MTT-Brand Italian Emporium - Nightfall
Papyrus's amazing red Ferrari pulled up in front of the emporium, two figures stepping out, one was very tall, with a black shirt, shorts and cap. Basketball balls acted as shoulder pads, a print on the shirt read 'Cool Dude'.
The second figure wore similar, except with denim shorts and no cap, the shirt read 'Cool Gal'.
By now I'm sure you know who they are, the stars of the story, Frisk and Papyrus.
Papyrus opened the door, revealing a quite fancy restaurant, red and gold carpet covered the floor, highlighting the white tables and white marble features scattered across the room. It was truly beautiful...
"FINALLY! A MONENT SANS CANNOT RUIN! NYEH HEH HEH!"
"Oh, excuse me sir, can you quieten down? Many people here are... Oh my god, is that you Frisk?!" The waiter in question taking happened to be the one and only Burgerpants. Seeing him not dressed in an MTT-Brand Burger Emporium uniform seemed strange, but it was still him.
"Yeah, great to meet you again... should I call you Burgerpants?"
"What? No, don't call me that stupid name, call me Brian, anyway... wouldn't you believe it, but that hunk of metal finally game me a promotion! I literally RUN this place now! Isn't it great!?"
"Yeah! Good job"
"I know right!? It's an AWESOME job! Anyway, do you guys have a reservation?" 'Brian' asked, turning to a computer,
"YES, I BELIEVE IT WAS UNDER..."
"The Great Papyrus?" 'Brian' guessed,
"EXACTLY! WHEW, I THOUGHT I FORGOT!"
"Okay... Table for two? Good, follow me..." Papyrus and Frisk followed Burgerpants through the restaurant, weaving through tables and water features and statues of... Papyrus? Eventually they reached a table for two, opposite said statue.
"Alright, here's your table, I'll leave you to decide your orders" Burgerpants walked away as Papyrus and Frisk sat down at they're chairs.
"WOWIE! THIS SURE IS A GREAT RESTAURANT!"
"Yeah..." Frisk was in thought, why would a restaurant like this have statues of the energetic skeleton, as far as she knew, Mettaton barely knew Papyrus...
Suddenly, the lights dimmed, and a spotlight pointed to the stage. The voice of Burgerpants erupted through the hall through a set of speakers,
"And now, for your entertainment tonight, the emperor of sleep-ins, the king of laziness, the master and commander of puns..."
"PLEASE DON'T TELL ME..." Papyrus muttered,
"...Sans the skeleton!" The crowd went wild as the short skeleton calmly walked onto the stage, plugging his phone into a set of speakers on stage, playing 'sans.' through a speaker.
"heh, thanks guys, it's kinda scary being up 'ere, y'know? almost... bone rattling!" A rimshot played from offstage, the audience chuckling,
"WHY IS SANS HERE!?"
"Maybe he works here?" Frisk answered,
"YES, BUT WHY PUNS? THAT IS THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR!"
"so, people've been wondering how i got this job, i mean, i got nothin' in me!" Another rimshot, this time the audience laughed, the joke was placed so well, it was like he could hear Papyrus in the crowd,
"so anyway, you thought a skeleton comedian was weird, wait until you've heard this..."
"OH NO... I'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE..."
"...so, a man got into a car crash and lost all control of his left side, well, i'm pretty sure he's all-right now" Another rimshot, "but his brother was in the same crash and he died, it's kinda sad... this is why i wanna raise awareness of car crashes, it means i won't have to make these jokes anymore!" The audience broke out into full laughter, it was probably only Papyrus that didn't find it funny,
"THAT'S HORRIBLE! HE SHOUD'NT BE MAKING JOKES ABOUT THAT!"
"Papyrus, it's obviously made up" Frisk comforted,Sans checked his watch on-stage, "sorry guys, my shifts over, i hope i tickled your ribs tonight!" Rimshot, "anyways, you all have a good night!" The audience applauded as Sans unplugged his phone and walked offstage, to immediately appear behind Papyrus, sitting down next to him,
"heya bro, did'ya like my show?"
"*sigh* NO"
"c'mon bro, i saw you smile" Sans teased,
"Yeah, I saw you" Frisk added,
"OH ALRIGHT, IT WAS A LITTLE FUNNY, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US THAT YOU WERE WORKING HERE TONIGHT!"
"yeah, i guess..." At that moment, Burgerpants arrived again with two plates full with pasta,
"Your meals... I dunno why but I didn't get your orders, yet the chefs knew exactly what to give you..." Burgerpants put a huge plate of Spaghetti Bolognese in front of Papyrus, followed by a slightly smaller plate of Fettuccine Alfredo for Frisk. Sans got a burger and fries from Grillbys. Everyone was happily eating there meals, chatting, sharing a joke, not knowing that they were being watched by a girl on the next table, wearing a green-and-yellow sweater...
Sunlight woke up Frisk again, the light persistently shone, trying to pry her eyes open, but she wouldn't lose to the sun, she was too determined. To compensate, Frisk turned over, away from the window, to open her eyes. Frisk remembered last night, oh was it fun. The food was delicious, the company of the two comic relief skeletons was hilarious. But one thought, no, two wouldn't leave her mind, why was the restaurant obsessed with Papyrus being the most prominent. The second thought was nowhere near as severe, but it was unnerving, throughout the entire night Frisk could feel a cold stare on her back. Like someone was watching her...
"FRISK! IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP! I COOKED BREAKFAST!" Papyrus stormed into Frisks room, announcing promises of food. It was a little calmer waking up to the loving voice of Toriel, but this was still nice, it showed how much he cared...
"Alright, I'm getting up..."
"GOOD! YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I'VE MADE! I HAVE TAKEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO 'EXPERIMENT' WITH MY COOKING! NYEH HEH HEH!" Frisk's mood suddenly became fearful, the last time Papyrus 'experimented' with his cooking, he burnt Undyne's house down. However, since Frisk couldn't smell smoke, she figured it was safe to get up.
Papyrus ran out of the room, presumably to cook something as Frisk changed into a blue-and-pink t-shirt and blue shorts. Walking out of her room she stepped into the kitchen to see what creation Papyrus had concocted. Frisk hadn't noticed before, but Papyrus was wearing his 'Fight the Chef' apron that Undyne gave him for his birthday, Sans got one saying 'Cook for the Chef'.
"HERE YOU ARE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!" Papyrus passed Frisk a plate with a stack of 3 pancakes, but the pancakes were red, smelled meaty and had spaghetti noodles in it. Frisk sat down at the kitchen bench, grabbed a knife and fork and tried one. At first she was scared as to what this would taste like... It actually wasn't that bad... Considering that Papurus' cooking skills have improved, not bad at all.
"mornin' kiddo" Sans said, putting a hand on Frisks shoulder, scaring her in the process,
"GOOD MORNING SANS! CARE TO TRY MY NEW CREATION?" Papyrus offered Sans a stack of spaghetti-pancakes,
"no thanks bro, i'm... still full from grillbys this mornin'"
"YOU ALWAYS USE THAT EXCUSE! HOW COULD YOU HAVE GONE THERE ALREADY?"
"i went early to... hey kiddo, wanna watch some tv?" Sans said, derailing the conversation perfectly,
"Sure, why not?" Sans guided Frisk into the TV room, flopped on the couch and pressed the on switch on the remote, Frisk sat down next to him.
As Sans was channel-surfing he said to Frisk, "you know why i went to grillbys this mornin' don't you..."
"At least give his food a chance, it honestly wasn't that bad... strange but not bad"
"i know, and i should be a better bigger bro to him, but i don't trust a lot of things, especially those stairs..." Sans pointed to a staircase leading up to more rooms, "...i think there up to somethin'" It was almost like this house didn't need a TV, because it had Sans, and that was just as entertaining.
Finally, Sans and Frisk settled for the weather, don't want to be caught out in the rain while swimming right?
"Thank you all, you are all such wonderful viewers... Now, onto the weather, with me, Mettaton!" The synthetic almost auto-tuned voice of Mettaton flooded the room, as it did with almost every other house in Ebbot City,
"Now, you will be glad to hear that it is a sweltering 89 degrees outside, perfect day for the beach perhaps?" Weird, how did Mettaton know... never mind, "Up in the north we have winds of up to 4 knots... but that doesn't matter, because we have friends down here people! Shout out to Frisk-baby, our savior from the Underground!" Now things were weird, news must have gotten around at the restaurant, and now there presence here is compared to a celebrity, "And her fabulous friends, Sans and Papyrus! Especially Papyrus, wait, no, cut that out! Don't..." The screen cut to a 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' screen, this gave time for Frisk to think, never mind the celebrity welcome, why with the Papyrus favoritism?
"huh, nice welcome eh?" Sans turned to Frisk, who was still somewhat confused. Sans knew exactly what Mettaton was like, despite having a face of metal, Sans could still read it, and it read that he had a crush on his brother... for some reason... and what with Frisk liking Papyrus, this could prove a problem, a Love Triangle if you will.
Disclaimer: I do NOT ship Papyton, in fact, I made this just to show how irrelevant it is, and that Papyrisk is OTP, don't get your panties in a twist if you ship it, just, bear with me.