro! When did you start talking back to me?" he was shocked.

"Since this fan fiction,"

"All right, I'll prove to all of you that I am sexy!" Orochimaru claimed.

"How?" The Deidaras asked.

"I'll arrange a dance and if I get more than ten girls…"

"One hundred," Sasuke demanded.

"Okay, One hundred, girls who want to dance with me you all have to admit that I am sexy and have to call me king!" He purposed.

"Done," the group agreed.

"But if you lose I get to leave this dumb Host Club," Sasuke purposed.

"Done." Orochimaru agreed.

'Finally a chance to get out of this stupid mess and get back to my training. I don't care about what kind of power I'll get out of this if I stay its not worth it plus Kabuto isn't holding up his end of the bargain with keeping psycho king away from me so the deals off,' Sasuke schemed.