We now return you to the never ending adventures of...
Ninja Danny: THIS IS NOT A SOAP OPERA!
Me: Shut up! Don't tell me what I can't do!
Ninja Danny: You've been watching Lost again, haven't you?
Anyway, enjoy...
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Destiny wrote:
(typical Tucker fashion XD)
Me: grins seductively evil, still hanging on Danneh Yes..join us. It's so much fun! The Queen is so awesome!
Degona: And you can have Dan, cuz we don't want him...
Dan: HEY!
Vlad: Yes, yes...my son is a natural choice. He's so intelligent and smart and wise. There aren't many that-
Dan: HEY! THE SAME GOES FOR YOU!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Valerie: Where's Tucker?!
Sam: What did you do to him?!
Tucker: yelling through a locked closet supposedly upstairs AH!!!! LET ME OUT!!! I JUST WANT ONE OF THOSE FREAKIN COOKIES TO GIVE TO A GIRL!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE HAS SOMEONE! HELL, MY BEST FRIEND'S GETTING MARRIED!!!! DON'T I EVER GET A BREAK?!?!?!
Sam: yells back THEY'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!! THEY'RE JUST UNDER A SPELL!!!!!!
Danneh: thinking Very well. Okay, Bombay, we have a deal. he and ND untie Sam and Valerie
Sam: pleading Danny...please...snap back to your senses... Come back...to me...
Danneh: I told you, it's DANNEH!!!! And no... You don't like my new life and I don't want you to mess it up. So hurry up and leave before I change my mind.
Valerie: Once a stupid evil ghost, always a stupid evil ghost... glares
Danneh/Ninja Danny: Ya got that right, Val!
Sam: glares at Danneh Then I guess you've already made your decision. Come on, Val. We've gotta go help Tucker. It's nice to know that some of us here are still heroes... turns to walk out but a net falls on them
Valerie: What the-
Tucker: leaps out of the closet next to them and pounces on them laughing maniacally Now I'll finally get my admirers! Whether they like it or not!
Sam: Tucker! Have you lost your mind?!?!?!?!
Tucker: Nup. drags them off in the net
Ninja Danny: You were never planning on actually locking him up where you?
Danneh: shrugs Meh, he's my best friend. He deserves some breaks... Hey, wait a minute. He's got a cape! I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ALLOWED TO HAVE A CAPE!!!!!!!
Me: Oh, I'll get you another and better one. giggles
Danneh: calms down Okay. turns to Bombay Well, technically, I did let them go...
BombayDreamer wrote:
Me: mesmerised Ok!
takes cookie
Dan: Aw nuts.
stands over with Danneh, twirls and is now wearing goth outfit with long leather jacket
Danneh: That was coool and all, but how did you do that?
Me: Years of practise. Oh, wait. One last thing to show evilness.
gets out lightsaber, presses buttons until green blade goes red.
Me: There we go. Now.
kneels
Me: What are your orders Lord Danneh?
Dan: I'm screwed aren't I?
Desi: happily YEP!
The Queen wrote:
(In The Kitchen)
Let's see...where's that darn brown sugar...
Five-Year Old Danny: MOMMA! -runs in and hugs me tightly- I missed you!
Hello, little Danny! -hugs back- I missed you, too. Five-Year Old Danny: -sniffles- Why did you go away? I missed you so much! And the others are mean! Some of them are even scary...
You're talking about Dan and Vlad right?
Five-Year Old Danny: Yeah, they're scary. -clings-
But not mean?
Five-Year Old Danny: Well, they're scary, mean. The others are just mean, mean.
Who?
Five Year Old Danny: Aunt Desamy! She wouldn't give me any more cookies!
-sighs- Is that all?
Five Year Old Danny: Yes!
All right...well, I'm making cookies right now, and then you can have some when they're done.
Five-Year Old Danny: YAY! -runs in circles around me happily-
-under breath- And then you can go back to normal like everyone else.
Five-Year Old Danny: So how do I help, Momma?
Just help me get the ingredients I need.
-a bit of time goes by and almost everything is in the mixer-
Five Year Old Danny: -running up and holding things out- Momma! Let's put these in the cookies!
-takes one of the containers and looks at the label- Chili powder? Darlling, chili powder doesn't go in chocolate chip cookies.
Five-Year Old Danny: But you said they were special cookies! This will make them special!
They...they're special because you helped me make them. Now, I'll go get the chocolate chips and you can put them in. -Danny climbs up on the counter to go through the cabinets. He accidentally knocks a box of raisins of the shelf and a few drop into the active mixer-
Five-Year Old Danny: Oops...
-comes back- What's wrong? You didn't put anything in the mixer, did you? Five-Year Old Danny: No, Momma!
Good. They have to be perfect. Here, put the chocolate chips in.
Destiny wrote: (In response to BombayDreamer's last post)
Me: Yay! Another member! (even though she's always technically been). That means that you need a position. Hmmm...gotta think. Well your heroics kinda...
Degona: Sucked.
Me: Well, yeah, but that's cuz she was using them for good, but in the hands and influence of evil...
Degona: Oh! nods Good point.
Me: We have a chef and chief of security and even technical for Tucker to work with. snaps fingers I've got it! You can be our "Tactical Director"! Whaddya say, huh? cooing Do you think that's a good idea, honey?
Danneh: Yes. I do. She'll make a fine Tactical Director. We'll be able to spread the cookies even more under the name of the Queen.
Dan: Is there anyone who hasn't been affected by all this?
Tucker: comes out as King Tuck with Sam and Valerie, in matching outfits, hanging on him Nope. But they've got a point. Why be good when you can be evil? This is more fun! Right, girls?
Sam/Valerie: nod grinning affected by the cookies Mmm hmm!
Tucker: Who knew need all I ever needed was a cookie?
Vlad: Yes, we're like one big happy family! grabs me, Degona, ND, Danneh, and Dan in a big hug
Danneh: Okay, not that close! pulls everyone away from Vlad You're not even supposed to be here.
Dan: Maybe the ghosts are willing to help.. starts to fly off but gets caught in one of Valerie's nets
Me: HOLD IT!
Degona: You ain't goin anywhere...
Dan: gulps in fear and looks at Bombay
ELSEWHERE
Observant # 1: You do realize those are some of your charges behind all this?
Observant # 2: And they're attempting to take over the world?
Clockwork: Yes, I'm quite aware of that. This all started as a simple lesson, but perhaps it's carried on far to long.
Observant: # 2: Then you agree. It's time to end it.
Clockwork: No.
Observant # 1: No? Did you just refuse -
Clockwork: folds arms You must admit it is rather entertaining and better than anything you lunkheads could ever provide for me... Point is, I got rid of Dan, so he can't pester me from the thermos anymore; Danny doesn't become Dan because he's already evil and he's too preoccupied to get into to much trouble; Destiny is too busy to stay here and bug me, and I don't have to listen to her and Danny complain about each other or fight and argue all the time anymore; Vlad is also to busy to cause problems, all my charges are in one place and easy to keep an eye on, and the cookies are actually very popular. All in all it works out fine for everywhere, except for Danny, Destiny, Degona, Ninja Danny, Bombay, Dan, Vlad, Sam, Tucker, and Valerie... But hey, some sacrifices must be made, right?
BombayDreamer wrote:
Dan: tied to a chair with Ecto-bindings Is this really nessicery?
Me:enters wearing black suit and sunglasses Oh yeah. As you refuse to take part in our evl plots-
Dan: Because I prefer my own.
Me: It is my job to either break you and bend you to my Master's will, or destroy you.
Dan: Wow, you ARE more competant when you're evil.
Me: I'd resent that normally. Now...
puts chair down backwards, sits facing Dan
Me: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Dan: glaring The Hard Way!
Me: grins, eyes glint red I'm so glad you said that. Assistants!
Sam and Valerie(both wearing Princess Leia Slave Bikinis) enter pushing giant wheel with various pictures on it
Me: This is the wheel of torture, on here we have various things such as "eaten by a bear", "boiling in oil", "community service"-
Dan: You stole this from an episode of Avatar didn't you? "Avatar Day" right?
Me:...yes. But I've added some of my own. Now, if you aid us in our glorious conquest of the fandoms, I will let you go. But if you refuse I will spin the wheel and you will be totured in the appropriate manner.
Dan: Well of course I refuse. now if you'll just stop these stupid hi-jinks...
Danneh: SILENCE! Bombay is loyal only to me now Dan.
the wheel is spun
Me: And it has stopped on "Show half of an episode of season three of LOST and refuse to show him the rest".
Dan:...I take back that competance remark.
Me: Oh we'll see.
some time later
Dan: WHAT? You can't stop it there! Locke has to save Eko, and he had the vision, and Desmond is naked, and Charlie and Claire are gonna have trouble! WHY WOULD YOU STOP IT THERE????????????
Me: I love my job.
Latinblue wrote:
I'm in a comitte with others "evil cookies" memebers
Me: Since this evil cookies ARE amde to RULE THE WORLD! I think we MUST make a MASS PRODUCTION and sell the EVIL COOKIES...OF DOOM!!
other people: YEAH!!!
Me: and since the main comanders of this cause are being held by evil Danny...we are going to start the mass production...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
other ppl: Are you sure
Me: YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!
other ppl: YEAHHH!! WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE WORLD EVIL!!
Me: We just need to give evil cookies to the owners of the greatest industries, and made them SELL THEM ALL OVER THE WORLD!! WHO IS WITH ME!
Everyone: WE ARE!! WE ARE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!
Danneh pass by Danneh: what are you guys doing?
Me: Ummm..planning to take over the world with evil cookies?
Danneh: Ok, but just remmeber to shut off the lights when you guys finnish ok?
Me+everyone: oh..ok!
Danneh: OK!! BACK TO MARRY THE GIRL OF MY LIFE!
Me: and they say we are nuts XDDegona wrote:
Danny, Ninja Danny, Destiny and Me are at the alter.
Priest: Do you take this ninja to be you're lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, as long as you both shall live?
Me: I ... I... comes out of spell Ugh... looks down and sees self wearing wedding gown and holding flowers What the hell? turns and sees ND, Danny and Destiny standing there What's going on?!
Destiny: comes out of it Why am I wearing a wedding dress?
Me: stares at ND, to see Reality Gauntlet on his arm YOU STOLE MY REALITY GAUNTLET AND MESSED WITH MY HEAD, DIDN'T YOU?????!!!!
Ninja Danny: Uh...
Destiny: to Danneh And you used cookie dust on me, didn't you?
Danneh: Uh...
I grab the gauntlet from ND
Me: You better get down on you're knees and prey we show mercy on you!
ND and Danneh cower together, and get down on their knees
Destiny: Now, what else did you too do?
Bombay walks in, followed by Dan, acting goofy, Tucker in his King Tuck outfit, looking Evil, and Sam and Valerie, in Princess Lea slave costumes
Destiny/Me: 0o???
Destiny/Me: glares at ND and Danneh What did you do?
Bombay: Is this a bad time?
Destiny wrote:
Skulker, Ember, Box Ghost, and Technus burst in
Skulker: Someone said someone's trying to take over the world with cookies! Well not on our watch. sees everyone Uh...
Dan: Don't ask...you'll end up like everyone else...
Ember: Well let's finish this! Whose in charge of it?! everyone points to me and Degona who point at Danneh and ND
Me: yelling at Danneh Are you happy?! Look what you've done! Now the ghosts are involved also...
Danny/Ninja Danny: start crying We're soooo sorry! We didn't mean it!
Me: crosses arms It's not gonna work this time.
Ninja Danny: whispering to Danneh We just need five seconds to make them say yes...
Danny: I know... But how? Wait.
Ninja Danny: I have an idea! Follow me! turns to the ghosts HOW DARE YOU?! YOU SHALL NEVER STOP US!! FOR THAT YOU MUST PERISH!!
Ember: Who the heck is he? And what happened to Danny Phantom?
Me/Degona/Sam/Tucker/Valerie/Dan/Bombay: IT'S DANNEH! all look at each other
Skulker: Whatever. tries to blast Ninja Danny who flies over by Degona and the attack hits the gauntlet
Me/Degona: Uh, oh...
Danneh/Ninja Danny: grin
Ninja Danny: Got the cookies?
Danneh: Got the cookies..
Me/Degona: start to scramble but Sam and Valerie grab us Oh, snap...
You know, if we get married we could put it in our sigs. ex: I married Danny on (date) and see everyone's reactions. XD
BombayDreamer:
Me: OK, I'll deal with the party crashers then the happy couples can be wed, till death do they part.
takes off suit to reveal Black Jedi robes underneath
Dan: How did she do that?
Skulker: pumping up cannon Say goodnight girlywhelp!
Bombay: brings out lightsaber and slices off cannon You were saying...whelp?
Skulker: AW NUT! I had five more payments on that
Tucker: HA! And now you know my pain
Me: Dan, put ecto-bindings on Skulker, Ember and Technus.
Dan: Uh, hello! Not on your side, I'm a prisoner remember?
Me: holds up DVD Do I need to show you half of "Every Man For Himself"?
Dan: What? But that's the Sawyer episode! You monster!
Ember: Oh come on! Is he really gonna do what she says over a dumb tv show?
some time later...
Ember: tied with ecto bindings with Technus and Skulker Aparently he is.
Skulker: Just be glad that Bombay doesn't have access to Heroes.
Technus: What are you going to do with us.
Me: Well a large part of me just creams out to destroy you, but that wouldn't benefit my Master. Technus and his machine abilities can amplify the power of Ember's guitar. Ember can then play a chord that will be powerful enough to call whoever we want here to our base, where we will distribute the cookies.
Skulker: What about me?
Me: Well someone has to clean the toilets.
Dan: If I wasn't so objected to this I'd be very impressed.
Me: And now Lord Danneh, all distractions are taken care of. Enjoy your wedding.
takes off Jedi robes and underneath is black bridesmaid's dress.
Dan: OK, how did she DO that?Destiny wrote:
XD XD (I don't watch Lost but my dad does and I know how confusing it can all be. Good play!)
Me/Degona: SAY WHAT?!?!
Degona: I thought she was against us?
Me: Yeah, so did I? What happened to being the hero? Even if she did suck at it?
Degona: Well, she actually seems to be pretty good at this... Unfortunately. I think she's found her true calling. Her real destiny... Errr...no offense.
Me: None taken. I know what you mean...
Degona: And apparently Danny has to-
Me: Okay, now that's going to far... And, hey, where are Fun Danny and Super Phantom? Weren't they with her?
Degona: Maybe they're the lucky ones...
Technus: A wedding? Oooo, this is exciting! I've heard of them but never been to one.
Skulker: Wait... master? That whelp is controlling everyone?
Me/Degona: still trying to get loose from where Sam/Valerie tied us up NOT EVERYONE!!!!
Ember: How the hell did he manage that?! And what happened to the freaky goth girl? I thought he would end up with her? sees Sam and Valerie fanning over Tucker And apparently not...
Vlad: dances in the room Ooooo! Look! More guests!!! How exciting!
Ninja Danny: Okay, they're been taken care off, whether they accept it or not. Now, back to the point.
Danneh: Very well done, Bombay. It appears I've made a wise choice in selecting you to join us.
Ninja Danny: Yeah, but now we need a new tactic since the gauntlet's gone.
Danneh: looks at Ember, well more like her guitar Actually...I have an idea...
Me/Degona: Uh, oh...
I was on the comp yesterday doing stuff with a friend and ended up making this because I was so bored. XD And I didn't feel like putting to much work into it. How's that for a wedding dress? I wonder if I can actually get something like that made. I do already have the shirt! )
The Queen wrote:
-The doors open and I stroll in with a tray of cookies, Five-Year Old Danny contentedly on my heels with a cookie in each hand-
Me: So, was no one going to invite me to the wedding?
Danny: -under breath- Not particularly...
Me: -starts handing out cookies- Well, no matter. At least I found all of you. -pauses at the chained up ghosts- Should we really be torturing people in a chapel? Bombay: They were the ones that barged in and almost ruined the wedding in the first place.
Me: I guess... -stares at Bombay- There's something different about you. ...Did you change your clothes?
Dan: Yeah, more than three times.
Me: -shoves a cookie in Dan's mouth-
Ninja Danny: You know, we really shouldn't have cookies until after the wedding. They cold be part of the reception!
Danny: Yeah!
Me: Nonsense! My cookies are irresistable. Don't you think so, Tucker? -shoves a cookie in his mouth and he mumbles something incoherently around the cookies-
Danny: Well, I'm not hungry! Ninja Danny: Me neither!
Me: -glares- Take the cookie anyway. That's an order. Destiny? Degona? You want them to have the cookies, don't you?
Destiny: Yes! Please!
Degona: The sooner I get out of this wedding dress, the better.
Me: See? They want you to have a cookie. Would you do something that they didn't want?
Destiny: coughTheytiedusupcough
Degona: coughAndtriedtogetusmarriedcough
Danny/Ninja Danny: -pouts childishly and reluctantly takes a cookie-
Degona wrote:
(Destiny and Me are in a closet, hiding from Danneh and ND)
Me: (whispering) Do you think they heard us?
Destiny: (whispering) No, I don't think so. Man, I'm so scared. If they can use our own powers and abilities against us, we're screwed.
Me: (whispering) Yeah. To think, this all started with just a simple plan to take over the world using a baked good. Is that so wrong?
Destiny: (whispering) How long have we been in the closet?
Me: (whispering) It's to dark, let me turn on the light...
(Reaches for the light switch, and the light turs on, revealing Ninja Danny and Danneh sitting next to us)
Ninja Danny: (whispering) Why were you guys whispering?
Destiny/Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Destiny wrote:
Me: Didn't you guys eat the cookies?! You were told to!
Ninja Danny: Well we thought about it...but I don't really like raisins...
Degona: Raisins? There's not supposed to raisins in there is there?
Me: Eww, no. I don't like raisins either... Why would I put them in cookies?
Degona: That can't be good... Maybe it's a good thing they didn't eat it.
Danneh: So now what?
Me: I have an idea... grins seductively at Danneh and then pulls cape over his head RUN!!!! me and Degona race out of the closet
Danneh: fighting to get cape off his head Dang it!
Ninja Danny: Now what?
Danneh: I don't know! I'm so mad that I...starts to glow blue
Ninja Danny: Hey, how'd you do that?
Danneh: Huh? I forgot about my ice powers!
Ninja Danny: You get ice powers? That's not cool...
Danneh: shrugs It was after your time... Anyways I can use those!
Ninja Danny: What about me?! I don't have any ice powers!
Danneh: Well you're a ninja aren't you? Use your super cool ninja moves or whatever.
Ninja Danny: Oh... Yeah, good idea.
Degona wrote:
XD "Super cool ninja moves" That's priceless!
(Me and Destiny are running for our lives)
Me: (panting) Now what?
Destiny: (panting) We keep running!
(There is a blast of blue light, and we both are frozen in place. The only thing not frozen is our heads)
Me: What? What is this? Wait... he has ice powers. Darn it!
Destiny: Now what are we going to do?
Me: Watch... (I begin to glow red, and the ice melts away.)
Destiny: YOU HAVE FIRE POWERS?
Me: Yeah, and telekinisis.
Destiny: Oh, that would have been helpful to know... WHEN WE WERE TIED UP!!!!
Me: (grins) In my state of panic, I'd forgotton about them...
Destiny: Well, unfreeze me, before he comes back!
Me: Right...
(There is a puff of smoke, and scream, and then everything is silent)
Destiny: Degona? Hello?
Danneh: I'm afraid she's not here! Ninja Danny took care of her...
Destiny: (gulp)
MEANWHILE
Me: (tied up) I keep forgetting about your super cool ninja skills. Why didn't you use them to untie yourself?
ND: Why didn't you use yours?
Me: Touché!
BombayDreamer:
Danneh: Bombay!
Me: Yes my master
takes off bridesmaid dress to reveal Batgirl costume but with a DP logo instead of a bat
Dan: Seriously? How does NOBODY ELSE find this weird?
Bombay throws Bat-a-rang, ties up Desi
Me: You will find that the bindings are resistant to fire.
Desi: Note to self: NEVER TURN BOMBAY EVIL!
Degona is dragged in by Ninja Danny
Degona: Next time we use pie to take the world over. Pie is less risky. You know Bombay, you could try being good again and-
Me: No way. I like being evil. And I will aid my masters in this glorious conquest of the world
Voice: Not if I can help it
SuperPhantom bursts through wall
SP: And now you fiend I shall end your-
is knocked out by Bombay using the Force to throw him against a wall
Desi/Degona:...wah?
Desi: But SuperPhantom was her guy. SHE JUST KNOCKED OUT HER GUY!
Me: He was never my guy and now we shall...stumbles...ugh...wah? Um, what is going on?
Desi: The cookie Danneh gave her, it's wearing off.
Degona: FINALLY!
Me: I did bad things didn't I?
Desi/Degona: nods
Me: Did I beat up Dan?
Desi: Tortured him with LOST
Me: Wow, I'm good at evil.
Degona: TOO good.
Danneh: But that's exactly how we like it. now...
Ninja Danny comes up wielding Ember's guitar
all: gasp
MEANWHILE:
Observant 1: We seriously need to interveen
Clockwork: No we don't
Observant 2: Fine, but would you at least not eat popcorn while you watch everything going to pieces.
Destiny wrote:
(In response to Degona)
I thought you'd like it XD And I could see Danny saying something like that
Me: Okay, okay...can't panic... Let's see...what powers do I have? Ummm...plants! grins then frowns Oh, yeah, isn't that how he learned to use them in the first place? Okay, new idea... Wait! I have ice powers to! And Dani's powers! I'll just use them! bursts free of the ice and turns on heels to glare at Danneh Okay, Danneh, you want a fight?! Let's do this!
Danneh: sighs in boredom No, I don't want to fight...
Me: Well, I do! hands glow blue And this time-
Danneh: without a word snaps something around my wrist
Me: blinks What the heck is - hands stop glowing Oh...
Danneh: It's the newest in the line of Spector Deflectors. Dad doesn't know I stole it.
Me: ... Well isn't that lovely... I can still large vines appear HA! Looks like it doesn't work! vines wrap around me What the heck?!
Danneh: looking down at his hand in boredom You didn't let me explain the newest feature. It enables the user to absorb and use the victim's powers for themselves...
Me: Crap... grumbling under breath to vines When this is over...you're all gonna regret obeying him...
Danneh: Speaking of which... pulls out cell phone Yeah, dad? I won't be home tonight. I'm gonna be marrying the girl of my dreams. What? NO! Why does everyone keep thinking it's Sam?! She's NOT the love of my life!
Me: under my breath Cuz it's supposed to be... vine covers my mouth Hey! Mmmph!
Danneh: Well, actually, I'm kind of busy. Yeah, Tucker and Sam are here to. And Jazz acting strange? No, not that I know of. Maybe she just needs a break from school. Okay, gotta go. Bye. hangs up and turns back to him Now what are we gonna do with you...
Me: I HATE karma!!!!
And I just got an idea for another song! XD
(In response to BombayDreamer)
Me: Uh...w..what are you gonna do with that?
Ninja Danny: grins evilly
Sam: slowly coming out of it What happened... glares at us And why are you still wearing wedding dresses?!
Valerie: And, looks down Oh my god! What are we wearing?!
Tucker: Dang it! Didn't use enough!
Sam: Danny, haven't you snapped back to your senses yet?
Me: sarcastic Does it look like it? At least everyone's coming back to normal right now...for now anyways...
Degona: Except the Dannys and um, did you forget that Bombay joined by her own choice, before she ate the cookie?
Me: Oh, crap!
Danneh: grins and snaps his fingers and vines wrap around everyone whose back to normal
Degona: Hey, turns to me that's your power! He stole your power!
Me: Yeah...I noticed...
Degona: How could you let him do that?
Me: Do you really wanna have this discussion?
Degona: Good point.
Me: Unfortunatley that means he also has my time/dimension/realm traveling powers... And that can a deadly weapon...
Ninja Danny: Now... holds guitar
Sam/Valerie: OMG!! THEY'RE GONNA SING AGAIN!!!!!
Ninja Danny: You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am your possession
Unopened at your feet
Danneh: There's no balance
No equality
Be still I will not accept defeat
Degona: starting to be affected again I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Me: Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you
CHORUS:
All: You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you stay with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you stay with me
Ninja Danny: I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
Danneh: You protest
You want to leave
Stay
Oh, there's no alternative
Degona: Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
Me: A circumstance
In your wild dreams
Your affection is not what it seems
CHORUS
Danneh: My fantasy has turned to madness
And all my goodness
Has turned to badness
Ninja Danny: My need to possess you
Has consumed my soul
My life is trembling
I have no control
Me: I will have you
Yes, I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Degona: Like a butterfly
A wild butterly
I will collect you and capture you
CHORUS
Sam: Do they ever stop?!
Valerie: Wait...does this mean... looks over at us
Me: hanging on Danneh Oh, I'm so glad you made me come back to my senses!
Degona: hanging on ND Me too! I don't know what I was thinking!
Sam: Now what?
Valerie: sees Tucker and the ghosts Scream.
Sam: Good idea.
Sam/Valerie: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE
Clockwork: Come on! How can you not enjoy this! I mean, the SINGING!!!!! Never realized they had it in them! This is the most entertainment I've ever had! rocking back in laughter
Observant # 1: You do realize that's all your charges down there?
Clockwork: nods Yes. That's why it's even better. They've been reading a lesson or two. And I consider this payback for everything they've ever done!
Observant # 1: whispers to O#2 I think he's been cooped up here to long...
Observant # 2: Agreed. Perhaps we shouldn't have ignored his request for vacation time...
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Mwuahahahahahahaha...
Stay tuned for another episode of...Ninja Danny: You're doing it again!
Me: (sigh)