Author's Note: Sorry for not updating The Date Crashers in a while! I decided to sit back and wait for a few reviews and then continue! Now since I got three I'm ready to continue! I'm currently having to update The Sand Siblings Go On A Road Trip. And I have to type up two Naruto stories called Family Torn Apart? And Deidara's Not So Peaceful Vacation. PLUS, I have a HM story soon to be up called A Shoulder To Cry On. So...I'm pretty busy aren't I? Anyway...here's the third chapter. Sasuke is very OOC in this story. And somebody very unexpected is Sakura's date!

The Date Crashers:

Chapter Three...

Sasha, Naruto, and Sasuke walked into the kitchen.

"Okay, boys! Here are your uniforms." Sasha said as she handed them both two waiter uniforms.

Naruto smiled.

"Alright, boss! We'll go change!" Naruto said as he walked to the storage closet with Sasuke.

Inside The Storage Closet...

It was very crammed up in there.

"Naruto...your taking this too far!" Sasuke said.

Naruto scowled.

"Look! I don't care! I really like Sakura and I'll do anything to crash this date!" Naruto said.

Sasuke sighed.

"Whatever! I just hope this is over with soon. If I miss the new episode of Dancing With The Stars I'll kill you!" Sasuke said as he took of his shirt and pants.

Naruto was wide eyed.

"Okay, hold it! We aren't doing that in here! We're only in here to change, not to-" Naruto said but Sasuke cut him off.

"NO! I AM changing! What in the world did you think I was doing?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto shuffled his feet.

Then Sasuke got it.

"...Wait...EEEEW!!! OF COURSE I WASN'T GONNA DO THAT!!!" Sasuke said as he gagged in an out of character way.

Naruto sighed with relief.

"Good! Because I am NOT in the mood for a yaoi moment with my rival!" Naruto said.

A Few Minutes Later...

Naruto and Sasuke walked out of the storage closet dressed in the waiter uniforms which was a white shirt, black jacket, black pants, black shoes, a black hat, and a red tie.

Sasuke snickered.

"Haha!! Look at you!!" Sasuke said in an extreme out of character way.

Naruto looked annoyed.

"Really? Look at you." Sasuke said.

"Hn..." Sasuke muttered as Sasha walked up.

"Ah! Perfect! Now, if you could just go out to table number seven." Sasha said.

"Right, Miss Swift!" Sasuke said.

Then as Sasha walked away, Naruto looked annoyed.

"We need to go to Sakura's table!" Naruto said.

Sasuke sighed and hit Naruto in the ribs.
"OUCH!!! What was that all about?!" Naruto asked.

"Your such an idiot! Table seven is the table Sakura's at!" Sasuke said.

Naruto rose an eyebrow confused.

"How do you know?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke sighed.

"Well...unlike you, I memorized the table number. Meanwhile, you were busy gawking at Sakura." Sasuke said.

Naruto blushed.

"...Well...I mean...ugh!" Naruto said in an annoyed voice.

Sasuke sighed again.

"Okay, here's the plan. I'll hide back here and watch through the window, and you'll take Sakura and the mystery guy's order!" Sasuke explained.

Naruto nodded.

"Now...Sakura will be able to recognize us. So I've come prepared by bringing along these." Sasuke said.

Sasuke brought out a locked suitcase.

Naruto looked at the suitcase not getting the idea.

"What's that for?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke smacked himself in the forehead in a very out of character way.

"Look inside!" Sasuke said.

They opened the suitcase to see two fake mustaches. One was black, the other was blond.

Naruto looked amazed.

"Cool! I always wanted to have a mustache!" Naruto said.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and put the blond colored fake mustache on Naruto's face.

Then Sasuke put the black colored fake mustache on his own face.

Naruto pumped his fist in the air.

"Yeah! Let's do this!" Naruto said excitedly.

Then Naruto's face turned serious.

"Okay, I'll try to be really annoying to them! And then you act rude and stuck up you know, just be yourself!" Naruto said.

Sasuke rolled his eyes again.

"Whatever. Just go, knucklehead!" Sasuke ordered.

Then Naruto walked into the dining area.

In The Dining Area...

Naruto walked up to Sakura's table in the disguise.

When Naruto walked up to Sakura's table, the mystery guy was there. And the blood red hair, ringed eyes, gourd, and love mark on his forehead was all too familiar

Naruto wanted to gasp, but he just put his hands over his mouth to muffle it.

The mystery guy was...Gaara!

Gaara was sitting at the table with Sakura.

His gourd was on the ground, and he was wearing a causal yet not too causal dark blue jacket with black jeans, and there was a white t-shirt underneath the jacket, and he was wearing dark blue sandals.

Sasuke's eyes widened as he looked through the window in the back at Gaara and Sakura.

Naruto felt pretty upset at that moment but he kept his cool.

He cleared his throat to disguise his voice.

Sakura was dreamily staring at Gaara.

They were holding hands across the table too.

"Excuse me." Naruto said in 'attempted' British accent.

Sasuke smacked his own forehead from the window.

"We're gonna be given away!" Sasuke said.

Sakura and Gaara let go and looked up at Naruto.

"Hello, and good tidings." Naruto said in the attempted British accent.

Sasuke sighed.

"We aren't in Medieval times!" Sasuke said from the window.

Sakura rose an eyebrow.
"Uh...hi." Sakura said.

Gaara looked confused as he put his hand over his face.

"'Tidings?' Are you kidding me?" Gaara asked.

Naruto felt the awkward air so he just avoided eye contact with Sakura and Gaara.

"Uh...what is your order tonight?" Naruto asked in the attempted British accent.

Sakura leaned over in front of Gaara.

"Gaara, I'm scared!" Sakura whispered to Gaara.

Gaara sighed.

"I knew we should have just went to Pizza Hut, because they don't have creepy waiters..." Gaara whispered back.

Sakura leaned back up and looked back at Naruto.

"Uh...I'll have the um...red beans and rice, curry, and a glass of iced tea." Sakura said as she looked at the menu.

Gaara picked up the menu.

"I'll have the vegetable soup, a salad, and some tea with lemon in it." Gaara said.

Naruto wrote down the stuff.

"Alrighty! I'm a gonna a go a take thee a order!" Naruto said in an attempted Italian accent.

Gaara looked confused.

"Now your Italian?!" Gaara asked confused.

Sakura looked horrified.

Sasuke sighed from the window.

"I guess soon he's gonna talk in an Chinese accent!" Sasuke said.

Naruto then walked off into the kitchen.

In The Kitchen...

Naruto entered the kitchen to see a very confused Sasuke.

"Why did you change accents?! By the way, they stunk." Sasuke said.

Naruto sighed.

"Forget that! I have their order right here." Naruto said as he handed Sasuke the piece of paper.

Sasuke took the paper.

"Alright. Now...let's mess up Gaara's food!" Naruto said as he smirked evilly.

Sasuke rose an eyebrow.

"What do you have in mind?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto walked off.

"You'll see!" Naruto said.

A Few Moments Later...

Naruto and Sasuke distracted the chefs and were putting things into the food to be cooked.

"Okay! Let's put in some dirt in Gaara's soup!" Naruto said.

Naruto then pulled out a bag of dirt seemingly from nowhere.

Sasuke's eyes had anime sparkles in them.

"That was cool!!! Teach me how to do that!!!" Sasuke said in a very out of character way.

Naruto sighed and put the dirt in the vegetable soup.

Then Sasuke pulled out a plate of fat off of steak.

"Let's add steak fat too!" Sasuke said as he put the fat in the soup.

Then Naruto ripped off two of his finger nails and put them in the soup.

"...Why did you put nails in the soup?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto smiled.

"I'm being creative!" Naruto explained.

Sasuke looked confused.

Two Seconds Later...

Naruto stirred up all the stuff in the soup and then they moved on to Gaara's salad.

Sasuke thought for a minute.

"What should we toss in here?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

Naruto then pulled out some dust.

"Let's put dust in the salad!" Naruto said.

Naruto then put dust in the salad.

Suddenly Sasuke sniffed.

Naruto looked at him.

"What's the matter?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke wiped his nose.

"I think...I think I'm gonna...ACHOO!!!!" Sasuke said as he sneezed right into the salad.

Naruto smiled.

"Wonderful! A snot salad! That's very creative and original!" Naruto said.

Sasuke glared and then wiped his nose.

Then Naruto and Sasuke moved on to Gaara's tea.

Naruto smirked evilly.

"Let's give him prune juice instead of tea!" Naruto said.

Sasuke smirked.

"Ah! That's some smart thinking!" Sasuke said.

Naruto snickered and then poured prune juice in the cup.

Then the chefs came back in so Naruto and Sasuke scurried off.

A Few Minutes Later...

The food was ready and Naruto had the food in his hands walking to Sakura and Gaara's table.

Sasuke was watching through the window.

"This is gonna be great!" Sasuke said.

Naruto then walked up to the table.

"Here's y'all orders!" Naruto said in attempted country accent.

Sasuke sighed.

Gaara sighed.

"...Now your country?" Gaara asked.

Sakura smiled.

"Oh whatever! Thank you for bringing us our food!" Sakura said.

Naruto put the food down.

"Aw! No prob at all!" Naruto said in the attempted country accent as he smiled at Sakura.

Then Naruto looked at Gaara dead serious.

"She's a cutie y'all know! If y'all hurt her, you'll be so sorry!" Naruto threatened to Gaara in the attempted country accent.

Gaara scowled at Naruto.

"I can kill you you know." Gaara threatened.

Sakura looked annoyed.

"Gaara! What did we say about threatening to kill?" Sakura asked.

Gaara sighed and lowered his head.
"...It's disgraceful and rude..." Gaara muttered.

Sakura giggled.

"Right!" Sakura said.

Gaara raised his head up.

Naruto gagged.

Then he walked back into the kitchen.

After he walked away Gaara and Sakura started eating.

Continued.

There's the third chapter! I'm sorry for not updating! Tomorrow, I plan to put up a new story called Family Torn Apart? Which stars the sand siblings. Anyway, read and review, the next chapter should be up...by Thursday!