A/N: Alright here it is! Chapter three! If you have any questions please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park at all!
Chapter 3
"Truth I guess," Kyle answered hesitantly.
Bebe thought long and hard about the question she would ask. This might be her only chance to learn something new about Kyle Broflovski. What are his aspirations? His life goals? What makes him tick? But then she realized what she really wanted to know about the strange red head.
"Hmmm…. Ok I got one! Are you gay?"
"WHAT?"
"You heard me Jew! Are. You. Gay."
"No!"
"Okay good. I was worried for a second…." Bebe's voice trailed off.
"You thought I was gay?"
"Well I mean you obviously have a boy crush on Stan."
"I do not! You know what Bebe? Maybe this was a bad idea. Maybe you should go home…." Kyle said. In truth he didn't really want her to leave. Before the gay comment he was actually having a lot of fun hanging out with Bebe.
"Look I'm sorry Kyle. How about this? You can ask me two truths this time!" Bebe said. She was hoping this was enough for him to let her stay. She had only asked if he was gay because if it turned out she started liking Kyle as more than a friend it would be an important thing to know.
Kyle sighed. "Fine," he said hoping she couldn't tell how glad he was that she hadn't left.
"Ok first question. Why are you friends with Wendy? I mean, dude. She's a bitch."
"You're just jealous cause she's smarter than you!" Bebe joked.
"She is not! There is no way that a girl is smarter than me!" Kyle said.
"Wanna bet?" Bebe said shoving him playfully.
"Sure!" Kyle said pushing her back.
Bebe giggled and jumped onto Kyle. Kyle started laughing too. The next thing he knew Bebe's face was uncomfortably close to his. He looked into her deep blue eyes.
Wow. I never knew how pretty Bebe could be when she's not being a complete bitch. Kyle thought.
"What's the second question?" Bebe asked quietly.
"What?"
"The second question. We were playing truth or dare remember."
"Oh yeah." Kyle thought about his question. He could ask her anything, but the real thing he wanted to know was, "Why did you follow me home today?"
Bebe paused. She didn't know how to answer that. "I…. I don't know."
"Come on, dude! You have to answer! It's truth or dare."
"Well I guess it's because I saw how upset you were and I…. I just couldn't stand to see you like that." Bebe said. It was then that she realized she was still lying next to Kyle on his couch. She sat up quickly and began to stand.
Kyle grabbed her hand and pulled her back down. "Thanks Bebe. You really made me feel better."
"Dude. It really sucks that you're moving. I really think I like you Kyle."
"Bebe, you like every boy at school. I heard you telling Wendy that you were making out with Craig in your basement last night!" Kyle said rolling his eyes at the blonde girl sitting next to him.
"Actually Kyle…. I was lying about that. I never made out with Craig in my basement." Bebe said. Looking away from the young Jewish boy who was gazing at her intently.
"But why would you lie about something like that?"
"A reputation is all a girl has in that school, Kyle. I decided to make my own."
"But why?"
"I found that more boys seemed to like me if they thought I was a slut."
"I like you Bebe. Even if you aren't a slut…. I think you're pretty cool!"
"Thanks Kyle. I really hope you don't end up moving so we can go out some time."
"Yeah me too." Kyle said leaning towards Bebe. They got closer until they're lips finally touched.
"Guys where's that stupid Jew? I haven't seen him since this morning." Cartman said to Stan and Kenny at lunch.
"Don't know, don't care." Stan said. He hadn't eaten any of his lunch.
"He went home during recess fat ass. He freaked out cause you told him he was moving to Maine!" Kenny said through his hood. "Hey Stan dude can I have the rest of your lunch if you're not gonna eat it?" Kenny said turning to his raven haired friend.
"Sure man" Stan mumbled pushing his tray of food across the table to Kenny.
"Wait," Cartman said suddenly, "the stupid Jew actually fell for it?"
"What?" Stan said quickly looking up.
"I started that rumor, retards!"
"Cartman! Kyle's a complete wreck because of that damn rumor!"
"I know! Isn't it great?" The fat ass said with great enjoyment.
"No it's not great! How the hell did you start this rumor anyways? I heard Bebe say that she overheard her mom talking to Kyle's mom about it!"
"It took a lot of planning but I managed to achieve my goals by first sneaking into Kyle's dad's office. I wrote a memo to Kyle's dad saying that he had been transferred to their new office in Maine. I knew that once Kyle's dad got the memo he would tell Kyle's mom. I also knew that because Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch she would immediately call everyone in town to complain. The news would then spread around town like wild fire until it would eventually reach Kyle. It was a perfect plan. Completely flawless!" Cartman said with an evil glint in his eye.
"Except now we know and Kenny and I are going to tell Kyle right now!" Stan said. "Come on Kenny!"
Then two boys ran off towards Kyle's house with the fat ass following reluctantly behind them.
A/N: Thanks for reading! You guys rock!
