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Bella: I'm going to visit Jacob. Why won't my car start?
Edward: Because I took it apart. I'm going hunting.
Bella: Now I can go visit Jacob.
Jacob: I'd rather you died than became a vampire.
Bella: Waaahhh!
Jacob: I'm sorry.
Alice: Let's have a sleepover.
Bella: Why? You're trying to keep me away from Jacob!
Jacob: You know you like me. (tries to kiss Bella, gets punched)
Bella: Ahhhh! I broke my hand!
Alice: There's been a strange vampire sneaking around in your room.
Bella: The vampire stole my blouse!
Edward: Victoria's gathering an army of newborn vampires. They're really strong.
Alice: We're going to fight them.
Bella: Stay with me, Edward!
Victoria: (tries to attack Bella, gets beaten by Edward)
Bella: My hero!
Jessica: Can you believe it? We're graduating!
Edward: Bella, will you marry me?
Bella: Yes.
Jacob: NOOOOOOO!