Jarceus: Review time.
Firesage101: Love the story and yes autocorrect is being annoying. I feel sorry for Jarod, I really do. Hope they can save the other part of Jarod and kick Glare's butt.
Jarceus: I corrected some of it for you. And thank you for the support. I have to ask how you knew about that plot-line?
Jarod: There are two me's. Do you honestly think that wouldn't spell out 'I split into two'?
Jarceus: Who says that you didn't force your mind and mew powers out of your body?
Jarod: Um…Nothing really.
Jarceus: There ya go.
Last Time
"You know what's up you little shit." Growled Corona as he glared at Mew "You know too much. So you're going to tell me exactly who the fuck you are."
"Can't we do this later? I need sleep you know." Asked Mew trying to change subjects
"No changing subjects!" Shouted Corona angrily "Ok you little shit! Who the hell are you!"
"You wouldn't want to know. It'd make you even angrier than you already are." Stated Mew sadly
"I don't give a single FUCK!" Growled Corona as he put an aura sphere into Mew's face
"Fine… My name is…Jarod." Answered Mew shocking Corona
"Jarod? Ok then. If you are actually Jarod then you should know what Trickster did on THAT day." Stated Corona not believing Mew
"He tied you, Snow and Guil to each other while tying my hands together with sticky tape, which didn't last long after I used my ki on it. I still remember what you shouted at Trickster 'TRICKSTER I SWEAR TO ARCEUS WHEN YOU COME DOWN HERE I WILL RIP OFF WHAT MAKES YOU HAVE THE MALE GENDER AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PRANKING ASS!' man that was hilarious." Laughed Mew who is know known to be Jarod. After wiping away an imaginary tear, he turned to face a shell shocked Corona.
Now
"Jarod how? Why? Where?" Asked Corona grasping at straws
"I was kidnapped by the Night Fang and put into a base under Saffron City. Which by the way you would have known if you found the secret message in my note and read my diary." Answered Jarod
"Wow…Why didn't we get that months earlier?" Asked Corona to himself
"Because I guess you guys were to caught up in grieving to notice." Answered Jarod before he was hugged by a Mew
"Its good to have you back son." Said the Mew as it hugged Jarod closer
"Dad." Whispered Jarod sadly
Time Skip: Morning
"Ahh." Yawned Mike loudly as he woke up
"Morning Mike." Greeted Jarod who was cooking something
"You can cook?" Asked Mike amused
"Just because I'm a pokemon doesn't mean I can't cook." Stated Jarod
"True. But I didn't think that a wild Mew could cook." Chuckled Mike
"He's been watching Jarod's journey so he must have learnt from watching." Guessed Corona
"That's right, I did learn to cook from watching." Answered Jarod 'Only I learnt from watching Aunty Jess.'
"Cool. So what are you making?" Asked Mike
"I'm making pancakes. It's the only breakfast I know how to make." Answered Jarod
"I'd believe that." Commented Corona
"What was that?" Asked Jarod in a creepy voice
"Nothing!" Shouted Corona quickly
"Hahaha." Laughed Mike at Corona's situation unaware of Mew's true identity
Time Skip: Twelve Minutes Later
"So where to ne-" Started Mike before he was interrupted by a squadron of Night Fang grunts surrounding them
"You! Kid! Hand over that Mew and you'll live." Threatened a grunt as he pointed a gun at Mike
"Kaioken." Whispered Jarod as his fur turned red
'Kaioken? Why didn't he go super saiyan?' Thought Corona confused
"HA!" Screamed Mike as he went super saiyan 3 "You can try but Mew will stay with me." He stated in a slightly deeper voice
"Kid, We have two-hundred grunts surrounding you. All of them with toxins in hand to kill you if need be." Informed the grunt to our heroes
"Not for long." Growled Jarod as he disappeared as grunts kept on dropping left and right
"What the hell!" Shouted the grunt leader as his squadron was knocked out in a matter of seconds
"I'd say that Mew is against the thought of going with you." Stated Mike as he powered down
"You bet your ass I am." Agreed Jarod as he returned to normal, his fur returning to it's normal golden-yellow colour.
"Abra, teleport us away from these monsters!" Commanded the leader as he sent out an Abra and teleported all two-hundred and one Night Fangs to hell knows where
"That was interesting." Commented Corona as he leaned on a tree
"I know. And we haven't even made it to Pewter City yet." Chuckled Mike in agreement before Jarod fainted
"MEW!" Shouted Corona in concern for Jarod
"What happened to him?" Asked Mike worried
"It seems that his body is not used to the power of Kaioken." Analysed Corona as he scanned Jarod using aura
"So he only needs rest?" Asked Mike getting a nod from Corona "Thank Arceus." He sighed in relief not noticing the ghostly figure behind them
"I can only watch them while that…that…monster is in control." Grumbled the ghost unheard by all but one person
"It's ok Jarod. It'll get better. I swear on my title as guardian of this reality." Promised Jarceus to our ghostly friend
"It just infuriates me that I had to give up on controlling my body to split my soul and save myself." Muttered Jarod
"You'll be back in control before you know it." Stated Jarceus
Jarceus: And that is the end for this chapter.
Jarod: So I gave the control of my body away so that I could split my soul?
Jarceus: Yep. And now the insanity of the legendary super saiyan transformation is controlling your body.
Jarod: Way to make me feel like shit.
Mike: This story is supposed to be more about me so I guess it kinda fits.
Jarod: No-one asked you right now Mike.