After they had gone to see Lady Tsunade the raven was mad. He did not like what he had to hear. He refused to do it.
"Do you want Orochimaru do recognize you?"
"I'm not cutting my hair. I'll let it grow out."
Naruto smirked at him. He wouldn't mind a longhaired Sasuke. It would really make Sasuke the girl in the newfound relationship.
"That doesn't mean that I'm the girl."
"Yeah. Actually it does. You're the one who-"
"Not in public. Do not say that in public."
Sasuke glared at Naruto. He refused by all means. He liked his hair the way it was.
"Fine… duck butt."
Naruto had struck a core in Sasuke. Sasuke had never heard anyone call him duck butt. He knew exactly what Naruto meant. He just refused to believe it.
"What did you say?"
"Duck butt. Your hair looks like a ducks butt. You need a haircut."
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hand and dragged him. They went all the way to Naruto's house. Sasuke had slammed the door right behind him.
"You're not one to talk shaggy."
Naruto just stared at Sasuke. He couldn't believe what he had just heard. He thought that that was a horrible nickname. He would have thought that Sasuke could have at least come up with something decent.
He shook it off and grabbed Sasuke's hand right away. He dragged Sasuke with him outside. They both had a little mission to attend to.
"We need to get going. We have a chore to do."
They both walked until they found a woman with the 2 dogs. Naruto couldn't believe that he had to walk someone elses dogs. He didn't consider this much of a mission.
After they started walking the dogs they just kept to themselves. Sasuke didn't know how to express himself at that moment. After a few quiet minutes he had finally spoke up.
"This is a mission. Not a chore."
"No it's not. If I didn't go and save you then I would have missions. I would be fighting and training."
"Well if that's how you feel than I'll just leave."
They both stood there for a minute staring at each other. Sasuke gave Naruto the other dog leash. Sasuke had started to walk off when he heard a scream.
Sasuke stopped in his tracks. For a second he thought that Orochimaru had found them. He thought that he would get grabbed and taken away.
When he had turned around he saw the total obvious happening. The two dogs were dragging Naruto. The blonde had fallen on the grass and was still being dragged.
Sasuke ran off towards Naruto to see the action. He was right behind when the blonde was dragged into the lake.
The dogs were very happy with themselves. They both were doggy paddling the whole time. It had looked as though the dogs were smiling. They just wanted to be in the water.
Sasuke gave a little chuckle. He was trying so hard not to laugh. His chuckles kept on coming until he couldn't help it. He had broke into laughter and was pointing at Naruto.
Naruto turned himself in the water and saw Sasuke. He was seeing the raven's knees slowly buckling. He gave the raven a quick glare.
With that Naruto turned back around. He had found both of the dogs swimming in the lake. He swam after the two dogs and could barely catch their leashes.
Once he grabbed the dogs Naruto had walked right on out. All 3 of them were soaked. Seeing this Sasuke laughed even harder.
At this point Sasuke's knees gave out and he fell on the grass. He had found this way too amusing.
Naruto was slightly annoyed by this. It was great for him to see Sasuke laughing. He just wasn't thrilled about being soaking wet.
Sasuke hadn't even seen that Naruto had come out with the dogs. He didn't notice until "it" happened.
One of the dogs had gone over to Sasuke and sniffed him. His leg had lifted and he aimed his target. At this point the dog was now peeing on Sasuke.
Sasuke felt this pee thinking that it was just water. When he looked up he had realized that he was being peed on. He looked in total horror. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
With this happening Sasuke had heard a chuckle. He looked up at Naruto and was seeing the blonde chuckle.
Naruto was trying to keep it in for as long as he could. After a few seconds he couldn't contain himself and started cracking up.
"What comes around goes around. You better believe it."
"The only thing that I can't believe is that you mixed it up. What goes around comes around. Dobe."
Naruto looked at Sasuke in disbelief. He had a short-lived frown that quickly turned back to a grin.
With the dog leashes still in his hand Naruto pounced on Sasuke. He looked at the raven happily. The blonde stared through the dark brown eyes. He brought his head down and kissed him.
Naruto was more then happy to still see Sasuke here. He thought that Sasuke was serious about leaving before. He would have been as sad as ever. Naruto had never wanted that to happen.
"Why did you come back? I thought that you were serious about leaving."
"I was. But I can't let you fall like that. That is if I'm not here to laugh about it."
Naruto looked at Sasuke in disbelief. He made a fist and pushed it into Sasuke as he was slowly getting up.
The raven stopped him and pulled the blonde back down. With this he held his neck and kissed him. They continued kissing to no end in sight when they unexpectedly heard something.
"Even if you think you're alone you shouldn't fuck in a public place. Why? Because there might be other people around. Like me"
Naruto looks up and sees a hooded man peeking from behind a tree. When this person steps out Naruto recognizes this person right away.
"Shino. That's not what. What are you doing here", Naruto screams.
Out from the woods Kiba walks out with Akamaru. He stares at Naruto on top of Sasuke. He couldn't believe his eyes.
"Shino there you are. Naruto? What's going on", asked Kiba.
"We weren't fucking. Get that through your mind", Naruto screams again.
Not being able to handle this Sasuke pushed Naruto off of him and stood up. He looked at Shino and Kiba in annoyance.
"Many things happened. But fucking was not one of them. What are you two doing here anyways?"
"Walking Akamaru. And Tsunade told us to come look for you two. You guys need to return the dogs to that weird farmer lady. She told us that you were back Sasuke. That's great but. Why were you?"
"We're together. Why else? Come on Sasuke. Let's go bring these dogs back."
"I'm going back. Come on Akamaru," said Kiba.
Kiba left the three of them standing there. His shoulders slumped with his head down as he walked off.
Naruto and Sasuke looked at him in total confusion. They had no idea what that was all about. Shino was the only one who knew. He would not dare tell them the truth.
"What's his problem", asked Naruto.
"I'm not telling you. Why? Because it's none of your business."
With that Shino ran off to Kiba. Sasuke and Naruto just stood there for a moment. They consumed everything that had happened and found the farmer lady right away. After handing the dogs to her they both went about their day enjoying it the best that they could.