Okay so i made one of these for SasukexNaruto and i wanted to do another one like that.....but i didnt want to do it with Sasuke and Naruto! I finaly figured it out! I have wanted to try a different pairing for a while so here it is! This is my first.......NejiGaa!!!

Disclaimer: Am I rich? No. Has Naruto become gay in the series? No. Has Sakura died in the series? No. Do you think i own it? No. Then stop asking!

Warning: Yaoi! OOC! Um.....yeah.....I decided to make this kinda sad. Neji isnt gonna be the perfect lover when answering. But it will all be good in the end! I promise!

*In Suna*

Gaara sat at his desk thinking about the letter that Naruto sent him. Apparently he did this questioning thing on the Uchiha and so he decided to try it on him. He was a little shocked by the results of his. But now it made him wonder. What would his lovers answers be? Would Neji's answers be good or bad.

While he was worrying about this he didnt hear his lover enter the room and stand behind him. This is why he jumped 3 feet in the air and pressed a kunai to Nejis neck when he cleared his throught to grab his attention.

"Careful Gaara. Someone worse than me could have gotten in here and easily killed you with you spacing out like that." The Hyuga said in a mocking voice.

Gaara sighed and sat back down in the chair. Nejis eyes narrowed. "Gaara...What's wrong?" He cuped the red heads face as he looked into his lover green eyes.

Gaara stared into Neji's concerned eyes and made his decision. "Neji? Can i ask you a couple of questions?" The sand-nin asked the former leaf-nin.

Neji blinked confused. "Sure...Ask me anything!" He kneeled down in front of his red headed uke. Neji was worried that somthing had upset his lover but he couldnt tell what.

Gaara took a deep breath before he started on the first question. "You're in a forest and when you got to the middle you saw a cottage. Outside the cottage was a table with a glass. What kind of glass was it?"

Neji thought for a moment. "It would be a cup made of daimond in the shape of a wine glass." He said while imagining the most likely very ecpensive cup.

Gaara sweat dropped at this. Of couse the elegant Hyuga would say somthing like that! He sighed. "Seeing the glass, how much water was in the glass?"

Neji smiled, "It would be empty of course! It is made of daimond! I cant let it be ruined!"

Gaara felt a pang of sadness in his heart. He forced a smile and continued on. "Anyways you entered the cottage and you saw a bed. What did you do? Did you sit, jump, lie down, test its softness, stare at it?" Gaara watched Nejis face as he griminced.

"It might be someone elses bed. I would ignore it and continue to stand."

Gaara smiled a bit. That was a good answer. "After a while you went out of a cottage and saw a horse. You rode on the horse and the two of you explored the forest for a while. While ridding on the forest, you spotted a unicorn. What did you do?" Gaara shut his eyes even if Neji answered badly for this he will wait to continue. He has to tell him what his answers mean.

"I would ride the unicore of course!"

Gaaras heart and stomach clenched painfully. Tears came to his eyes and he felt like he was going to throw up. He continued on though. Not letting Neji see how this affected him.

"You soon got off with your horse and walked from there. Not too long, you saw an animal. What kind of animal was it?"

Neji frowned. "What are the point to these questions?"

Gaara looked up at him trying to hide the anger and pain. "You will see at the end...." He answered coldly.

Neji was startled by the cold attitude. "It would be a bird!" He quickly answered.

Gaara nodded. "Okay…you and the bird explored more of the forest but suddenly the bird got wounded. What would you do?"

Neji thought about it for a second. "I would probably try to help it the best that I can....but I would most likely ask for help." Neji was getting more worried about his lover as each question passed. Gaara looked hurt and angry. He was confued at why. It seemed he was mad at him, but he didn't know what he had done to make the young Kazekage like this.

Gaara closed his eyes as he asked the last question. He knew this would make it or break it for them. "Last question; you and the bird parted after that and soon you spotted a river. Can you describe its visibility, depth, temperature? Were there any fish, was it rocky or muddy?"

Neji looked down as he thought of this. He looked deeply into Gaaras eyes and answered. "It would be very hot. Like a hot spring. The water would be as clear as can be. It would be so deep that you would have to swim in order to be in the water. There would be no fish and the rocks would be smooth."

Gaara broke down in happiness at that answer. "Oh thank god!" He cried.

Neji was starteled and quickly hugged his lover who started to cry into his chest. He cuped Gaaras cheek and looked into his teary eyes. "Gaara what's wrong?"

Gaara looked down. "Those questions were based on phycology. They determin certain things and are true most of the time...."

Neji looked confused. "Why are you crying then?"

Gaara looked up at him sadly. "Some of your answers wern't very good....Your last question was the line....if you had answered that wrong then...I probably would have left you.." Gaara looked away sadly.

Nejis eyes widened. "Gaara...I had no idea...Please tell me what my answers meant! I want to improve myself! Please Gaara! I can't lose you!"

Gaara looked up at him. "Are you sure?"

Neji nodded determined.

Gaara nodded. "You said that your cup was made of daimond. That means that your mind is strong and won't break. You had said it was a wine glass which means that you'r personality is simple yet elegant. The fact that it is a daimond wine glass points out that your taste is expensive and that you want the best."

Neji was shocked at how accurate that was. "Okay....that is pretty accurate. What is the next one?"

Gaara saddened at this. He looked down in tears. (As i said up top very OOC) Gaara opened his mouth and told him his answer in a dead voice. "You amount of water in the glass represents how much love you give your partner. You said no water because the glass was too good for water...."

Gaara looked at him with a glare. "You basicly said that you give me no love because you are to good for me!"

Neji's eyes widened and he embraced Gaara. "You know that's not true! I love you Gaara! I give you all my love!"

Gaara pushed Neji off of him and stood up. His sand was swirling around him. "You said that you would stay standing because it was someone elses bed. That is saying that you are not lazy when around those you dont know or trust. But that isn't what pissed me off the most!"

Neji looked worried. "Please Gaara calm down!" Gaara growled at him. "Calm down? Calm down?! You said that you would go and ride the unicorn! The horse represents your lover! The unicorn represents the temptation of others in a relationship! You basicly said that you are willing to cheat on me!"

Neji was hugging Gaara before he could say anything else. "I'm sorry...Please forgive me Gaara. I had no idea that these questions would indicate this."

He cupped Gaara's face and looked him in the eyes. "I love you! You know that i would never cheat on you. You arn't the horse Gaara...You arn't the unicorn either. You are the one that rides with me through the forest on the unicorn. I love you and you are my life! Please Gaara!"

Gaara kissed Neji and hugged him. "I'm so happy...That was exactly what I needed to hear..."

Neji smiled and sat on the floor with Gaara sitting in his lap.

Gaara took a deep breath. "The bird represents you friends. Since you would help the bird that means you are willing to help your friends."

Neji smiles. "See that was a good answer."

Gaara laughs. "You said that the river would be very hot. That means that your relatioship with your partner is very..Um...intimate." Gaara blushes and Neji smirks.

"The depth determins how deep your relationship with your partner is. Since you said so deep that you would have to swim that means that our relationship is deep."

Neji tightens his hug.

Gaara smiles up at him. "The clearity of the water means that you hold no secrets from me. The fish and rocks hold no meaning."

Neji smiles. "See Gaara? Everything is alright. I love you."

Gaara smiles and kisses Neji. "Yeah....Everything is perfect."

Neji then gets a confused look. "Gaara? Can you tell me your answers?"

Gaara blushed. "I guess..Um I said that it would be a ceramic coffee cup. Which means that my mind is breakable and that I am very plain and prfessional."

Neji frowned. "You arn't plain."

Gaara sighed. "I know. But I am very professional."

Neji laughed. "Your right. Now what did you say to how much love you give me?" He smirks at Gaara.

Gaara blushes. "The cup was overflowing....."

Neji smiled and laughed.

Gaara blushed again. "Sh-shut up! I said that I would ignore the bed and sit on the roof.....it means that i have to be in a place that makes me comfortable in order to relax."

Neji tightened his hug in worry of the next answer.

"I said that I would ignore the unicorn and keep going."

Neji sighed. "Oh thank god..."

Gaara smiled. "I said that the animal would be a racoon. That is probably because of Shukaku. I also said that I would call for help meaning I would try to help my friends."

Neji looked down at the red-head in his lap. "And what was your river like Gaara?" He whispers into the red-heads ear.

Gaara looks down. "It was a deep river with clear water and....it was luke warm."

Neji frowned. "Hmm..luke warm huh? I think we should work on that."

The next thing Gaara knew he was over Neji's shoulder and Neji was walking down the hall. "H-hey! Put me down!"

Neji laughed and opened the door to their room. "Okay!"

Gaara's eyes widened. "Ouf! Did you have to throw me on the bed?!"

Neji climbed on top of him. "Why yes...yes I did!" He kissed Gaara.

Gaara growled. "Arrogant bastard.."

Neji smirked. "Ahh...But I'm your arrogant bastard!"

Gaara sighed, "Yes you are.."

Another kiss.

Yay! Ok! So i think im going to continue this. If you guys have a certain pairing you want to see these questions done with then please tell me!. Also please put it in seme/uke or top/bottom form such as the fact that these are Sasu/Naru and Neji/Gaa They can be Het, Yaoi, Yuri, Or any type you want! Just make sure it is from Naruto! Although im thinking of making a Teen titans one......Oh well! Please review!